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Donkey Hotay

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Zinc, things grow well in April...........

I am going to see the horses now.. They have no growth problems...

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Mon Feb 7 '05 6:03:56 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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mikesb

Just watch out for the powder

Mon Feb 7 '05 6:24:37 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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WORDS WOMEN USE


FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when you are right and you need to shut up.


FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"


GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it !


LOUD SIGH

This is not actual ly a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"


THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.


Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid, if they remember the terminology!

Mon Feb 7 '05 6:27:01 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Stevee T:Good Morning t y chief

Zinc:THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake....i,m breakin m balls laughin,very good

Mon Feb 7 '05 6:41:56 am Set this message as last read

juju808
Julie James
Denver, Colorado
Plays: maracas....
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Jazzy- are you a big Kashmir fan? I LOVE those guys, but very rarely can i find someone in america who even knows what i am talking about... which one are you listening to?

962-hope all of your computer problems have straightened themselves out, they can be so maddening!

Slanshroom- lol on the pic... yeah i think there was a lot of talent running through the Lee family.... and being compared to brandon is not a bad thing ;) hope you have a good week...

havent been feeling so good the last few days so i spent yesterday on the couch having a Kevin Smith-athon... I had never seen "an evening with" before and OMG funny hearing some of his stories... then clerks, mallrats, and dogma... fun... much more fun than seeing the pats win again...

Anyway, hope all in Satchland have an amazing week!

juju

Mon Feb 7 '05 6:42:15 am Set this message as last read

Ibanez89
James Abbott
Bagnara Calabra, Reggio Calabria (RC)
Italia
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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M A R L E N E

T E

Q U E R O

Edited Mon Feb 7 '05 6:59 am

Mon Feb 7 '05 6:58:42 am Set this message as last read

rally107107
joe shirsty
changchun,
CHINA
Plays: Drums (26 years)
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Hello!Everyone! I am a chinese my english is every poor. I want to know Joe's E-mail immediately.If someone know it , please tell me as soon as possible.Thanks.
Mon Feb 7 '05 7:02:07 am Set this message as last read

DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips
King Of Monsters
Plays: Doctors & Nurses (
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Jazzzzzzzzy I recent the e-mail, but heres my address just in case.

pie_sites@hotmail.com

Michelle I watched some of the super bowl last night...even though I wasn't really following what was going on until the 2nd quarter...then my eyes started itching/ burning like mad, as they do when I'm tired out of my mind so I went to bed. But yeah Mcnabb was throwing some unbelievably bad passes lol...ah well I wanted the Patriots to win so I can't say anything.

"ROTF!!!

Roll on the floor farting? lol

Steven Wilde A loud amp is a happy amp...and leads to pissed off neighbours but ah who cares...if they want to knock on the door to complain you cant hear them because you're too busy rocking it waywards...oh yes indeedy, tis the way to live....LOUD! :-)

Delfino
Mon Feb 7 '05 7:56:28 am Set this message as last read

civgeek
Matt Dorado
Portland, OR
USA
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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Michelle - Looks like the Eagle bit the hiney!! The skullets are great. That's why I keep my hair short.


Powerslave Ooooooooo, a shot across the bow!! Put your occupation up there, I'm sure I'll be able to make ashamed you ever chose it.


Cuthbert - Thanks. I think I should be able to do most of what I need in either Composer or Dreamweaver. for now. Then as things progress We'll make it more fancy. Right now the biggest thing is to keep the feeling of the band moving forward. We had a good end of the year, took most of Jan off ( our bass player is a teacher on semesters so he was slammed), but had a great practice this past Sat. We are now starting to go after some gigs and start lining things up for the summer. Anyway, when I get the slides done I'll shoot them off to you. Thanks again.


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Matt Dorado
Portland, OR
USA
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Matt Dorado
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USA
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Matt Dorado
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USA
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Matt Dorado
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USA
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Matt Dorado
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njbeast
David Wren
Manchester,
UK
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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962

Thank you.

Dave Wren

Mon Feb 7 '05 8:52:45 am Set this message as last read

Zenfish

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slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Zenfish:excellent Z, lookin forward t it,looks like i,ll be off work this week so i,ll get a chance t think up some backin ideas & maybe rec a few 2,any thought on what kind of parts you would have me play?Just t get some bearing as t what you have in mind

hmmm maybe i,ll elaborate on that a bit,i have an idea what the aim for each track is,but no idea as t what y would have me play,i want t get this as close t your swinghard blues idea as humanly poss,any suggestions?

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civgeek
Matt Dorado
Portland, OR
USA
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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Britain Pledges Tighter Immigration Policy
I know this has been a topic before.

LONDON - The government Monday proposed tighter immigration controls and said only skilled workers who speak English would be allowed to settle in Britain permanently.

Home Secretary Charles Clarke said the government also would fingerprint all foreigners applying for visas to stop them from remaining in Britain once their permits expire.

The measures, which would not affect citizens of the European Union (news - web sites), are part of a Europe-wide drive to tackle illegal immigration — an issue particularly sensitive for Prime Minister Tony Blair (news - web sites)'s government as it gears up for national elections expected in May.

"This country needs migration. Tourists, students and migrant workers make a vital contribution to the U.K. economy. But we need to ensure that we let in migrants with the skills and talents to benefit Britain, while stopping those trying to abuse our hospitality and place a burden on our society," Clarke said.

The European Union justice and interior ministers hope to agree on common immigration and asylum rules by 2010. The EU policy is aimed at cracking down on illegal immigration and boosting the number of skilled immigrants.

The EU may end up creating common legal migration standards, including rules for rejecting asylum seekers, and introducing a U.S.-style green card system aimed at attracting sought after workers.

Immigration and asylum is politically sensitive in Britain. Asylum applications rose to record levels in 2002, and Blair has fought hard to get control of the issue.

The government has introduced tighter border controls, worked with France to close a refugee camp used by asylum seekers as a staging post to enter Britain illegally and has speeded up the pace of processing and returning failed asylum seekers.

But the Conservatives claim that problems continue unchecked and last month pledged to cap the number of immigrants. The party also promised to pull Britain out of the 1951 U.N. Refugee Convention, which obliges countries to take in asylum seekers based on need, regardless of numbers.

The government's five-year plan is seen as a bid to outmaneuver the Conservatives and appear tough on the issue.



Happy 500 to me!!!! *Begins to Clog*


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Zenfish

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slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Zen:Understand crystal clear,laters
Mon Feb 7 '05 10:01:45 am Set this message as last read

Suzie2000
Suzo
London,
England
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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Steven- Glad to hear you'd cheered up a bit from earlier on; sorry to hear you're down about things, let us know how things are going. My Head Teacher peed me off today as she told me one thing, then something else to someone else... why can't people just be straight with you, it would save so much crap! Anyway, take care my friend!

Jazzzzzzzy- read you were listening to Kashmir earlier- that's one of my absolute favourite Led Zep tracks!! Hope you're keeping well.

Cheese101- Hi! Still pleased with all your Joe tickets? I've NEVER EVER seen him live, next time he is playing in London I have GOT to get a ticket!

Civgeek/Matt- Happy 500th to you!

Edited Mon Feb 7 '05 10:30 am

Mon Feb 7 '05 10:21:35 am Set this message as last read

Christopher_7

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any shows in the southeast area of the state coming up?
Mon Feb 7 '05 10:26:59 am Set this message as last read
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