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aussiefudd
Big Bad Wah-bit swayer
New Lambton, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (39 years)
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Upside-Down, Drunken Bees

November 12: Bees definitely should not fly drunk. When tanked, they spend more time upside-down. "Alcohol affects bees and humans in similar ways – it impairs motor functioning along with learning and memory processing," said Julie Mustard, a study co-author and a postdoctoral researcher in entomology at Ohio State University. Because the honey bee nervous system is similar to that of vertebrates, Mustard and colleagues hope future research will show how chronic alcohol use affects humans. Image: Ohio State ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Now this is the stuff I gotta know

Mon Feb 7 '05 9:50:28 pm Set this message as last read

Powerslave214
Scott Conner
Blacksburg, Virginia
USA
Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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civgeek: It wasn't aimed at you, it was just the only civil engineering joke I've ever heard ;-)

If you ever get a splinter in your finger, DON'T leave it in there thinking it will get better. Had to go get my finger lanced and x-rayed today, and a dose of antibiotics. Still looks nasty.

Mon Feb 7 '05 9:54:45 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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Quoted from an interview during G-3 2003: Joe Satriani Interview Kim Jones speaks with the guitarist after a G3 Show 10/29/03 [http://guitar.about.com/cs/interviews/a/g3_satriani.htm]

"Kim: Do you have a "closet" song? By that, I mean a song that you like, but you're kind of embarrassed to admit?

Joe: Boy, you know, I'm never embarrassed to admit anything. (laughs) I've probably already said things that I should regret. A closet song..... You know, the other night the guys walked in on me and I was just about to take a shower after the show. Steve and Yngwie were wondering where I went because I left the stage a little early. I was standing there in my boxer shorts when they walked in and, of course, I was wearing my Sponge Bob boxers. That created quite a stir and they've been bugging me quite a bit. They want me to walk on stage like that. So I supposed I'm kind of stuck on the Sponge Bob song. (laughs)"

Dontcha think Joe is just DEELIGHTFUL??? LOL!!

Mon Feb 7 '05 9:55:11 pm Set this message as last read

Powerslave214
Scott Conner
Blacksburg, Virginia
USA
Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Cthulhu!

Mon Feb 7 '05 9:57:56 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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256 posts behind...

Just spent 8 hours in the ER with my pop. He FINALLY agreed to go today. We sat for almost FIVE hours before they took him back into curtains. He was in so much pain. Poor dude. After taking about 15 (no lie) vials of blood, chest x-ray, ekg and whatnot, they finally told us that they're pretty sure he has a severe kidney infection (UN effin' diagnosed on Thurs.) His blood sugar went from 436 on Thurs. down to 331 tonight, and they think something else is going on because he's all swelled up and has severe arthritic pain throughout his body, but they don't know what till more test results come back. I'm just sooo relieved he's finally in the hospital. Some men are so damn stubborn!

We had the pleasure of being entertained by one of the DUI's they brought in. He was drunk off his ass. From the conversation it seems like he was combative when they got him, and there was a good scuffle to get him under arrest. He was nice, then nasty, then nice. lol! On one of his nasty jags he called the one cop a fat bastard and told him he'd shove a donut up his ass. Now there a night of fun! Seems he thought that since he served his country, he should get some respect from the cops. Ya don't get much respect from a cop when you're telling him your going to kick his ass. lol! The other 2 DUI's were quiet. One was an older woman, the other a younger guy. I felt bad for all the sick people who had to put up with his yelling, however I did feel very protected by the 6 or so cops on the other side of our curtain. lol!

There were so many people in the ER! The doc told us that over 100 patients were seen during the 3 to 11 shift. The waiting room was packed when we got there, and packed when we left.

So anyways, I want to say THANKS to cuth and everyone else who helped me over the past few days. I'm so glad my pop is finally in the hospital and I can stop "guessing* how to take care of him and what's wrong. Now I have to worry about my son who has some sort of virus going on today :( This is not a good time for a bug to be going around *groan*

Night peeps.

Mon Feb 7 '05 10:02:15 pm Set this message as last read

JS_JS
Jacob Stewart
Washington
U S
Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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man, today was one of my off days on guitar. I hate that. anyway, hopefully I can enjoy meself more tomorrow. anyway, goodnigth all......
Mon Feb 7 '05 10:09:49 pm Set this message as last read

Powerslave214
Scott Conner
Blacksburg, Virginia
USA
Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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Michelle: Glad to hear the news that he's being treated :) I hate hospitals....spent the morning in one myself.....who knew a splinter would turn into an X-ray? It had to be the left middle finger......my sign language finger ;-)
Mon Feb 7 '05 10:40:00 pm Set this message as last read

ILoveThailand

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michelle; thats definitely good to know. take care.

cheese101; lol Spongebob boxers on Joe. Thats way too funny!

However, I really hate Spongebob. He annoys the living hell out of me. I wanna beat him up and use his spongy ass to wipe my toilet seat and then flush him down the toilet. Spongebob sucks.

Mon Feb 7 '05 10:41:35 pm Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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jazzzzzzzy......feel the love...lol

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michelle....prayers to your step dad...

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Mon Feb 7 '05 11:16:08 pm Set this message as last read

punkdude75
Miguel Chavez
Chi-town, Illinois
USA
Plays: Guitar (36 years)
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Estrela: Hurray u did it.lol

Mon Feb 7 '05 11:25:11 pm Set this message as last read

sunny79

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dear Joe and dear alls, hello !!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m for the first time at this site and I’m impressed. First of all, I would like to say “thanks a lot” to you, Joe, for your beautiful music. I’ve never heard about it before, I couldn’t even imagine such a thing… I don’t play any musical instrument but I’m a great admirer of music, I can’t just live without it.

