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SWP
Shane Pahi
Sth Auckland, Manurewa
New Zealand
Plays: Guitar (34 years)
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hey yal, im swp from Aotearoa (or New Zealand) cant wait to see the man Ive been idolizing for the past decade and ahalf,THIS SATURDAY YEAH!!!!!
Wed Mar 9 '05 1:08:59 am

duffnotes
william craig
scotland
Plays: Guitar (2024 years)
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hi, when are you coming back to scotland? missed g3 gig. work commitments(maybe i should give up work!!!). hope you come back soon.

best wishes

Wed Mar 9 '05 2:18:10 am

tune
Verena Wotruba
Vienna,
Austria
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Hy to all.... so many posts again.....

estrela - Hy, you know Kraftwerk! That´s cool, they are very good, I also hear some of their stuff...... Wir sind die Roboter........ Radioaktivität...... TransEuropaExpress ...... Autobahn .....

LucySorets - Thanx for your comment about my Drawing of the Mystical potato.....it seems really to be a mystical potato..... :-)

Steven Wilde - hy, thanx dear friend for your post, you´re a very nice guy to all of us, everyone loves you here, always remember.... :-) and: have a great day :-)

Zinc Master - “Laughter May Be Good for the Heart, Study Finds” - thanx for that article ........ as I told before laughing is good for your health, so ..... Zinc it up and .... seems we have a lot to do for ...... jazzzzzzy

BigBunny - Sorry to hear your dermatitis is so bad .... :-( I´ve a friend who has it too.... Have you anything that can stop your itching? - Hey, here is something funny for you: I think your cat must have read the behaviour-rules for cats *lol*:It says:
“If you´re feeling sick, try to get on a chair as fast as you can. If you don´t get this in time, at least go to an oriental carpet. Is an oriental one not available nearby you can also use a fitted carpet or rug or anything like this. If you throw up onto the carpet, go slowly backwards ´til it is as long as a foot of a human.....”

and that is one of the guidelines that might be also very important for your cat:

“The following rule needs a bit of exercise: Run as quick as lightening as often and as near as possible in front of your Human. It is most effective, if these are running downstairs while carrying something, in darkness or they just got up in the morning. This will help to train their coordination.....” LMAO hehehe :-))))) I´ve had a cat too, so I´ve trained my coordination a lot..... :-)))))

Keniko – what would you like to hear from a possible B3? I should think a little bit about it, good question.....

To Everyone: I don´t know what to think about the whole Amy Lee (SnowWhite) story .... so that´s the problem on messageboards or chat rooms, you can use a famous name but are you really this famous person? No one can check this..... If it was really Amy Lee or not I don´t know, but I tried to believe in her like i believe in everyone who is posting here ..... Fact is: If she is not, that was the worst joke that was ever made..... :-(
By the way: Thanx death cube k for informing us .......

And now back to for what we´re here ....... talking about Joe and his music .....
Have watched some of the LISF DVD again (I think I´ve watched it a thousand times before *lol*) and I can´t stand it, I love that live version of Cool # 9 so much ....... and the version of Rubina too (with Turkey man at the beginning of the song), everyone who doesn´t own the DVD should buy and watch it soon, really cool stuff .......

Ok, bye for now back to work again........ see you later....... tune ;-)

Edited Wed Mar 9 '05 2:29 am

Wed Mar 9 '05 2:18:54 am

Clarky
Paul Clark
plays the organ, going blind
www.paul-clark.com
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SteeveT - you was talking about me being a crazy fucker... lol...

so in the words of the great Hunter S Thompson

when the going gets weird the weird turn pro...


Suzie - I like Dr Who..... for me... Tom Baker is 'the' Dr..
and happy sick hundrif post..
Jazzy - "LOL, 962!!! I just found myself laughing at that! you guys need to teach me some swear words from england."

pretty much all your swear words come from England.. lmao..

here's a nice one - tosser [essentially the same as wanker but not as strong]
to 'toss' one's self off,
"fuck off you complete tosser"
"now don't be a tosspot [lit: a pot full of sperm.. lol], be a good little boy and fuck off"


Suzie / Jazzy - I think that a more realistic representation of British humour is found in the movie Snatch
that's more the sort of stuff you'd here by real people in the street as opposed to sit-com style humour etc..
Silent Shadey - happy 400 bro..

