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Severed Penis Retrieved from Toilet, Reattached

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (Reuters) - A 44-year-old Anchorage man had his penis surgically reattached after it was cut off by an angry girlfriend and flushed down a toilet, local police said on Sunday.

The events unfolded about midnight on Saturday, after the pair had been arguing over an impending breakup, an Anchorage Police Department statement said. At some point, the two decided to have sex and the man agreed to let the woman tie his arms to a windowsill.

But the woman used a kitchen knife to amputate her partner's penis and flushed it down the toilet, police said. She untied the man, drove him to a local hospital and was cleaning up the bloody scene when police arrived at the home, according to the statement.

Summoned by the police, workers from the local water utility pulled the toilet up from the floor and were able to recover the severed penis, which was rushed to the hospital for the successful reattachment surgery on Sunday morning.

Hello evry1,

I'm a noob here, only discovered master Satriani in octobre
2004, thx to a friend I also met in octobre; new school ->
new people :D The point is I realy love what he does, it
kind of fits my personality (never mind).

Stevee ~

I can't stop this feelin', Deep inside of me, Girl, you just don't realize, What you do to me, When ya hold me, In your arms so tight, You let me know, Everything's all right

I, I'm hooked on a feelin', High on believin', That you're in love with me :)

lol!

ZINC MASTER sex toys for "...legislative, judicial or law enforcement purpose." ??? I some people (legislators) never actually read what they write, do they? "... Today Ted Bundy will be executed by lethal vibrators..."
will cops start carrying studs and vibrators? I don't think so.
Our local cops have started carrying these yellow plastic taser guns that shoot dats with wires attached to them.

They may have to do reconstructive surgery to his mandible(?), the bone above the ear drum, and there is the possibility of injuring the facial nerve. His face would be paralized on the right side if that happens. I pray all goes well, and they don't need to work on the bone.

Fredjems

Welcome to T2J !!

Not sure when Joe will be back to your side of the world. Should be only a matter of time.

kd6aaj

Our legislators get paid to write laws like that - where can I sign up - I have great ideas on types of laws that we should have.

ZINK MASTER I just edited my post, you may have to refresh your browser!

Stevee, this is what I'm listening to (very loud) at the moment. Name that tune ~

If ever words were spoken

Painful and untrue

I said I loved but I lied

In my life

All I wanted

Was the keeping

Of someone like you

As it turns out

Deeper within me

Love was twisted and pointed at you

Never ending pain, quickly ending life --

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kd6aaj, sorry to hear about your sons ear problem. I'll say some good words to the man above to keep Matthew in good hands, and also the rest of your family. These things are so tough on parents and siblings. I've watched both my children go into surgery, so I'm familiar with the "wanting to take thir place" feeling. I'll stop typeing now and get to it. Best of luck and a speedy recovery to Matthew.

Thanks Zinc Master

I realy hope he will come. I read a post of his (jan 8) in which he wrote they are to tour in Japan, Australia and New Zeeland. For Europe he said: "We are looking into a few European summer festivals as well... "

I'm curious what's it gonna be, and if he comes I hope it won't be to far away from my place. I know that maybe you and your fellow americans take the plane quite often and easely. But it's a whole lot different here. A plane ticket costs a lot here. I hope the city he would go to has a high speed train connecting it or something, because I'm a student; it means I don't have a lot of money :p

cuthbert17760- why dont you like kirk hammett??

amy lee- hey im glad to hear that your band is liking the new guitar player, good luck and keep rockin!..

later alll

Joe,

I heard graphtech labs is coming out with string saver saddles for a floyd rose next month (March). I'm not sure if they'll fit you're guitar, but I strongly recommend you look into it. I used to break tons of strings on my les paul and ever since I put the saddles on I literally have not broken a single string. I own a JS1000 and I break strings all the time, so I'm really hoping the new floyd rose saddles fit. If you break a lot of strings, it might be something to consider. If you don't have problems with strings breaking, I'd love to know what you do to prevent this from happening. Rock on.

estrela...war...human nature?

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mikesb----yeah there were lotsa great talents out there, and more to come....

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Fredjems....welcome to the site!

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Thanks Steve T

I'm going to buy a tuner tomorow because I have the worst time tuning my fender, and it unstems all the time. :@ I have a budget of +/- 50€ (= +/-50$ :p). Can someone tell me which one I should by

I suppose a lot of people will say when they read this; OMG he buys a tuner. :p So sorry for the offence :D but I dont have a musical ear :( and I only began playing in octobre ;)

