DelfinoPie,

Indiana Joe & the Lost...Hamm...haha...that's a good one, or maybe "SuperJoe" with a big "S" on the chest of his chrome outfit & cape! Maybe too blase'!

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Zenfish, I'm sure we can Hash things out...hee, hee...and yes, I saw the Stratacoustic in Manny's in NYC several days ago...I wanted to pick her up & try her, but I didn't have the time...next week I'll make the time!

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Clarky,

So when does the Tour start, and what's it's duration...where will it take you? I agree with you about Vai going in the chrome direction...why do it if Joe's already known for it...the student following the teacher? I like VAI's DNA...reeeal Trippy!

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hello everyone, i hope everybody is doing well,

i have a jackson DR3 guitar and a marshall 30 watt amp.. i was wondering if annyone knows the best way to get my stuff to sound like joes without spending a lot of money.. i have a ds-1 pedal and it makes my guitar sound a little more like him cuz i know he uses that.. can anny one help? i will take anny tips please help me.

thanks

big bad moon 1889,

have Joe play it...only kidding...lol!

Seriously, I'm not sure I can help you with that, as everything costs these days...what pickups are you using...stock stuff?

Do you have a wah?

What brand strings & guages do you use?

STEEVE T- i bought the guitar used so im not sure of the strings or the guage but i am going to pick up a set of Daddario EXL 120 i think those are the ones joe uses.. i am planing on getting a wah once i sell my bass amp.. i have no money lol.. the pickups on it are duncan HB103 neck and brifge.. do you know what guage joe has his strings??

thanks

Zenfish:Will not be a prob,just make sure your parts are as near as dammit t perfection,cause when that green light goes on.....well y,ll see,lol.I,m so busy right now i,ve no time t post here & after 3 weeks off work my body doesnt know whats hit it,its an eat,work,shower,bed story right now,lol,laters bro

To all in t2j a good week friends,i must make the bucks 2 tired t post after work,back at the weekend,laters peeps

About more videoclips of Joe:

I love the Satch Tapes, I have it on video, DVD and mpg :-) But there were another times...
I agree with jelly man, I really enjoy more seeing him playing live than in a clip, and I guess that Joe is not interested in making more videoclips
This is and old quote of Joe discussing music videos:

"I wish that artists had a way of promoting themselves by actually fronting a band. I even liked those silly lip-syncs that you saw in the early 80's; they were much better at preserving what was actually happening. The bad thing about videos is that they don't actually reflect the band or the music, they generally reflect some idea of what's hip and will attract sales. It's a weird side project, a very expensive, strange world. What historical value does it have? What connection with the band?"

(Guitarist Magazine, Sept. 1996)

Good arguments.

Steven Wilde, hi! I've seen your website, only a quick glance, it looks good! I'll check it out more thoroughly later. By the way, talking about stress yesterday and look what I've received in my mail today -one of those countless e-mails of unknown addresses that often come to our mail- really weird LOL At this precisely moment no stress at all LOL!!

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bahduh, hi, glad to see you, I'm OK, some stress has appeared in my life but I'm fine. You have mail!

962, about Lucy "Crossbowmen" haha It's not my fault lol, I'm not into archery in fact I am a bad shot, you would have to see me playing darts :-)

BigBunny, hi! I've seen your offer, I'm interested in those articles, check your mail :-)

Stevee T, you have a nice website and I've been listening to some of your tunes, you have made a great work!

STEEVE T

do you know if joe uses a noise compresser??? im thinking about getting one of those too try and give my DS-1 a cleaner sound.. right now it sounds like theres a lot of noise a lot when i play chords...

well im off to rehersal at my school.. were doing a mid summer nights dream and seeing as im the lighting guy and i also help out with the sound board i should probably be there haha.. later

thanks

hello everyone..i was looking for some opinions on the steve vai model JEM7VWH...i have been studying it and looking to buy it..i have the money just wondering if you guys think it is worth the 1,800 dollars.

thanks,

Help!

I think my Power TAB is incorrect for "Flying"!

It seems they put too many notes in the solo, Does anyone have an accurate version in regular tab or Power TAB?

I would greatly appreciate it.

Catching up on some unread posts since November.....only 7,000 to go : Þ

One in particular stood out. Clarky wrote: " read when I can, as much as I can.. books, science journals, etc.. watch documentaries.. I visit museums.. and occasionally visit a site [castle, battlefield etc].. it's not just history though.. I'm actually into anything and everything - history, sub-atomic physics, cosmology, palaeontology, technology and engineering, music [I think.. lol]etc etc.. I go through these phases of stuff that interests me enough to study it.. "

That's me, to a tee. I'd read a quote on Mike Portnoy's website about his almost obessive/compulsive drive to learn everything there is to know about a subject that interests him.

Hi everybody....sorry long time no see, but here is a part of an article I was just browsing from a news article about Pat Martino..... On All Sides Now, Martino is joined by sultry chanteuse Cassandra Wilson, Tuck Andress (of Tuck and Patti), hippie pyrotechnician Michael Hedges and Jay Leno sideman Kevin Eubanks (who had tons of fret-cred before he began playing Doc to Jay's Johnny). The result is both more and less than a standard-issue tribute CD. All Sides Now has more musical integrity and less star excess (with the exception, perhaps, of the studio-gobbling performance by hard-rock wizard Joe Satriani).

Steven- thanks for your message, yep I'm ok today, well it's nearly the week-end so that's good! Hope you get our letter soon! Also hope your day was good. :-)

962- Hi, yes that was very observant about LucySorets' username- only took me 2 months to figure it out LOL!

Symbiotic, I owned a Jem7v and sold it last year. the new ones are not as good as the old ones, and certainly not worth 1800 dollars. I'd personally suggest that you consider the Andy Timmons model, the AT300. It's really versatile, it sounds amazing, I'm sure it plays like a dream and it's maintainence cost will be much, much lower. Also, if you decided to re-sell it, it'd be worth more.

That said, $1800 would get you a really, really good guitar if you're prepared to buy second-hand. you might find an older Jem, which would be much better than the half-assed new cr*p they're shelling out!

Hello Satch Fans ! for those of you want's to see some NAMM show 2005 pix, go check out my website : http://www.geocities.com/ronines333

I went on friday and Joe and Vai came on saturday so I missed them, ah well, maybe next time ;)

Steven Wilde - thanks for your post and your congratulations, my birthday was cool, I could do whatever I wanted to... :-), so lets see what the 28. year of my life will bring... I hope only positive things....

962 - thanks too for your congratulations, I had a cool birthday :-)
I knew the cancellation from the Downhill in Kitzbühel because of the snow, here in Vienna the last 48 hours it had been snowing non-stop , and now there´s so much snow in the city, that you could put on your skis (or your snowboard) right doin´one step out of the house.....

Hey all of you guys,
just wanted to say that I´m happy to see this community growing every day......everytime I do a quick jump to this site I see that new fans have registered, also if not every fan is posting something (captain chaos would have his fun...hehe), I think that´s a very positive feed-back for joe, the band, the webmaster and everyone at satriani.com that they all do their jobs very well.......
And finally I would be very happy to see Joe live at one of the music festivals around here in europe in summer. I love to see him performing live, because everytime I see him in concert I´m asking myself: Who has more fun – Joe on stage or the audience listening to the musical magic of Joe?

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