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XtrChessReal
Mark Harrison
Thornton, CO
USA
Plays: Guitar (47 years)
105 posts total | IP Logged

Dunc-a-dik:

If you don't like the music then return it to the HMV or whatever and get your 7 squiggly Els (L). Though I do not wish to discourage you from participating in discussions here, this forum is not the place for that kind of thing.

After all this is a fans site for mystery and intrigue concerning all things Joe and other things like just saying hi to people, trading secrets, things we like and dislike is always a good discussion, accept for the things you don't like.

Go with peace, return with anger, rejoice, its all good my babies..(Conan) "Im a gonna go, to hell when I die,..I'm a gonna go to hell when I die!"

OH YEAH, UM, ER,..WELCOME

Thu Feb 10 '05 10:04:45 pm Set this message as last read

ILoveThailand

Plays: Other
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i'm high on diet pepsi dudes.

jsjs: you going to satch? have fun man! save the stryper money and buy a satch t shirt.

song for this night: The Journey! from SBM

one of the smoothies satch has ever written. badass.

Thu Feb 10 '05 10:12:15 pm Set this message as last read

XtrChessReal
Mark Harrison
Thornton, CO
USA
Plays: Guitar (47 years)
105 posts total | IP Logged

PERHAPS:

XtrChessReal has OVERPROJACULATED his handle.

" I dunno i just get to going and things get started then a lame comes in, i think what the he** is this all about. Then my gander gets a little restless and makes itself known. one thing leads to another, things go faster and faster but with firm direction. Within a short period of time I suddenly OVERPROJACULATE all over my computer keyboard.

Sorry, its been too long since the last time.

I just let myself go..

I forgot to stop at that one point..

Don't worry I'll take care of you too..

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............

Thu Feb 10 '05 10:14:19 pm Set this message as last read

XtrChessReal
Mark Harrison
Thornton, CO
USA
Plays: Guitar (47 years)
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Jazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy:

you there?

go to the chat.

Thu Feb 10 '05 10:19:09 pm Set this message as last read

Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
Australia
Plays: Drums (30 years)
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Cuthie: "John Cougar Menstrualcramp (is he actually famous outside Indiana?)" I thought he was famous everywhere

kd6aaj: tell her "good on her" and tell the rude doctors to grow a heart.

JS JS: have fun with Stryper. The best thing about their CDs is looking at the photos of them in black and yellow leather with the big hair. "To he-e-e-e-e-ell with the devil"

Later boys and girls, I'm off to break some sticks and strings in a hopefully productive one man jam session. BEN

Thu Feb 10 '05 10:29:48 pm Set this message as last read

XtrChessReal
Mark Harrison
Thornton, CO
USA
Plays: Guitar (47 years)
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Which way did he go,..Which way did he go...

Does everyone go to bed at the same time here or what?

I got three hours before bedtime...

I could try tickling out another OVERPROJACULATION.

Where are the professional musicians, surely you are still up...

I just finished my first beer...feelin like Raymond asking for sex from Debra.



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Thu Feb 10 '05 10:44:24 pm Set this message as last read

XtrChessReal
Mark Harrison
Thornton, CO
USA
Plays: Guitar (47 years)
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Its lonely out here...

Come on you T2Js...

I know iknow i know, This is one of those things that people like to do, act like your not there to get the guy on the other end of the line to worry....right?!

Well its not gonna work on me.. I'll tell ya..



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Thu Feb 10 '05 10:45:02 pm Set this message as last read

XtrChessReal
Mark Harrison
Thornton, CO
USA
Plays: Guitar (47 years)
105 posts total | IP Logged

Is this a fake hang up?

This is a fake hang up isn't it?

I know its a fake hang up.

Right?..

Cmon T2Js tell me its a fake hang up.

Okay, well I am gonna hang up but, not because you succeeded with your little fake hang up.

Its just that...

Well...

I was abused as a child.

My mum never hugged me.

Me dad was always goin about hittin me brothers.