BAHDHUH- Hi My Freind! Actually, i think-Don't think.HAVE some kind of Bug. Been resting. Thank's for the Prayer's, and well wishes! Likwise here! Got to rest, Talk to You latre. Will e-mail U soon..............................962- Isn't that a drag! But if You can record the same piece over with no problem's. It is quite funny! Hopw all is well! Ugh, I sure caufgt something. I think i know where to.. : -)..........................................CLARKY- Yes, I have heard Germany was A nice Place! certain part's, Such as where you wee talking about. And You are correct about Sightreading! It dose open up a whole new world. Unfourtantley, I am So Dyslxoc, and screwey in the brain dept. i will never be able to do that :-(( I can read tab's More or less though?...................................MICHELE- I am SOO glad that He is doing a little better! Yes, Keep Him form running any Grand Prix races though! Let Him get back tohealth gradually, and build up His strenght! I know the 1st thing, at the sign of being well, is to get out there. and hit it hard. But really need's to do is still rest up totaly! Well, great cheer's,a dnmuch Blesin'gs, and Prayer alway's! have a great Day!...................................LUCY SORETS- Great to see You! I am So happy That thing's have eased up! I sure have been in Prayer for you! I hope that CD hurry's up and get's there! CDbaby is pretty fast! Maybe with the way the air mail is, it takes a few week's So Happy, and glad You are doing well! Much cheer's, and Love, and Well wishes! Alway's! Talk to you soon! :-)......................................SteveeT- Great to see You! Hey, Thank's, Please, (if You Do) listen to "cyberchat" and "mystic melodic" and "favored mist" On the Abovethenumbers site. Soon, along with some newer ones i will have them on Stevewilde site! Well, Hope You have a very nice and great nice day! see ya' soon!....................................BIG BAD MOON- Hi, Here I am. I am just feeling a little under the weather last few day's. ugh. So resting, and whatever. Thank's for asking about Me! I will, bounce back soon. Have A great day! today! talk to You later! keep up the great Playing!......................................CHEESE101- Thank's for the great E-mail! I will get on off to you as soon as I am well. Hope You Have A teriffic Day, and also Thank's for the Hi, from Chris, He Is very SPEACIAL! And Is going to be one of the great's! I can feel it! Thank's again Tracie! Talk to you soon!..................................Esterela- Yes, I will reply to your letter very soon! I have to get well first! That was some very cool stuff, You saying! I agree Also! Will write soon! Hope You have a wonderful Day! Tell Bruno, I said A Big Hello! :-) :-) ......................................Suzie- Oh, No snow. Well, that's okay! I am sure glad to hear abot the Exam's for the Piano, I understand about being nervous! But You are Very TALENTED! You should do great! You, and Matt, Are as good as Captain and Tennile, A very popular-70's duo, (husband, and wife) Darly dragon, and Toni Tenille. My Freind Buzzy Linhart is very good freinds of There's, and They got to hear A Steven Wilde tune, and was going to use for A Coke Comerical, But decided to Use there own, with Idea's that we hinted to them. well, Have a nice day! Today! I need lot's of sleep, I suppose. Been pushing to hard?........................................DELFINO- Awesome new's! Your gonna be A real whiz at this Computer Webmaking thing! Much luck on the Buckethead, Web write up! And Total sucess! With Your carreer! much cheer's from steven here!...................................ZENFISH- Yea' Maybe We should write a song togethter! LOL Hope You are wel, and enjoying the Day! I have got a cold, Need rest. See You soon!

http://www.abovethenumbers.com And to All,

Have a Wonderful,

And great cool week!

civgeek, we seen Larry play here before and it was great. I'd love to see him again.

Stevee, yes sir, This Love it is :) lol! Now how about this one ~ I'm a little tea pot, short and stoudt...

js22- How are you Doing today? hope well,and that Baseball, is working out. better still, Hope the guitar practicing Is going full steam! I am fighting this head, and chest cold, So I am little FOGGY today! Need a lot of rest. Talk to you soon bro' Hang in there, and Rock on!!! :-)..............................MARIMARI- It's alway's great talking to you! Also Dubble thank's On Sigining My guestbook! Got to let folk's know I am not "Freindless"LOL I am glad you are feeling, Better! Geuss what? Now I have the flu, or something! Feel really out of it. But i will get well, before You can Say, "Steven dont know how to Sred!" Ugh, have to drink something warm. well, Much Love, and wel wishes, alway's, and Hang in there! Also work if you can, Dont push yourself to hard, Like me. Hee! Hee!...........................................Mikesb- Howdy there, how is the day going for You! Hope well!.........................................ANGIEREAD- Thank's! I have A cold of some kind? I will be resting today. And No Practicing. Today, Just the neccessitiy's. It's alway's that way down here when the weather dose it's thing of Rain, and shine,. All in the same day. week after week. It messe's with The metabolism! I think? Anyway, Have a Very great, and Propserous day! Talk to ya' soon.................................SLANSHROOM- How Are You doing? Hope evrything is Fine! Have A great Week! See ya' soon! Keep Rockin' out! Thank's agin for the kind word's, and, Encouragment! Well, Time to lay down, or Something?..........................................BIG BUNNY- How are you, and the bunny's today? We, My Younger Sister Used to raise rabbit's! Great, and Funny Animal's! Much like cat's, and dog's. Very expressive. Well, Hope your having A great, and Lovely Day!..........................................CivgeeK- Good Morning- What's been up? very hectic here, and So hectic, I got a cold from all this runnin' around. Now, I am usless. need to have a few day's of recouputatiting. Hey Matt, Hope you have Very nice week!........................................Many new memeber's here

I would like to say A warm welcome, and Hope you Make many new freind's!!!! There are some really informed, and Awesome cool Folk's here! Hope You Have A very nice time! And Keep the JOE Music, Flowing! :-) Tkae care All!, and have A Lovely Day today!, and A great Week!

Delfino - I fucking love Subway food!!! Mmmm, meatball Sub... lol.