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Delfino, My Little Friend was actually very enjoyable :) lol! I likey!
OME, congrats on the passes!!!
SupaaDave, please tell me your not complaining about your bruised bottom to a woman who's recently given birth... lmao!!!
Jazzy, that's all good if the person can fly out to the show and has tickets and all. It is an "in person" interview, or am I wrong? I'm not sure how that would work. I'm confused *don't have time to reread the contest instructions again at the mo* about the dealio. lol! Does it have to be someone already attending the show, or can it be anyone who can afford the tix & trip on semi-short notice? I'm to tired to think. lol!
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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all.
He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick!: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!
Love, Jillian
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"
Broken Coffee Table $39.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins .38
Saying the right thing, at the right time . . PRICELESS!!!
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Tue Mar 8 '05 9:58:54 am
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Hey Joe, We all know Yngwie plays a scalloped neck, and I am a HUGE Yngyie Fan, But before I go and Lay out 1200. + clams for an Yngwie signiture strat, I want a second opinion, Have you had any experiance w/ scalloped necks ? What are the Pro's & Con's ? any advice ??
SumDumYngwieWannabe
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Tue Mar 8 '05 10:06:43 am
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McDave
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Jazzy.....considering that Austin writes for his school paper makes him a good candidate and (as Michelle pointed out)...he does live in the same state where the interview will take place. You have a point though...it would please me to see someone who has'nt met him yet win the contest. But that will not be a factor in my decision on who I vote for. I think he's the most ambitious and the most qualified to conduct a good, informative interview. It could only be better if MegaBoyd was there too...
Joe...you better bring a inflatable raft or something....I hear there is a severe cyclone heading for Australia right now !
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Tue Mar 8 '05 10:31:08 am
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Stevee T
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ali metal...Welcome to the site!
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Structured....thanks for you input...
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aussieRGman...this show should be in 2 parts about 75 minutes a piece....if it 's the same Evening with Joe Satriani format that I saw!
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death cube k...hmmmm...so far I've only received Structured responses...looks like structured to me...thanks!
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michelle...thanks for the link....eat laying down...don't go chokin' now.....
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victor_e....welcome to the site!
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Keniko...yes I'd like to see new blues from Joe Satriani...it'd be interesting, and great I'm sure!
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Tue Mar 8 '05 10:45:46 am
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MARCIA BARBOSA
São Paulo, SÃO PAULO
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One day Chuang Tzu and a friend were walking by a river.
"Look at the fish swimming about," said Chuang Tzu, "They are really enjoying themselves."
"You are not a fish," replied the friend, "So you can't truly know that they are enjoying themselves."
"You are not me," said Chuang Tzu. "So how do you know that I do not know that the fish are enjoying themselves?"
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Tue Mar 8 '05 10:48:49 am
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Fransisco
Frans van Splunter
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As one of so many fans i was wonderring........
Are there any plans to come to Europ this year for Joe??
Hope to hear about it soon! (Just can't wait).
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Tue Mar 8 '05 10:52:39 am
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GrecoGuitarist
Matt Demopoulos
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Just catching up on the days posts...
SteveeT: glad you decided on a more structured song(or have you yet?)...for the purposes of an album, I think it's a better choice just for the reason that was mentioned...It's more easily caught onto by people, it can be hummed along to, an I think it just makes it enjoyable for more people, though not neccesarily MORE enjoyable for SOME people...lol. I'm sure it'll sound great no matter what.
michelle: Portnoy fan too, eh? Good to hear. To me, he's like a Percussionary version of Joe. You may not like his style, but no one can argue that he is one of the most technically talented and fundamentally sound performers of the era. Keep rockin!
All that responded to my Aerosmith post: Awesome...classic rock still hasn't lost its foothold on the music society!!! I gotta meet this Austin guy!
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Tue Mar 8 '05 10:56:02 am
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ILoveThailand
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suppadave: I want to read a strightforward interview that goes technical, I'd search for a Joe interview on the internet. As for writing in the school paper or being thru college and all that doesnt matter in the interview. I guess I'm just tired of seeing the same person being given all the credit for being the "ultimate" Joe fan simply because he acts that way online. I am just against of the default choice people make. Please excuse my frustration.
michelle: Well, there are a lot of people entering the contest who have never met Joe before. My point is to pick the person who has never had the oppurtunity to meet Joe or ever see him live. I am not in favor of picking the "default mr know-it-all." Seems unfair to me. Its just my opinion.
cuthbert: I cant wait to see a deer kick ted nugent in the groin.
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Tue Mar 8 '05 11:03:57 am
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Frans van Splunter
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Sorry.....for earlier putted question from me, i just read the message from Joe that there are plans for visitting Europe on summer festivals this year.
GREAT!
Still .................Just can't wait.
Best regards,
Fransisco
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Tue Mar 8 '05 11:08:34 am
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Stevee T
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Zenfish...Jazzzzzzy must luv ya....that's great stuff...if you're ever in NYC drop me a line we'll record all day, and you'll leave with a finished CD!!!! Peace...hope all is well!
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Tue Mar 8 '05 11:08:57 am
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Stevee T
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TASTEY.....perfect...hahahahaha....hope I can be so loyal...if that would happen to me!
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GrecoGuitarist....thanks for the input..so far it's a landslide...STRUCTURED...I'm kinda surprised...but Joe's music is very structured, so I shouldn't be...yes?
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Anyone ever seen the footage of Ted blastin keyboards with a 12 gauge? Friggin hilarious... Specially the part where Ted sees some mini-keyboards under a tree, sez "Look, it had babies" and then proceeds to blast them as well.....
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Cuth, you gotta try caribou some time... A grazing critter foraging primarily on lichen so the taste is closer to beef than bison (another grazer) but exceptionally lean and yet tender. Less "gamey" obviously than venison or elk coz of the pine they chew..
Damn, I am getting hungry!!
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TASTEY
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stevee T: technically im a brunette...and im actually pretty close to that right now.....
mari: nope havent heard from faye since the last time she posted here....she was havin health probs right? hope she's ok....wonder if she's goin to vai in Boston? i cant wait....
delfino: i cant listen to your tune either...so bummed, i was lookin forward to that...good movie...clarky loves snatch(the movie...lol..)....im sure he'll get a kick out of the song if he can listen...
clarky: i knew you were going to say that.....lol...
cuth/mikesb/jazzy: i tried bull balls this week...eeuuuwwww...and i passed on the stuffed kangaroo....how could someone eat that....euw....
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ALL:
heeelllloooo eeeveryone (i'm feelin slightly crazy. Might have been that sweet the kind young man gave me.....lol)
how is the world of T2J. You may know this but the link to
the fan-organized "Talk 2 Joe" CD project featuring original music by members of the T2J community ...deep breath... does not work as the 'website has expired.'
cartoon 60000:
PRO:scalloped fretboard makes it easier to play lightly which yngwie does a lot.
CON:takes a while to get used to
neway goodbye & good day
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Tue Mar 8 '05 11:33:47 am
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ILoveThailand
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cuthbert: I love Venison grilled on fire. But about ted nugent, he tries his best to be the stereotype of a deer hunting, truck driving.......you can finish the rest. One of my friend's dad invited me to go deer hunting. But dont we need a license for that? I love steak. And you wrongly assumed I was a vegetarian. Keep trying, Elisha.
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