Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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this guy is nuts (or is it nutless?)
Well, at Least He Won't Be Fathering More Fans...
LONDON (Reuters) - A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported Tuesday.
Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said.
Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.
But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.
Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in serious condition, the paper said.
Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win over England in 12 years.
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Tue Feb 8 '05 3:17:33 pm
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jazzzzzzzy...ya know...I've heard it said that John Wayne was a twink, but he still seems like the hero type to me....?
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TASTEY...takes one to know one! lol Peace, Love & Happiness, and I mean that! btw...you've got a 5.9 litre? lol
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Steven Wilde...so your brother is somewhere in NYC?
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brainzor
Chris California
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hey, i was wondering if anyone knows where u can buy a surfing with the alien tshirt if they sell them, only place i've seen is ebay and they're all XL.. thx in advance
ps: satriani rocks!!
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Tue Feb 8 '05 3:31:36 pm
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js22
Philip Ravanello Duluth, GA USA Plays: Bass (23 years)
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brainzor...u cant really find any of his shirts anywhere unless u get extremely lucky...u can get them online at some websites...do a google search..and the other place i no u can get them is at a concert itself...believe me..ive been looking everywhere for them...lol....good luck.....philip
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Tue Feb 8 '05 3:35:40 pm
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cheese101
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Hey all, just got the latest fan newsletter, complete with a message from Joe, in my e-mail....thought you'd all like to know he says he is now fully recovered from his pneumonia and is really looking forward to getting back on tour.....recording for a new album begins in the fall........webcast is coming in the spring, may be a taping of the Anaheim show (YEAH!!! I hope that's right cuz we'll be there!!!)......and some words about his new amp and guitar............good to know Joe is completely well!!
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Tue Feb 8 '05 3:44:21 pm
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mowlie_2000
Aarren Mowle Bradford, Yorkshire, UK Plays: Hide & Seek Plays: Guitar (36 years)
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Stevee T - Cheers for that bro. I will be Gnaahhring many things now that the pain has gone. Oh and I am looking forward to your CD.
civgeek - The initial surgery was horrible as I didnt know what was happening as the dentist (not my regular as she was on maternity leave) was Polish and I couldnt understand a bloody word he was saying so I didnt actually know I was having root-canal surgery. Once the nerve was out I had a bit of tooth ache but once that cleared up it was fairly smooth sailing. If I needed it doing again at least I would know whatto expect and have no preconceptions about the procedure.
DCK - I hope it goes/went well as mine was quite eventful (see above). Oh and I have a question about the T2J CD. Can I have a guest vocalist on my track as she is about to be signed and it could be a bonus for the CD if she does well. All of the music is written by me but she will be writing the vocals. I will be, however, getting her in to the studio to record her vocals. Oh and I just saw your message re: your sister-in-law. Deepest condolences bro...
Suzie2000 - In my case it more like gleaming white wonky smile....lol
Delfino - Whats your msn screen name/email details?
Aarren
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Tue Feb 8 '05 4:11:03 pm
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Steven Wilde
ShredZone, CaliFunia USA Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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SteveeT- Actually, Thiise, was born in Manhattan. But he spent all His growing up here in the LA, bay area. To be honest, i haven't the faintest idea, Where He is. Haven't seen from him in 10 od years, although he did call My Mom, about 5 years ago. Hope He is well, And i Love him, and miss Him!
Buzzy Linhart, is from NYC, also, Even has a street named after Him, For His musical contribution's, With World famous Jimi Hendrix, And His, "Right" Hand Man, Mega producer, Eddie Kramer. Gee, If Only i was alive and of thinking age, and knew what was going on back then! I probably would have dug the 60's Rock era! Maybe?...Maybe Not.
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Tue Feb 8 '05 4:11:39 pm
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Damon Hill
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Hi Joe (and all).
Glad to hear you're back to health (my GF had that 2 years ago so understand how it knocks you down).
Call me mad - BUT - was toying with coming over with my JS3 for a (re) set-up by your techie. Is it still Gary Brawer and can you poss send me some contact details for him?
This guitar is V special to me (donnie graphics, signed by you - we first met on a walk through London to Hammersmith Apollo during an IRA bomb scare, FIABD tour: ring any bells?), so think I should hold it's hand... lol.
Anyways, hoping you can help, and can't wait for the next album! ITLIS is my fave yet, just too much good stuff to choose from, but the whammy pedal "chorus" on Searching always gets me.
Take care. Phil
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Tue Feb 8 '05 4:11:45 pm
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Stevee T
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Joe's fan mail message! For those of you who might not subscribe!
