GrecoGuitarist...you practice as long as you love it...

jazzzy this is funny You T2J website has many guitar players. Lets be honest here, hehe, we all know most of them suck. Like, they dont know bananas compared to you!!! Why dont you release an instruction DVD? If you could teach Vai, Hammett and Skolnick, why not teach these guitarists who still nibble on the guitar?  

This goes out to Deathcube, or what ever your name is, I want you to get this guy to e-mail me who said i was a fake. I think he sent me an e-mail a long time ago, begging me to let him play, and that all you people care about is seeing how many post's you make. I want this S.O.B. to e-mail me and then we will see who is telling it like it is. I came on to this site for Joe's music and all i did was tell the truth, i have nothing to hide. I have my manager involved with this whole issue, and we want him to send us an e-mail. I tried to get some very talented people into the music field, but i have to say one thing before i get off of this phony site. To all the people that sent me e-mail's they were all bulls...and i can not believe how you all talk so great to each other on this board, but behind each other's back's wow if i had friends like that. And we like to know who this person is at Wind-Up Recording's, tell him to send another e-mail. I feel sorry for Joe, he is the most sincere person that i ever had a conversation with, and we were on the topic about a certain bunch of people on this board. He told me to get off the site, and not to even bother helping anyone out & Joe if you see this can you confirm it. How, can you talk about being a phony, when all of you are hypocrites. I knew all along what was going down because my manager called me and so did a few of my people from Wind-Up records. So, we will be waiting for this guy to e-mail us and i put my life on it he will never have the nerve, he was just a trouble maker calling up Wind-Up & sending his e-mails to start trouble, we have one thing in my circle of people we stick together and this guy is in big problems. So, DeathCube, tell your friend to talk to us, we are waiting for him. And, also when Joe get's into the the USA again, you will all feel like a bunch of idiot's when i do have some cool photo's with the two shows we were invited to. So Deathcube & this friend of yours, confirm your horrible story's when the truth does really come forth. At, least on my site, and most of them are kids, have better sense at treating people with respect and they do not count the post's they made, we are a happy family there, and i am so glad you let it all out, we were waiting for this, BIG TIME, so let's hear from you again.

jazzzzzzzy for president!!!!

OMG, it's soooo effin COLD outside tonight!!! It's 17 degrees, but with the wind tearin' it up, it feels like -1. My husband and I went to see the play CATS tonight. I thought I would love it, but turns out it's just not my cup o' tea. To use a phrase from my kids - it was gay. lol! I know, I'm probably the only person ever to not like it. The costumes were great. The dancing was fantastic, cept the guys looked a bit like a troop of dancing Nancy's. The singing grinded my nerves, as did the correct pronunciation of every word. lol! Pointed t's bug the hell out of me. lol! Anyways, we made our way to the door after the show, zipping up and putting on gloves to prepare for the cold. We didn't know HOW cold it had gotten. We made it across the street before the first strong wind hit us. The crowd kinda let out one collective gasp. Welp, y'all know how retarded I am. I started laughing like hell. It was soooo friggin' funny to see everyone trying to move so fast to get to their cars with the wind whipping in every direction. I thought my husband was going to start to run. He had my hand and he was pulling me. The wind had my hair all in my face, my purse kept falling off my shoulder, and my damn left clog felt like it was going to fly off, plus I was giggling my ass off the whole way so bad I could barely breathe. I was such a girl!! LMAO!!! A few old people were passing us, and we were bookin' too! OMG it was so funny walking to the parking garage in a herd of frozen people. I wasn't that cold and I would have been fine walking at just a fast pace, but the reaction of my husband and everyone else had me rollin'. It was ridiculously cold, but I had that teenage immunity from the cold for some reason. lol! Any of you old farts remember walking around in the dead of winter with your friends when it was freezing out but you just didn't seem to mind it? That was me tonight, and it was fun! It could have been the vodka in the cranberry juice I had, but I only had one...minus the one I'm having now, which would make two, but that's two in four hours. Anywho, did I mention it's COLD out?? 63 degrees yesterday. I don't think it hit 30 today - and it snowed!

8 pages since 1:00 the afternoon. Shame on you post whores *jazzy, Suzie, Stevee, & silent shady* lol! Did I miss anyone?

Greco, I'm a big fan of Portnoy! His drumming is insane! Do you have his DVD Liquid Drum Theater?

jazzy, I totally understand your point for the contest winner. I thought about that too. Welp, my vote certainly won't be the only one. May the best person win ;-)

Slan, not only can you have the black tequila, but I'll give you the worm too. Wow, that sounded so lame coming from a chick. LMAO!!

Steven, hugs!

DCK, you effin' ROCK!!!!!! I always did like Sleeping Beauty better.

SupaaDave, "pea soup smoothie" is the funniest thing ever!!! By the way, you might want to get Emmy's mum checked out...just in case. lmao!!!

14 pages today...last year it was 4...

Michelle: I thought that the original story was referring to Hamburg in Germany...but then the follow-up mentions PA...okay, so there's a Hamburg in USA!

