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Ah yes the odourmeter ,being the missed application of deodorant if you have missed an application of deodorant do not be allarmed yes you smell, simply apply the deodoarant to most exposed area of your body do not worry about reaching the back ,because its more of the front of your body which is particular ,as your armpits starv for the deodorant the pores have a tendancy to draw from further away ,thus thesmearing or application of the deodorant to your whole body being very important when you smear the deodorant will be sucked up into the pores to feed or mask the smell from the missed application.IF you do not smear when you miss you will notice maybe your deodorant isnt strong enough anymore because of the buil up of odour so yes smear the entire front of your body when you miss an application and do this whenever you miss we do not want to smell you DrWolfenstien.
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Giggles: (Michelle, #4 is for YOU!! :)
My Kind of Philosophy...I don't because
1. I don't do windows because...
I love birds & don't want one to run into a clean window & get hurt. (I am
compassionate)
2. I don't wax floors because...
I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible &
they may sue me. (I am careful & poor)
3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because...
they are very good company, I have named most of them, & they agree with
everything I say. (I am
imaginative)
4. I don't disturb cobwebs because...
I want every creature to have a home of their own & my family loves
spiders. (I don't but I am kind)
5. I don't Spring Clean because...
I love all the seasons & don't want the others to get jealous. (I am fair
minded)
6. I don't plant a garden because...
I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer. (I am
courteous)
7. I don't put things away because...
my family will never be able to find them again. (I am considerate)
8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me
over for dinner.
9. I don't iron because...
I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press". (I am trusting)
10. I don't stress much because...
"A Type" personalities die young & I want to stick around & become a
wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!
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civgeek
Matt Dorado
Portland, OR
USA
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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grrwood - This topic comes up quite often. It seems that the general opinion, and anyone correct me if I'm wrong, is to start slow. Play with a metronome, as accuarate as possible . Then increase the tempo SLOWLY. Being sure to keep accurate and your tempo tight. Over time your speed will come. But don't sacrifice speed for accuracy. That will come back to haunt you. Also, make sure you warm up your hands and stretch. It sounds geeky but it will save you pain down the road. One last thing, posture and playing position is very important. If you don't believe me I'll have you get in touch with the other guitarist in my band that has to have carpal tunnel surgery from bad playing position. Above all enjoy.
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DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips
King Of Monsters
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I've just finished watching "Dog Day Afternoon" which my friend gave me to watch.
Excellent indeed 'tis excellent.
Anywayz, back to doing some work lol...
Delfino
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Fri Feb 25 '05 8:35:09 am
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Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
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Lol, cool amy lee's on the site i had to think to myself for a sec to see who she was! oops..... Cool nevertheless, i was just lookin at all the lame Q's she got asked! oh well Its ratherher cool
hey delfino whats up u sick? i aint been on the site much im busy as hell with damn music college, which i slept in again today
+i cant stop listenin to this new vai album i notice somethin new everytime i hear it its great
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Amy Lee-just wanted to say u have a wicked voice.Do u play guitar aswell?
grrwood-Troy Stetina Speed Mechanics is a pretty good book to build up speed.
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Fri Feb 25 '05 9:09:08 am
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Matt Dorado
Portland, OR
USA
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Cuth - Duh, I don't tink so Tennesee. Polly Purebred, and the 3-DBB. What about Chongo on Danger Island? Did you ever sing along to *The Beatiful Calliopa*?
Mike -Being a Latino man from Cali, that is not a SOTD it is a way of life Homez!!! Where's my 67 Impala?
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Barrie Poole
Orillia, ON
CANADA
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Amy!
Welcome to the site.. I'll admit I was a little unsure at 1st if you were who you said you were... But no worries, I Believe you!!! hehe
Cause I'll tell you to be honest, I created a new loggin name here on the satriani site and to be honest I played a joke on people pretending I was Mark Tremonti who I think is a gifted musician as well, it didn't go over that well here...hehe
I'll admit I'm a bit of an old school rocker, listening to bands like Great White, Whitesnake, Guns N Roses, Joe of course, Steve Vai, Yngwie Malmsteen etc etc... but I also like new rock such as Evanesence, Nickelback, Creed, Alter Bridge, Seether, Default, 3 Doors Down etc etc...