MESSAGE FROM JOE
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It's February, 2005 and we are gearing up for another exciting year of
live shows and recording! But, did you know that the Peavey JSX head
won Amp of the Year at this year's NAMM show? Well it did! And we
managed to release the combo version at the show as well. The new combo
comes in a 2x12 enclosure and has added reverb and a half power switch
for extra tonal possibilities. At the Ibanez booth, which had the most
amazing three story Ultra Man figure presiding over the whole affair,
we released the new JS Chrome guitar. It's a limited edition specially
plated wood JS1000, with an added phase switch just for fun. Get 'em
while you can! Oh yeah, you must check out the new book on the history
of Ibanez. It's a fantastic book that tells the whole story and is
filled with photos of guitars, artists and all the cool people who make
and have made the Hoshino company what it is today.
Now that I'm officially cured of my pneumonia I'm eager to get back to
rockin' out! Thanks for all the "get well" wishes{:?}.
Our touring schedule as of this date will bring us to Australia and New
Zealand in March, the West Coast of the USA in April and Japan (G3 w/
Vai/Petrucci) in May. I'm waiting to hear about a possible European
Festival tour, when I know, you will too!
Recording will most likely start in the fall. but, we might try a few
things during the summer as well. Don't ask me what direction I'm going
in with the new stuff, 'cause I don't know yet myself!
Remember to check out our webcast that'll be happening in the
sprint (see details below).
I'll be back,
Joe
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RESCHEDULED WEBCAST
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Our planned webcast recording in January was postponed due to Joe's
illness but is now back on! We'll be down in Anaheim in April
and are planning on a March launch online. We'll have more
details as the date gets closer, so stay tuned!
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Stevee T
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UPCOMING TOUR DATES
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Here's a summary of upcoming Joe dates featuring his return
to AUSTRALIA and NEW ZEALAND after many many years plus rescheduled
and newly added "Evening With" shows in the US. Make sure to
keep reading for the presale info and Premium ticket packages!
The complete schedule is always available online at SATRIANI.COM.
JOE SATRIANI DOWN UNDER
Tickets available at http://www.coppel.com.au/html/c_tr_fs.html
March '05
12 Sat St. James Auckland, NZ
14 Mon Arena Brisbane, AU
16 Wed Enmore Theatre Sydney, AU
17 Thu Enmore Theatre Sydney, AU Tix onsale 1/17
18 Fri The Forum Melbourne, AU
19 Sat The Forum Melbourne, AU Tix on sale 1/21
20 Sun Thebarton Theatre Adelaide, AU
22 Tue Metro City Perth, AU
(RESCHEDULED) EVENING WITH JOE SATRIANI DATES
April '05
* 06 Wed Celebrity Theater Phoenix, AZ
* 07 Thu The Grove of Anaheim Anaheim, CA
* 08 Fri Ventura Theatre Ventura, CA
* 09 Sat House Of Blues Las Vegas, NV - 21+ (due to venue policies)
* 10 Sun 4th & B San Diego, CA - 21+ (due to venue policies)
+ 11 Mon Luther Burbank Center for the Arts Santa Rosa, CA
Tix on sale 2/18. Presale 2/16
+ 13 Wed The Commodore Ballroom Vancouver, CA
Tix on sale 2/11. Presale starts 2/7, password "satch"
http://www.ticketmaster.ca/event/11003A44D0ECB513
+ 14 Thu The Big Easy Concert House Spokane, WA
Tix on sale 2/11. Presale 2/9
+ 15 Fri The Show Box Theatre Seattle, WA
Tix on sale 2/12, Presale starts 10am 2/9, password "satch"
http://www.ticketswest.com/TW/Events/pwd_protect.asp?xval=NONE&Cat1=CON&MP=False&Cat2=SHO&Cat3=P04X15
+ 16 Sat Roseland Theatre Portland, OR
Tix on sale 2/11. Presale starts 2/2, password "satch"
http://www.ticketswest.com/TW/Show.asp?EC=Xrd416
+ 17 Sun Reno Hilton Theatre Reno, NV
Tix on sale 2/12. Presale 2/10
* = rescheduled show
+ = NEW show!
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INTERNET TICKET PRESALES
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The following shows have online presales. As we get specific
presale links and passwords, they are posted to the web site
at http://www.satriani.com/2004/road/
Apr 11 Mon Luther Burbank Center for the Arts Santa Rosa, CA
Tix on sale 2/18. Presale 2/16
Apr 13 Wed The Commodore Ballroom Vancouver, CA
Tix on sale 2/11. Presale starts 2/7, password "satch"
http://www.ticketmaster.ca/event/11003A44D0ECB513
Apr 14 Thu The Big Easy Concert House Spokane, WA
Tix on sale 2/11. Presale 2/9
Apr 15 Fri The Show Box Theatre Seattle, WA
Tix on sale 2/12, Presale starts 10am 2/9, password "satch"
http://www.ticketswest.com/TW/Events/pwd_protect.asp?xval=NONE&Cat1=CON&MP=False&Cat2=SHO&Cat3=P04X15
Apr 16 Sat Roseland Theatre Portland, OR
Tix on sale 2/11. Presale starts 2/2, password "satch"
http://www.ticketswest.com/TW/Show.asp?EC=Xrd416
Apr 17 Sun Reno Hilton Theatre Reno, NV
Tix on sale 2/12. Presale 2/10
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Stevee T
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NEW PREMIUM TICKETS PACKAGES
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Check out what the fans saying about the Platinum Experience....