Me uncle was always sayin I was his special little buddy.

Then he would put his hand on me privates.

Me mum caught him once when she came home from a John's call earlier than expected.

Then she yelled at me for being so gullable and weak.

Mum said I couldn't have dinner for being bad and sent to me room.

I remember hearing them laughing about it. I was just confused and upset with no one to talk to..."What was happening to me?" I kept thinking..

*****************************************************************************

Oh alright its not a fake hang up...

X->out

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Thu Feb 10 '05 10:45:44 pm Set this message as last read

Zenfish

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Thu Feb 10 '05 11:08:17 pm Set this message as last read

XtrChessReal
Mark Harrison
Thornton, CO
USA
Plays: Guitar (47 years)
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Zenfish:

You are French? Were you born in France?

Thu Feb 10 '05 11:19:53 pm Set this message as last read

bahduh
mark alistair
shillong, meghalaya
india
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steven.....down one moment ,,,up the next,,,,that is exactly how i felt as soon as i opened my inbox......anyway,,,thank yu once again bro.also thank yu for the mails..i appreciate the trouble yu are undertaking to get the dtcd to me...cheers...god bless yu.....take cae and yes...yu have mail....jordan and samantha says hi to yu and yur folks.regards to them from me.peace.

artanis...cheers mate,,thank yu for the message(mail)...actually i missed it coz in the last few days the comp has been giving a lot of problems..anyway thank yu once again..i appreciate it...honest...hop on mate.....just curious...du yu have any kangaroo as a pet?

tracie..thanks for the mai..yu have one too.....regards to yur folks too.....god bless and take care.

zenny....yes i like yu man...lol......hey bro,,,i aint gay.........well i appreciate yur honest efforts to accomplish yurself musically but that does not mean that i am infatuated .......lol........just kidding,,,chill out man..peace and keep on rocking.

austin......tired of posting to yu ......when is yur return due man........whats wrong...are yu tired of posting here?

michelle....sorry to hear about yur dad,,guess must have by passed yur messages and thus missed the part regarding yur dad..sorry.....prayers are with him...cheer up.......regards to him........god bless and take care.yu have mail.

jazzy..........HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN.....one year of association with this board....huge achievement.......peace bro...keep it up........btw..what did those symbols mean.......fireworks?cheers.

lucysorets........hi......whats up//.////////take care and god bless.

later.

Fri Feb 11 '05 12:39:54 am Set this message as last read

Nagafen
Jeff Herkner
North Haven, Connectict
United States of America
Plays: Guitar (27 years)
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JOE !!!! COME BACK TO CONNECTICUT MAN!!! COME TO TOADS PLACE !!!
Fri Feb 11 '05 1:16:54 am Set this message as last read

bahduh
mark alistair
shillong, meghalaya
india
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hey guys.....enough for the weekend.....till next week.......all yu guys.....HAVE A NICE AND FUN FILLED(GOD FEARING)WEEKEND....

STEVEN....yur the man brother...peace and best wishes always....god bless yu my friend....yu deserve all the love and blessings....cheers.have a nice weekend...call yu on sunday..be there.........;hola.

Fri Feb 11 '05 2:42:01 am Set this message as last read

Master Yoda
Neil Morgan
York, North Yorkshire
England
Plays: Guitar (30 years)
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Well, the Battle Of The Bands we played at turned out to be a fix. What a fucking joke. We played out of our skin and totally destroyed every other band there. We had the best reception by miles - literally everyone there was up at the stage loving us, and singing along. We haven't gigged since July '04, so to still get that reception was amazing. Any other local band would just be forgotten about after that amount of time. And there was a seriously hot chick checking me out... lol

But, it turns out that the one judge (which is a joke in itself) was friends with the winning band and works for the local newspaper which had predicted the winning band. And he was pissed after about two bands had played. What a fucking insult to everyone involved, not just us. An absolute waste of time, except for the fact that we played really well and the punters loved it. That's the main thing I guess.