I'm a pretty silent guy around here these days, really busy with my own band and work and all that great stuff, but I'll say something when it needs to be said no questions asked... I would like to take the time and say that you have a great voice, one that is very unique, and I like what it is you and the rest of the gang do! keep doing what you guys do best and keep the music real!!! THAT INCLUES YOU JOE!!! LOL
Me and my band have an interesting thing going that relates to alot of 70s and 80s rock... bands like Journey, STYX, Yes, Rush, Santana... A keyboard/Piano mixture with rocking guitar riffs, we love writing ballads, but have wrote so many of those, I told the guys that we need to explore other stuff including guitar driven stuff, Acoustic Rock, and more blues for a bit of emotion and soul... I love the blues, my keyboardist is the most amazing rhythm guitar player as well, in my opinion... he can do things with rhythmic patterns that get you hooked into a groove that is always unique, so we definetly have to explore all that stuff in great detail to hopefully have a shot at things...
one question Amy!!! Are you good at thinking of band names? something that relates to what we do, everytime I come up with one I do a bit of research and the idea is already being used...hehe I'm sure we'll come up with one that sounds good on the lips one of these days, but any help would greatly be appreciated...
Anyways!!! Later Amy... nice to see a professional recording artist from a slightly different genre have real taste in music!
Hi Joe! How's things with you? keep in touch dude!!
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Barrie Poole
Orillia, ON
CANADA
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Mike! I totalled it...
Driving a suped up Honda Accord now... it's really nice, heated seats, sunroof, dual exhaust, CD, TAPE, air, cruise control...blah blah blah...lol
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Steven Wilde
ShredZone, CaliFunia
USA
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Hi Everyone! I Hope All Is doing real fine, and having A Wonderful Week, and soon, and Now weekend, This week went fast?===========Walking pnuemoinia is as Bad(almost) as the real thing gee. ugh! and ugh again,
I want to Say Hi to all My Freind's! And wish You All Well!
:-) :-)
BAUDHUH- Hey thank's for caring bro' Meas a lot!
You are so kind! I'll be chipper soon, I hope.
You have Mail!..............................BIG BAD MOON- Thank's for asking about Me! Also-Yayee! about me! gettin' better! Also-
HAPPY 100th ! And Many More! Keep Rockin' .................................js22- Thank's bro' You are really A cool Dude! I Am glad the baseball, Is going well!
Also Your serious enthiusiam for the Guitar! And
http://www.abovethenumbers.com Has Three,
New tunes that i did, There under the photo's, were it say's
Listen to album's, "Rotating sky" and "Another World" They are
"Mystic Melodic"(shear shred) And "cyberchat" Also Pychedelic-Shred And "Flavoerd Mist" I used Some cool effect's to come up with A Synth type sound.
Well Hope Your doin' well, Back to resting for Me!..................................Suzie- I will E-mail You later!
Feeling Not so good!......................................SteveeT- Howdy Pardner' Hope Your day is goin' really very well!
so many new cool memeber's
HELLO to You ALL I Hope to Meet Each, and Evry one of You
Soon! :-) Bye for Now
Stevie C.
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Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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SEMINAR
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available
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Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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michelle
I agree with you that crazy Motley Crue video - was it for Enslaved or Smoke the Sky, forgot which song. When I saw it, I thought - what the F - did amateurs film this - then I realized it was - by us in the audience. Bon Jovi did that once - and it worked out great, but not this time.
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civgeek...I forgot about Morocco Mole...lol
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TASTEY....I'm just getting over a bad head cold....waitng to see how Steve Vai is playing these days! Hope all is well with you....glad to see your back! Peace
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Joe was scheduled to play at the Norva in Norfolk VA years ago. Norva was brand new at the time and they didn't have their act straight for inspection so Joe couldn't play that night. I never heard of rescheduling ever since. i thought he said he would make it the date up but it's been 5 years plus.