I’ve got to know about your music just recently. And I’m grateful to a person thanks to whom I can enjoy now beautiful musical pieces. To tell you the truth, that’s why I’m here, to thank him as well. I love this person and I want him to know it. His name is Christian. He plays the guitar. He is a super cool guy and he adores your music.

So, Chris, if you too read these lines, I’m telling you for the 100th time that you’re super and I miss you.

Byeeeeeeeee dear alls and thanks for your attention.

Tue Feb 8 '05 12:04:55 am Set this message as last read

mick87
Spoonman Spider Mike
Plays: Spoons
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nothing like a random post after not being here for awhile... so... how's everyone doing?

michelle, nice to see you're still around. Wow, sorry to hear that you father has been sick. But im glad he's in good care at the hospital. And well wishes for your son too... flu season is never fun. Im actually in Thailand right now... haha, ya know.. I like to randomly leave the country every so often for a month or two, haha. But this place really is a beautiful spot... I actually spent the last 2 hours listening to a monk tell me about Buddhism. Im having so many great experiences here. Anyway, hope things are going well with you.

And of course... just a little shout out to Alexandre, Ovation, Mari, juju, Do the Stu, and everyone else... hope you guys are doing well... oh, and of course... Hi Joe!!

Peace from the far east...

mike

Tue Feb 8 '05 1:37:28 am Set this message as last read

Strat101
Adam Ball
England
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People little help: Doing a presentaion for satch and vai i can remember vai's childrens names but not satches (sorry mate) any one can help me with my problem i will be greatly thankful. S101
Tue Feb 8 '05 1:48:28 am Set this message as last read

bahduh
mark alistair
shillong, meghalaya
india
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hey guys........the f###### comp has been giving a lot of problems of late....new ip address and all...actually new server was installed which stalled everything...finally it is all back to normal again....hola.

steven,,,thanks for the mail...sorry we missed our weekly talk last sunday...left two messages on yur answering machine..hope yur fine..regards to yur folks...god bless and take care........yu have mail...

michelle........hi......i was about one week behind,,managed to cover up in two hours..hurrah for me..hows life madam,,,,hope yur fine and so is yur folks..regards ...god bless and take care.....how about a mail.

jazzy....hello..........whats up with yu man.......are yu in the groove or what.....

zenny.....hola.

austin.....hey man yu are acting like some haleys comet or something of that sort..here today,,gone the next....whats up man.....cmon bro...yu are really missed......god bless.

tracie(cheese)...hi...no mail nothing,,,are yu ok.....am i justified in asking why yu have not replied to my mail.......regards to ur family...chers.

artanis...aussie numero uno..pakistan to predictable..bowl well,,bat miserably......hows yur day mate......have a nice time ion kangaroo land.

joe....whats up?

alexandre....hi brother...what are yu upto these days.....still busy with recording or what?

lucy sorets...hi dear..hows life........expected yur mail...but was surprised to see none...how about one soon.....holla....yu rock.

webmaster......scary...yu...ooooooooooooooooo

anybody i missed.......!...sorry.

pelayo...hi man,,,,,just ,,,simply tap on.

Tue Feb 8 '05 1:57:32 am Set this message as last read

mowlie_2000
Aarren Mowle
Bradford, Yorkshire, UK
Plays: Hide & Seek
Plays: Guitar (36 years)
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I finally have finished having my root-canal surgery!!!! All done and, hopefully, I dont have to go back until my 6month checkup. Woo Hoo!!!!!!!!!

Michelle - Who told you there is a bug going around? The coastguard??? lololol (no offence intended...) Glad to hear that your pop is finally on the road to recovery.

Aarren

Tue Feb 8 '05 2:09:32 am Set this message as last read

bahduh
mark alistair
shillong, meghalaya
india
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hola guys...gotta go now...see yu all in two days...cheers and god bless yu all.
Tue Feb 8 '05 2:14:27 am Set this message as last read

962
Simon
Granada, Andalucia
Spain
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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Mr Nick, the 10-day dutch trip wouldn't work for me cause I'm going to The Aching Hunger Pt II with my sister and her partner and we're staying with their friends near A'dam, who are also coming, and it'd be a bit rude of me just to say "right, I'm off!". haha.

Still, let me know if you do intend to go to The Aching Hunger!

Tue Feb 8 '05 2:29:13 am Set this message as last read

Mr Nick

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962..hehe..yeah, it would be kinda rude..i'll see about the cost of things to go there before i make any decisions.
Tue Feb 8 '05 4:36:36 am Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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sunny79...welcome to the site!

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strat101...ZZ Satriani

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mowlie_2000....keep up the great maintainence of the toofiees...nothin like good choppers...they help to Gnaaahhh on things...glad to hear your out of that pain...Peace

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good mornin' to all you nice creatures out there.....

www.stevetrott.com

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Tue Feb 8 '05 4:42:37 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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OME

Nice website - great pictures !!

Tue Feb 8 '05 5:26:47 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Artanis I

Somehow I passed the "cool" test as well.

Tue Feb 8 '05 5:27:54 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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jazzzzzzzy

Shooter is an interesting character - I forgot the actors name right now, but he did a great job in Happy Gilmore.

Tue Feb 8 '05 5:29:58 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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mjs99

Great articles - I enjoy the less known facts and off the wall stories.

Tue Feb 8 '05 5:30:36 am Set this message as last read

Zenfish

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Tue Feb 8 '05 5:33:30 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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sunny79

WELCOME TO THE SITE

Make yourself at home, but no feet on the tables !!

Tue Feb 8 '05 5:33:36 am Set this message as last read
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