Mikesb: Keith Urban is someone I've managed to avoid. I heard he was a country singer, so I didn't bother listening to his stuff at all. All I know is that he's one x-many "Golden Guitars" and has shifted from Oz country's centre Tamworth to USA country's centre Nashville. Good. They can have him. In fact, they can have the whole of Tamworth please.

Estrela: now that you know where we've been before, you can see why the people that have been around for a while are wary! It got worse by the way. Enjoy Satchland, ignore the rubbish and be nice!

MJS99: Oi! It's vegEmite, not vegimite. When I saw "single Krafty" I thought of the cheese singles too!

David Fallows: no, it's not the same as Marmite. Marmite is more like Promite, and tastes more "vegetably" than Vegemite. Vegemite has more "back-of-throat bite" like unsweetened soy sauce.

SupaaDave: no cyclones come to Melbourne, Sydney, Adelaide, Perth or Brisbane...nor to New Zealand...so Joe is safe from them unless he decides to go on a holiday up north.

Jazziole: "guns, war, useless media, blind partriotism....seems to be what this country has come down to in the eyes of everyone outside the US, because thats how our current government wishes to promote itself" forget the current Government, this has been popular opinion since the invention of the opinion.

edit: I always feel sick when I hear about racist crap, and lynching...grrr stupid people.

Dr Who ran from the 60s to the 80s, but there was a movie (or maybe more) made after that.

Bugger is what dirty men do to animals...sod is a chunk of dirt...

Benny, Hamburg, PA is about a half hour away from here. Sorry for the confusion.

HEY JOE - HOLLA!!!

Want to know a bit more about Britain? Don't look here then.

Steven Wilde (Mr Optical Studio): whether you've mastered bold text or not, or links, or the [hr] tag, I don't give a rat's. You're a nice guy and I really appreciate your presence here.

hey everybody ..i email snow white .. here is the message

SupaaDave / mikesb - Thanks for the reminder... I have tests and other stuff that I've been busy with recently, so I'll probably submit my interview entry on Thursday or Friday. Also, it's taking me time to narrow the list of a million Satch questions that are in my head down to the five that I can submit with the intial entry. ;-)

Also...the April 7th show in Anaheim will be a webcast eventually.

LOL! Where did you see that? Is it available online?

Fans of Red Dwarf...this isn't exactly breaking news but I haven't heard it before so: Series VI on DVD on 21 February in Europe (region 2), 7 April in Australia etc (region 4), and series V & VI on March 14 in USA etc (region 1).

http://www.reddwarf.co.uk/

Hi Joe,

Please forgive me if this is against posting etiquet, but I thought I would give it a go for my husband...

I gave my husband tickets to your Brisbane show (March 14) for Xmas, he is a BIG fan! He got goosebumps and a little teary when I gave them to him! (Don't tell him I told you!) It has been his ultimate dream to see you perform but since we grew up in Darwin (Northern Territory, Australia) there has been no opportunity to do so...until now! (We now live in Brisbane, QLD, Australia). We even had one of your songs as our wedding song - Always With Me, Always With You...which I walked down the aisle to...

I don't even really know what I'm asking...the ultimate would obviously be for my husband to meet you...but even if you said hello to "Ray Lloyd" or something during your show, that would be awesome!

Thank you for your time.

Cheers,

whoa guys! thanks for those sweety words.

I was having a fun time reading the posts until I come down to Amy Lee's BS.

Amy Lee, T2J (according to me) is 1) Joe - Everyone here loves Joe for his music and as a person
2) Commitment - We reply back diligently to posts by other members on this forum, and make friends.
3) Support - Everyone supports each other in whatever they do and offer advice too (like cuthbert and do the stu)
4) Music - Where in the world could you find a clarky, DCK, Slanshroom, Steven Wilde, matt king, chris peters, alexandre caetano, peter mulas (dormant - but i absolutely love Time Alone and Diablo), 962, hoiguy and whole bunch of other GREAT musicians posting music on the same forum?
5) FUN! - Where can you find a Zenfish, Silent Shady, Stevee T, Tastey, Michelle, estrela, suppadave, suzie, cheese101, zinc master, namm man, mikesb, marimarsrv, delfino and tonnes of other i've missed.

If all these people mentioned were here only to backstab and ridicule each other, I doubt I (or many others) would be posting here.

And whats up with those emails that backstab each other? Can you please post us those messages? I DOUBT you even recieved any emails (except for the ones where Cube was owning you).

Why are you looking for guitarists on T2J? I'd imagine a band like evanescence would hold auditions for well known guitarists, like Terry Balsamo. Didnt Evanescence sell 6+ million? T2J has heavily talented guitarists, but somehow this thing called LOGIC doesnt come into play here.

If you didnt realise, Joe posts here too. He is also a 'friend' and has met several of us. Waiting for some blue text to appear soon and prove whats right.

Even if you are the real Amy Lee, I wont apologize because you dont deserve it. ha!

I do like Evanescence, BTW.

call this one of the finest ass kissing posts ever, but what are friends?

this is post 1666. hmm............EVIL!