Joe what do I got to do to get you to play in the Virginia Beach VA area?
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Ed Burton KD6AAJ
Eureka (In the Redwoods), California
USA
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ESTRELA are you the hot chick in the bikini on the beach?
Amy Lee I saw your pictures! You are HOT
CIVGEEK Happy Birth Day!!!!!! I will be 37 on March 7th!
Thanks Everyone for your prayers.
I once got the home phone number of Christine Steele, a female Christian Heavy Metal singer. She burned a copy of one of her albums for me that is currently unavailable! I heard a song by her (The Candle, The Flame) on Calvalry Satellite Radio, late at night. When I called the radio station at Calvary Chapel (Twin Falls, Idaho) the lady there personaly knew Christine. She gave me Christine's number.
I talked to her while she was cooking dinner in her kitchen!!!
She even labeled all the songs on the cd cover for me, and mailed it to me!
She is another cool person who is "real" like Joe Satriani!!!
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Stevee, nope, but I do remember some of the shows cuth mentioned.
Jazzy, you are one funny mutha! Maybe it's really Austin in disguise? lmao!!
24 posts to go, but I gotta run. Later peeps!
Hi Steven, bahduh, and everyone else :)
Hey candyass, know this song? lol!
There's nothin' you can do girl,
There's nothin' you can say.
You're talkin' to the sky girl,
I just got to get away.
Got to hear the wind song
Singin' in my ear.
Got to get it on girl
And I'll never make it here.~~
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Lucia Ballesteros
Madrid, Madrid
Spain
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Hi everyone at Satchland!
AngieRead, Angie, ask the webmaster too. I'm really curious to know if Joe is taking flight training
michelle, fires are always so terrible...sorry to hear you saw a big one too.
I didn't know Wes Montgomery either but I love Pat Metheny and he is one of his main influences so I decided recently to buy a good compilation of Montgomery and it's excellent stuff :-)
estrela, olá! como estás? I saw the photos of the Brazilian beaches, oh my...it's a paradise!
The link of the photos of Sao Paulo doesn't work, do you have another one? have a beautiful weekend
bahduh, hi friend, Barça-Chelsea match was exciting, a great Barça got over! sorry for the no mail, time was hard on my heels :-( take care
tune, I'm still waiting for my copy of Vai's Real Illusions, I can't wait to listen to it
Steven Wilde, howdy! Steven, I'm so sorry to hear you are not feeling good, I hope you are feeling better very soon, I got the CD this morning, a small white package from Portland in my mailbox, how sweet! Steven, a cyber-hug full of healing vibes for you
crack, Joe uses various models of Oakley, check out these Eye Jacket, Straight Jacket, X-Metal and with Red Iridium lenses
Stevee T, happy 1000!
Song of the day for Michelle and me: There was a Fire in the House by Steve Vai
--Have a nice weekend everyone--
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MARCIA BARBOSA
São Paulo, SÃO PAULO
BRAZIL
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Hi everyone!!!
MICHELLE: Yeah!you bet! that statue is magnificent, really impressive! I think that Rio de Janeiro is one of the most beautiful places in the World! This photo is specially for you:
http://www.colorfotos.com.br/rio_de/fotosrio/ab0059f.jpg
kd6aaj : hi friend! i'm not on that photos, but i love beaches, i love sunbathing and there are many beautiful beaches near the city where we can go on weekends, it is almost 2 hours by car on the road listening loud to Joe Satriani's CDs very nice trip!
StevenWilde: glad to hear from you!!! did you checked felix photo? God bless you and good vibes to ya !!! take care of yourself and keep rocking in the freeworld.
Hi Jazzzzzy ! Stevee t, Chesee101, Lucysorets,Suzie2000, Tune!!! and everybody!!! good vibes!!! Love & peace !!
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