I still think that the 1st Blackadder series was the best one..


guys - I just found out for the 3rd year in a row that I fail to win the Black Engineer of the Year award

I failed on a technicality....


jazzy - ". "

lol.... deep stuff.....

Wed Mar 9 '05 2:28:32 am

Clarky
Paul Clark
plays the organ, going blind
www.paul-clark.com
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... is VBIL back or something???

all shit's breaking loose....


Zen - be at "the crossroad"?? what do you mean bro..
Jazzy - yup... T2J is a top place full of top people.... no question
Amy Lee - if you really do want to talk to me about something then please e-mail me at:

paulclark@rocketmail.com

I noticed you siad that I was the winner of something... unfortunately I've not been around much - crazy busy at work - so I've missed all the start of this conversation...
what exactly is this all about??? I really have absolutely no idea

but it seems to be causing quite a stir...

Wed Mar 9 '05 3:11:25 am

Stevee T

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Clarky...ahhhh...crazy farger it is...hmmm when the going gets weird...the weird turn pro...Hunter really said that...? hmmmmmm...when I think about it...I can make it make sense..was there a specific instance he refered to with this quote....I'm getting too serious bout this....

This one of his is pretty good too"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me"...lol

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michelle...yo ho ho, and a bottle of Advil

Edited Wed Mar 9 '05 3:37 am

Wed Mar 9 '05 3:32:51 am

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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thx jazzy i get around im not on as much as i used too! busy dood, + theres like 10 pages of posts in 1 day! its so busy now, but im on every so often, hard to keep up tho,

Hey joe
Wed Mar 9 '05 3:34:59 am

962
Simon
Granada, Andalucia
Spain
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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Suzie, er, actually bugger is butt-sex. in a homosexual way. Buggery is the act of butt sex!


Jazzzzy, hahaha, where shall we start? Wanker and Tosser both mean jerk-off.

edit: I see Clarky has addressed "tosser". Dammit! And yeah he's right, everything else translates directly. Keep on rockin bro :-) And thanks for the listing - you know you gotta include yourself in that musicians and entertainers list!


DCK, nicely done! haha. I wonder what Joe would have to say about that email he apparently sent?! Nothing I guess cause Joe's too cool to worry about sh*t like that!
OCPS470, thanks for that dude, I'll try and get my new soundcard working and then do a pre-master. It'll need some compression and EQ but I won't do too much!
SnowWhite, it's a bit much to say we used you! hehe. I mean...don't you think that's a tad cheeky?
Clarky, I don't think you've won anything mate, not if it's all the fraud it appears to have been.
Wed Mar 9 '05 3:38:51 am

McDave

Cook, MN

Plays: Guitar (40 years)
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silent shady....happy 400th !!

ho' white.....I'm not going to feel like an idiot if I'm wrong because you're existence, or this band you are supposedly a part of, is of no consequence to me. You're pissed because you got caught.....

Wed Mar 9 '05 3:40:55 am

Suzie2000
Suzo
London,
England
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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Scooba- oh yes, K-9! So you're a Tom Baker Doctor Who fan too! I think he was always my favourite, but I love them all :-) Are you going to be tuning in to the new series which is coming on to tv soon? (Christopher Ecclestone as the new Doctor...)

Clarky- Yep, you can't beat Tom Baker. I think the original William Hartnell was also great, as was Jon Pertwee. What you were saying to Jazzzzzzzy about swearing- I forgot all about "tosser" and "tosspot," thanks for reminding me about those fine words! I haven't watched Snatch but imagine it's pretty similar to Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels (which I have watched?) I would have to differ with you on Blackadder though- I loved the 2nd Series the best :-) Thanks for the happy 600th BTW!

Good morning you lot!

Wed Mar 9 '05 3:48:06 am

Suzie2000
Suzo
London,
England
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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962- I stand corrected! LOL! Sorry Jazzzzzzzy for the wrong info! I was thinking of sodomy, not buggery.... oh so that's where "Sod off" probably comes from then, doh.....!

I don't really want to think about sodomy OR buggery any more though...!