Clarky - What time are we meeting on Sunday? About half ten/eleven like last time?

NM

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Fri Feb 11 '05 2:46:57 am Set this message as last read

McDave

Cook, MN

Plays: Guitar (40 years)
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SteveeT.....I thought you were joking when you asked Jazzy how he came up with those brilliant lyrics....OMG...everybody knows that tune...LMAO !

Hey Jazzy....nice song....What was the name of that other song you wrote? Does'nt it start out like..."There's a lady who's sure, all that glitters is gold" or something like that? LOL !!

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Fri Feb 11 '05 3:40:30 am Set this message as last read

Zenfish

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estrela
MARCIA BARBOSA
Sγo Paulo, SΓO PAULO
BRAZIL
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ZENFISH: "no, i'm not french & there's around 20 000 years that i'm born in a paitend cave !!! " AWESOME! you bet!! that's the real thing!!!! ..................................................................................................

Fri Feb 11 '05 4:38:28 am Set this message as last read

mowlie_2000
Aarren Mowle
Bradford, Yorkshire, UK
Plays: Hide & Seek
Plays: Guitar (36 years)
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DCK - I have a question about the T2J CD. Can I have a guest vocalist on my track as she is about to be signed and it could be a bonus for the CD if she does well. All of the music is written by me but she will be writing the vocals. I will be, however, getting her in to the studio to record her vocals. Here is her website - Schula's Website

Aarren

Fri Feb 11 '05 4:56:03 am Set this message as last read

estrela
MARCIA BARBOSA
Sγo Paulo, SΓO PAULO
BRAZIL
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DUNCNIK2000- I can't believe you wrote those things! on thu-feb 10'05 - 7:38:15pm ! hey everybody take a look!!! DUNCNIK2000 you smell like shit !!! Are you completely insane? "sack of shit", "just to make a buck", "get yr money back?", "all will be forgiven???!!"....ahahahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! WAKE UP DUDE !!! Are you completely lost ???? you really know nothing about Joe! how dare you ! ENGINES OF CREATION is wonderful ! and your comments were totally mistaken !!! hey!! wake up ! you are surrounded by big fans!!! Joe never release anything just to make a buck!!! unbelievable, ahhhhhh, you must be joking ......

Fri Feb 11 '05 4:57:32 am Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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cheese101...I'd rather be happy than sad....

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jazzzzzzzy/SupaaDave....I know the words to the Dead song...it's the graphic design you came up with that I thought was so very creative....where did you come up with that?

.....•°*”˜˜”*°•.˜”*°•..•°*”˜.•°*”˜˜”*°•.....

.•°*”˜˜”*°•.˜”*°•. Joe.•°*”˜.•°*”˜˜”*°•.

....•°*”˜.•°*”˜.•°*”˜ ˜”*°•.˜”*°•.˜”*°•....

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Fri Feb 11 '05 4:58:08 am Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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O estrela. ..hello...it's sido meio demais longo para Wilde de Steven nγo colocar. ..hope ele estα bom?

Any body heard from Steven Wilde?

Fri Feb 11 '05 5:06:42 am Set this message as last read

estrela
MARCIA BARBOSA
Sγo Paulo, SΓO PAULO
BRAZIL
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good morning STEVEE T ! how is everything? here in Sγo Paulo we have today a sunny day! a beautiful friday! hope your day is great and full of joy !! I'm worried about Steven Wilde too....hope everything is good !
Fri Feb 11 '05 5:15:10 am Set this message as last read

Mr Nick

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zenfish..."I'm for a progressiv idea of the progressiv stuff" - what does that mean??

Fri Feb 11 '05 5:25:05 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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XtrChessReal

I did see Supersize Me

Scared the hell out of me.

I have been eating better for the past few months - no more McDonalds for me, except for salads (those may be questionable).

Fri Feb 11 '05 5:35:53 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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jazzzzzzzy

Congratulations on your 1 year anniversary !!

Fri Feb 11 '05 5:37:19 am Set this message as last read
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