duncnik2000

JS_JS

Zinc Master, hi!

Stevee T, hi! come on man! I dreamed last night that I had lost my Gulfstream jet playing cards lol

jazzzzzzzy

If you are high on diet pepsi - are you drinking the 20oz bottles?

If so, if you are not keeping or already giving the iTunes codes to anyone - can you email them to me?

LucySorets

Corey Feldman Subpoenaed in Jackson Case

LOS ANGELES (AP) - Actor Corey Feldman (news), who says in an interview airing this week that Michael Jackson (news) showed him nude pictures when Feldman was in his early teens, was subpoenaed by prosecutors in the singer's molestation case, the actor's manager said Thursday.

Feldman described the pictures in a new interview with journalist Martin Bashir, who was responsible for the documentary "Living With Michael Jackson." That program, which aired on ABC in February 2003, has footage of Jackson and his accuser holding hands and Jackson defending his practice of sharing his bed with children.

Feldman, 33, said he went to Jackson's home when he was 13 or 14 and saw a book on the coffee table with pictures of naked men and women.

"And the book was focused on venereal diseases and the genitalia. And he sat down with me and he explained it to me, showed me some different pictures and discussed what those meant," Feldman said, according to an excerpt of an interview scheduled to air Friday on ABC's "20/20."

Feldman was contacted last week by prosecutors who want to question him about his relationship with Jackson, said Feldman's manager, Scott Carlson.

"I guess they're subpoenaing anyone who they think or hope might have anything to say," Carlson said.

cuthbert1776, hola que tal, encantada de hablar contigo en español y en inglés :-)

962, I think it's time for Eric Johnson to do a live DVD. I've seen the tracklist of the Crossroads Guitar Festival DVD and yes, there's a song by Eric Johnson, only one "Desert Rose" and it's "Whispering a Prayer" by Steve Vai too. My next month purchase hehe, I've ordered a lot of cds this month.
And let's touch wood for Dr Vai to win the Grammy this Sunday!

Steven Wilde, hi Steven, we miss you, two days without your shiny, bright and positive posts :( I hope you feel great and see you soon, have a wonderful weekend

bahduh, hi, have a fantastic weekend

punkdude75, thanks :-)

Have a wonderful weekend everyone at Satchland!

Tommy Lee Goes Greek In TV Series

Tommy Lee (news) a frat boy? That's just one of the things the Motley Crue drummer got into when he attended the University Of Lincoln-Nebraska last year for his upcoming NBC reality show, Tommy Lee Goes To College. At NBC's request, Lee has to keep quiet about the details of his brief college career, but he told LAUNCH that he did take part in the fraternity experience.

"I can't get into the details of what happens, but I did everything you could possibly do in the college life, including--I'm gonna give you a little bit of a detail--I started my own frat."

Lee said his frat was called "the House Of Lee," and he also indicated that he did receive passing grades in his classes.

Tommy Lee Goes To College is scheduled to premiere in June as part of NBC's summer schedule.

In addition to the TV show, Lee will release a solo album that includes guest appearances by Aerosmith (news - web sites)'s Steven Tyler, Velvet Revolver's Slash, Dave Navarro (news), members of Good Charlotte, Backstreet Boy Nick Carter (news), Butch Walker, and Andrew McMahon from Something Corporate.

LucySorets

Glad to hear all is well.

Stevee T, I can't tell you lol... I have to go, lunch time, see you soon

Duncnic2000 - I'd recommend you give Engines another spin. I was aware when I purchased that disc that Joe had experimented with techno, which is why it was one of the last of his discs that I bought. However, after a couple of listens I loved it, and it continues to be one of my many favorites.

JS_JS - I have 'To hell with the devil' though I haven't listened to it in years. I thought it was fantastic and will probably dust it off and give it another listen soon. I don't know what Stryper's done since then.

A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox. The little boy has to go to take a pee and he was told by his mother to always be polite and don't talk about private matters in public.

At first he holds it in for a little while because he does not know what to say to the little girl to excuse himself.

Then he remembers what his Mom had said at the restaurant to excuse herself from the table.

So he turns to the little girl and says "Will you excuse me I have to go powder my nose".

And saying that he leaps out of the sandbox and runs to the washroom.

When he comes back the little girl looks up at him and asks "Did you powder your nose?"

"Yes" said the little boy stepping back into the sandbox.

Mortician's Common Sense?

A man who just died is delivered to the mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the mortician a blank check and says, "I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing." The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.

She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?" To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank check. "There's no charge," he says. "No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!" she says. "Honestly, ma'am," the mortician says, "it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?

A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

Q: And why did that upset you?

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

A: By death.

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

Zinc, your sandbox humour got me thinkin back to some of the late great Rodney Dangerfield's best zingers...

On Being Ugly:

"I was so ugly as a kid , the cats used to cover me up when I played in the sandbox"

"My mother had to tie a porkchop around my neck to get the dog to play with me"

On Being Poor:

" We couldn't afford tinsel for the Xmas tree so we'd sit grampa in front of it in his rocker and wait for him to sneeze"

"If I didn't wake up excited on Xmas morning, I had nothing to play with"

mikesb

Great Rodney Dangerfield ! I just copied and sent them off on my mailing list.

useless information which has the potential to be useful to a very small number of people:

if you happen to buy an Abit AG8 3rd Eye motherboard and a Prescott P4 560, you will have to buy a seperate heatsink/fan for the processor, cause, as I just found, the heatsink/fan made by intel, supplied with the processor, doesn't fit the motherboard when you've intalled the processor.

Ozzy box set information

Epic Records has set 03.22 as the release date for Ozzy Osbourne's upcoming box set, which is now titled Prince Of Darkness. The set will feature 51 songs on four CDs and span Ozzy's 25-year solo career.

More Rodney:

On his stupid dog:

"My dog, his favorite bone is still in my arm"

" I finally taught him to go on the newspaper... I wish he'd wait till I was finished reading"

DelfinoPie