I am sorry for being such a bad idiot. :-)

Wed Mar 9 '05 3:52:10 am

aussieRGman
Jason Ramsay
planet nowra, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (48 years)
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whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

6 more sleeps till joes comes to sydney australia

Joe please let me meet u .. It would be a dream come true and especially with my mums got alsimers desies and dimentia ( spell) things have been pretty grim, some days my mum remembers me, some days not, she looks at u like a stranger my mum is 80 this year Joe if u could play summer song thatd be cool

Wed Mar 9 '05 3:52:22 am

shredguy

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Joe, why not come to Guam? It is right on the way! Xizibit is here. Come on man.....Please?
Wed Mar 9 '05 4:04:13 am

Stevee T

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Good Morning Everyone....! (87)>
Wed Mar 9 '05 5:13:55 am

michelle

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Jazzy, that was a fine ass kissin' post! ;-)

Stevee, it takes more than 2 to break out the Advil. lol! It was a fun night, but I still can't believe how disappointed I was with the play. I think I would have enjoyed it more if we had floor seats. It was a nice night out either way.

Oh so appropriate song of the day - WALK by Pantera

Wed Mar 9 '05 5:15:21 am

Clarky
Paul Clark
plays the organ, going blind
www.paul-clark.com
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ha... I was just on a conference call at work and made the most deep of statements.....
I'm so proud of it I thought I'd share it with all y'all...

"..... yeah... but Monday was today on Monday... "

lol... am I a complete mong or what.. lmao...

Wed Mar 9 '05 5:23:17 am

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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SupaaDave

And if there are more mice, then we would have less trash around?

Wed Mar 9 '05 5:27:38 am

Stevee T

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michelle...never seen CATS, but owned a herd of um...lol

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Clarky....as Janis Joplin once said...it's all one big fucking day man...lol...she's kinda right...I'd like to think we've got a chance to start all over...whenever we choose to...peace....talk to ya'll later....

Edited Wed Mar 9 '05 5:28 am

Wed Mar 9 '05 5:28:05 am

anibur

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Hi Michelle, you really should write a book or somethin' , your writing is really smooth & easy to read & funny! Well done! Off to work now, ta ta.....P.S I saw Cats in London about 13 years ago, it was fine, but I hadn't discovered Joe then, & my musical tastes were not so refined, but it hasn't been my favourite musical. anibur***
Wed Mar 9 '05 5:35:24 am

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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jazzzzzzzy

You made great points in your "evil 1666" post.

Edited Wed Mar 9 '05 5:40 am

Wed Mar 9 '05 5:36:23 am

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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scooba

Vegimite will be available backstage at the next G3 !!

Wed Mar 9 '05 5:38:18 am

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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The Lone Ranger


The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo s**t. It mean someone has stolen tent."

Wed Mar 9 '05 5:55:36 am

michelle

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anibur, hiya honey! It's been a while. Nice to see you pop in. How's tricks? Would anybody buy a book written by a rambling loon? lol! Oh wait, most authors ARE rambling loons! lol! I like to share stuff that makes me laugh. If it makes somebody else laugh along the way, that's fantastic :)

Stevee, how many cats do you actually need to have to make up a herd? lmao!! My guess is 3. lol!

Wed Mar 9 '05 5:56:12 am

Stevee T

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michelle...just about the same as a Ruck....ruck, ruck, ruck,...Bah, Ha, Ha you funny Richie..

I've had 6-7 at one time...when I was on the road..even...Heavens to Murgatroid

Wed Mar 9 '05 6:01:31 am

DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips
King Of Monsters
Plays: Doctors & Nurses (
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Clarky

"guys - I just found out for the 3rd year in a row that I fail to win the Black Engineer of the Year award  


I failed on a technicality.... "

LMAO...my condolences...better luck next year...

Big Bunny I have no idea why that track isn't working for people :-S...I'm sure I'll find a way around it....but until that time...I'm sowwwwy



I found out today, that because I failed my ICT exam last year I am only on a 'D' grade overall at the moment...I need a C...but I want an A. To get an A I need to get full marks on the next 3 units...no guitarring for me for the next few weeks I NEED this A'

Delfino
Wed Mar 9 '05 6:17:26 am
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