"...the platinum experience was amazing!"
"...let me tell you it was well worth it."
"Thanks to Joe & the Band for an experience we will all remember."
" I'm still blown away!!"
"...life doesn't get any better..."
"...would unhesitatingly recommend it to anyone."
RECENTLY ADDED to every Platinum Package... Backstage Tour Experience!
You will be taken into the venue early and given a tour of the
backstage, and if loadin permits, the stage itself. Get a keepsake
photo from the backstage tour... either taken backstage or on stage.
Each night's tour could be different... maybe you will get to watch
Joe's gear being setup, maybe equipment will be tested, you never
know! This is your chance to see what goes on before the doors open!
Joe Satriani returns to the road in the U.S. this Spring, headlining "An
Evening with Joe Satriani." Joe is again offering Premium Tickets to his
fans for this tour.
Tickets for the show below will be available February 8th at 11amPT/2pmET.
* April 11 - Luther Burbank Center for the Arts - Santa Rosa, CA
* April 13 - The Commodore Ballroom - Vancouver, BC
* April 14 - The Big Easy Concert House - Spokane, WA
* April 15 - The Show Box Theatre - Seattle, WA
* April 16 - Roseland Theatre - Portland, OR
* April 17 - Reno Hilton Theatre - Reno, NV
Get your "Premium" tickets at http://www.satriani.com !
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Gold Reserved - $75 Ticket Package to include -
- One Ticket between rows 3 and 15
- Exclusive Gold T-shirt
- Collectible laminate - if spotted wearing fan may be upgraded to the
meet and greet.
Platinum Backstage Experience - For $200:
- One Ticket between rows 1 and 4!
- Exclusive Platinum T-shirt
- A real VIP laminate
- Meet and Greet with Joe Satriani
- Photo with Joe Satriani!
- JUST ADDED... Backstage Tour Experience! You will be taken into the
venue early and given a tour of the backstage, and if loadin permits, the
stage itself. Get a keepsake photo from the backstage tour... either taken
backstage or on stage. Each night's tour could be different... maybe you
will get to watch Joe's gear being setup, maybe equipment will be tested,
you never know! This is your chance to see what goes on before the doors
open!
Your photo will be taken with a professional, high quality digital camera.
You will be given the master hires digital file so you can make as many
prints or posters as you like! You will also have the opportunity to spend
a few minutes with Joe in a very exclusive meet and greet!
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Note: Packages and seat locations may vary by venue. Please read the
show's ticket description for exact details.
Please read the Joe Satriani Ticket FAQ @
http://www.fanfire.com/satriani/faq.html
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Thanks for your continued support of all things Joe!
webmaster@satriani.com
http://www.satriani.com/
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Steven Wilde
ShredZone, CaliFunia USA Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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DAMONHILL- Welcome to the site! Yes, it's pretty cool here1 Many informed folk's, about Joe, and, Even Joe post's here, and there! BTW Nice name! Familiar also, There was a World Champion F1 racing car driver, with that Name! I am A huge F1 Fan! Enjoy!
Steven C.
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big bad moon 1889
nick frega mahopac, ny united states Plays: Guitar (20 years)
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hello everyone.. i havent passed by the site in like a week.. i havent gotten home till like 11 everynight.. but now im back to my normal schedual.. i have a bout 20 pages to catch up on... but im not.. im way to lazy ha...i hope everyone is doing well... later
-nick-
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hoiguy79
Josue Vázquez Tulancingo, Hidalgo México Plays: Guitar (27 years)
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DCK Sorry to hear about your sister in law, God will provide you and your family with the necessary strength.
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ILoveThailand
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delfino: "msn is being a dick" lmao will send you the power of beef soon.
suzie; aww, no need to apologize!!!!!!!
thanks for that info, stevee t!
ovation: It was the peavey head and not the combo! i get it finally!
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Hey Joe I’m getting really desperate, I’ve contacted the Forum theatre about getting in (because I’m under 18 as you know) but they say I have to have a parent with me because the place is set up somewhat like a night club, and not only do you have to have a parent with you, it’s one father or mother to a student (lame!).
To be totally honest my dad isn’t really into to your music and for me to go my dad would need to buy a ticket and then have multiple earplugs installed.
I was wondering if you ever plan on revisiting Melbourne in the future? If so could you please organise a venue with less restrictions. You might be surprised at the number of young people who like and aspire to play your music (and who haven’t taken the initiative to write to you!)
I’m not sure how this all works but Webmaster if you read this message please forward it to Joe.
Cheers Rob
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death cube k
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thanx everybody its great to know i have an online family like you guys.. it really means alot!
tool ocps470, phrydom ,myself and mowlie2000 .
mowlie my root canal was quite painless.. its feeling pretty good now..thx for asking.
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