cheese101....WILSON!!!!!!!!! lol

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o estrela. ..it's bom voltar, mas com um resfriado mau. ...Saturday e domingo eram muito amáveis embora. ... você tem um dia muito amável

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victor osoro....welcome to the site!

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canchito

Trixter was ok - I liked their first release - then I kinda lost track of them. I heard they still released music - but I never heard any of their later stuff.

Stevee ~

Fuel efficient TURBOPOWER for this millenium....

BLOND JOKES FOR TODAY

ASTROLOGY

Two blondes living in Arkansas were sitting on a bench talking.......and one blonde says to the other: "Which do you think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says:

"Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida.......?????

CAR TROUBLE

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.

The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.

"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said he Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

IN A VACUUM

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.

She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

Zinc Master

Nudist diners...................

I have a strict policy in all my restaurants, no shoes, no shirt, no shorts, no sushi...... I mean service. ;-)

Stevee ~ are gone?

please sir may I have another? lol!

WHAT?

MÖTLEY CRÜE To Ring NYSE Closing Bell

MÖTLEY CRÜE will ring the closing bell at the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE) Wednesday, March 2, 2005, at 4 p.m. EST, informed sources have told BLABBERMOUTH.NET.

Namm Man

ha ha ha ha

962: Simon, glad you liked em.....the hand freaked me out too. Like something from a scary movie....LOL! How's the recording coming along? I'm looking forward to hearing more of your stuff.

Michelle: Drinking red wine and feelin fine...hehe! I'm going back to work tomorrow so today I'm going to clean since I had no energy and just wasn't well enough to do it. it seems I get sick when I run out of my vitamins. Maybe just a coincidence.....hmmm. I'm glad to see your Step- Father is doing better. How's the rest of the family doing? Caught anymore bats lately? LOL Still have your "bat catcher" just in case, right? Eric Steckel is playing in Reading on Fri 3/18 opening act Berks Jazz Fest. I'm seeing him on the 5th and the 20th near me.

Cheese101: Tracie, how's it going? I'm not going to be able to make the Ventura show. Bummer! I just can't afford the trip at the moment. Still paying off my last trips. It's torturing me not to go, but someone is off friday April 8 and that puts a hurting on taking the trip.....Next tour I will do the San Fran shows, hopefully I'll get to meet you and Chris there.

Clarky: I'm doing fine! Recovering from the Flu....don't wish that on anyone. You'll be headed out on tour soon, eh? Still going to Japan right? You are so lucky! Maybe you'll get to see Mikey D......I hope it works out. Shredz will be done in due time, worth the wait! ;-)))

Hey, I reached 400.....only took a year plus.......hehe!

marimariSRV

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR 400 POSTS

michelle......ooguh, chuga, chuga, chuga, ooguh, chuga,chuga, chuga

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Yes Stevee I have a coupla "Sir Lord" disks kicking around, Now for You... Ever heard of a Band called "Bang" outta Florida? Very Sabbathish early seventies. Another classic, "Bull Angus" from NYC...

US$ 127.000.000,00 invested in "Future combat System", the Robots Army !!!! God !!!! WHERE ARE WE GOING ????!!!!!!!

:-( :-(

this is soooo sad....

Stevee T, some other obscure late sixties early seventies bands with guitarists who became well known

Skid Row (no not the Baz tripe) with Gary Moore

Procul Harum with Robin Trower

Igginbottom's Wrench and then Tempest with Holdsworth

Zephyr with Tommy Bolin

Taste with Rory Gallagher...

Re:SpoonMaster What if they don't let me in? That's $70 bucks down the drain :P I called the venue right when the tickets went on sale, and they said I couldn't get in even with a guardian

that sux SM :( i think in Melb. someone said the venue is letting younger people in as long as they come with a parent.

Don't our court's have better things to work on?

Court Rejects Appeal on Sex Toy Sales Ban

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. Supreme Court (news - web sites) rejected on Tuesday a constitutional challenge to an Alabama law that makes it a crime to sell sex toys.

The high court refused to hear an appeal by a group of individuals who regularly use sexual devices and by two vendors who argued the case raised important issues about the scope of the constitutional right to sexual privacy.

The law prohibited the distribution of "any device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs." First-time violators can face a fine of up to $10,000 and as much as one year in jail.

The law, adopted in 1998, allowed the sale of ordinary vibrators and body massagers that are not designed or marketed primarily as sexual aids. It exempted sales of sexual devices "for a bona fide medical, scientific, educational, legislative, judicial or law enforcement purpose."

Georgia and Texas are the only other states that restrict the distribution of sexual devices, according to the court record in the case.

Attorneys for the American Civil Liberties Union (news - web sites), representing those who challenged the law, argued that private, consensual sexual conduct among adults is constitutionally protected and beyond the reach of government regulation.

They said the Supreme Court's decision in 2003 striking down a Texas sodomy law also created a fundamental, constitutional due process right to sexual privacy.

"The evidence shows that this case is not about novelty items, naughty toys or obscene matter. It is a case about human sexuality and extremely intimate acts," the attorneys said.

They said Alabama has never explained "why sales of performance enhancing drugs like Viagra, Cialis and Levitra and even ribbed condoms are not similarly prohibited."

The attorneys said the state did not contest the evidence that about 20 percent of all American women use a vibrator and at least 10 percent of sexually active adults use vibrators in their regular sex life.

A federal judge ruled against the state and found a constitutional "right to use sexual devices like ... vibrators, dildos, anal beads and artificial vaginas."

But a U.S. appeals court based in Atlanta upheld the law by a 2-1 vote.

The appeals court said it agreed with Alabama that the law exercised time-honored use of state police power to restrict the sale of sex. It rejected the ACLU's argument that the constitutional right to privacy covered the commercial sale of sex toys.

Alabama Attorney General Troy King opposed the ACLU's appeal.

"This case involves conduct that is both public and commercial -- the sale of sexual devices to the general public in commercial retail shopping centers" and at in-house Tupperware-style parties, he said.

King said the law respected "the distinction between public commercial conduct and purely private behavior." He said, "It ... stays out of people's bedrooms."

But it smelled like #$it . . .

Severed Penis Retrieved from Toilet, Reattached

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (Reuters) - A 44-year-old Anchorage man had his penis surgically reattached after it was cut off by an angry girlfriend and flushed down a toilet, local police said on Sunday.

The events unfolded about midnight on Saturday, after the pair had been arguing over an impending breakup, an Anchorage Police Department statement said. At some point, the two decided to have sex and the man agreed to let the woman tie his arms to a windowsill.

But the woman used a kitchen knife to amputate her partner's penis and flushed it down the toilet, police said. She untied the man, drove him to a local hospital and was cleaning up the bloody scene when police arrived at the home, according to the statement.

Summoned by the police, workers from the local water utility pulled the toilet up from the floor and were able to recover the severed penis, which was rushed to the hospital for the successful reattachment surgery on Sunday morning.

Hello evry1,

I'm a noob here, only discovered master Satriani in octobre
2004, thx to a friend I also met in octobre; new school ->
new people :D The point is I realy love what he does, it
kind of fits my personality (never mind).