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Jon, is there gonna be some pictures on the site on the Indian tour of Joe, I am damn sure that he and the band would have have taken lots of pic from the 3 gigs ... if so request you to kindly upload some in the site.

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Joe, U must have reached SF by now ... hope you had a safe flight home.

Delfino, nice duck. Do me a favor...get whatshisname good and liquored up, and when he falls asleep, take them damn braids out of his hair!! He juss ain't got it goin' on like dat. lol! He's a good lookin' kid, but the braids make me make faces. lol! I bet there'd be a lot more birds in those pictures too. lol!

Stace, my cats have your cats beat. Stew opens the door by himself, and lets himself and Mo Cow out for a stroll in the yard. It's a sliding screen door, and the little bugger just puts his nails in the screen and pulls. My husband had to temporarily rig it so he can't pull it open, but we're going to need something better than a hook & rubberband - and a squirt bottle. lmao! We literally had to change the door knob on the powder room after we got Stew. It had one of those nice long handles, you know, the horizontal swervey kind. Stew would stand on his hind legs and pull the handle down with his front paws and open the door to get in. If he was inside the powder room, he would stand on the sink and stand on the handle until it opened the door. Not good when we have visitors. lol! Mission Impossible my ass! Hide the car keys man! lol!!

Zinc, wanna see the nice new lake I just put in my back yard ;-)

VFR, sounds like a wonderful vacation!! So glad you had time with the family - so important! Such a precious time too. Hope you took many pictures.

SupaaDave, soundproof headphones - on the Godsmack Changes DVD I have, they got headphones for their kids from a gun range (shooting range) ~ err, something like that. Might wanna look there? Give a call and see if they have anything like that. It was either Sully Erna or Shannon Larkin talking about it. I did see Sully's daughter on the side of the stage with big cans on her head when they played here, so they must work. It's a fantastic DVD too! lol!

Suzie, "it fell... the neck snapped.... anyway it looks fixable, what would anyone's advice be?" My advice, the guy need a good swift kick in the ASS for treating his new guitar so poorly!! If you can afford a guitar, you can afford a stand or case!! Bad guitar owner, baaaad! lol!

Finally got my Crystal Planet cd back from my husband's van and put it in my car. My husband never lets me play it loud when he's driving, but when I'M driving by myself - shit man yeah!! I crank it!! Psycho Monkey and Time are the first songs I skipped to. Psycho Monkey makes me wanna get wild and nekked. lmao! Does it have that effect on anyone else?? lol! Um...no? Ha Ha! Uhhh, nevermind....

What a fantastic cd Crystal Planet is!!

OMFG!! Big & Rich are on The Tonight Show. You gotta be kiddin' me! These guys actually make money?? What a joke!! People pay money for that crap?? Get the f* outta town man!! That's the lamest thing I've seen since...since...since the last lamest thingI saw!! lol!

OH, another song for the HOME titles -

Mama, I'm coming Home (Ozzy)

Has anyone here hear Kaki King? I like her tapping stuff especially- very beautiful.

HOME SONGS

Hey Joe, i don't know if you remember me but i'm the guy whose shorts you signed at Windsor Manor in Bangalore. Just wanted to thank you for such an amazing gig and for making it one of THE most awesome days of my life. Meeting you was like a dream come true. I gave your manager a cd of my band. Hope you'll like it. Anyway please do come back again, everyone in Bangalore just wants more Satch magic. Thanks again and rock hard ride free. Cheers!!!!

Brother al

i think on the samic (strat copy) demazio or something like that i cant remember its so long ago

the ibanez is sweet to play tho spend most of my time on the last few frets near the pick ups, i just love that tone

by the way, does any one know any thing about amps my marshal amp 80 wat trann is buzzing like crazzy and wont stop buzzing.. or humming

Fab Bollox Dont think you were talking about the same gig . It was at Glasgow SECC Scotland ?

I was going to post something a number of hours ago, but I forgot to actually post the message before I closed everything and left...can't remember what it was about.

other "home" songs I can think of:
Sevendust - Home (from the album "Home")
Tommy Emmanuel - When You Come Home
Andrew Ironside - Coming Home To You
Phil Collins - Take Me Home
Avril Lavigne - Nobody's Home
12 Stones - Home
The Beatles - She's Leaving Home
Hootie & The Blowfish - I'm Going Home
Pax217 - No Place Like Home
Switchfoot - Home

or how about this one? "If you don't come home soon I'm going to come down to the office and shove that computer so far up your plughole that instead of doing 1s and 2s in the toilet they'll be 1s and 0s" by Wife & The Kids

SteveeT - maybe I create a new Olympic event

one where you bend her over the bath, mash her face into the taps as you ding her about the head with a jerry can whilst you're doing her up the hoop....

and you can be marked for technical and artistic content...
sort of like gymnastics or iceskating but with much more blood, snot and sex..

wanna see??... lmao...

maybe I need to make this a cage diving event...

Ultimate Flange Diver......

we'll have to get you in for a cage match.. lol..

I think being a triathlete is better than being bi... lol...

MICHELLE > Yeah I agree with you ... Psycho Monkey is one of the tracks that makes me get wild and wicked .. and Crystal Planet get me high on music all the time ... no matter how many times I crank up the complete album ... I never am content ... I keep coming back for more and more.

One more track of Joe "Rubina's Blue Sky Happiness" is one track that make me so cool and composed ... I really dont know why Joe never plays this track in any of his gigs.

Song of the Day > RELEASE: THE TEA PARTY.

Nolan, we now know the importance of wearing clean shorts.....

Reminds me when the doc said we need the following samples: Blood, Urine, Stool and Semen....

Just take my tighty whiteys!!!

Good day all Zen you OK??

todays the last real day of school...this is awesome..cant wait...well ill talk to u all when i get home...have a nice day everyone..

I demand a concert from Joe in Belgium this year :)

marimariSRV/mikesb...to avoid confusion...you're covered for Frank Marino?

death cube k...I looked on the site for phrydom...and have yet to find him...which category...Up & Coming?

Clarky...this is where I'm on the bench....I'm more partial to jacuzzi's, candle light, soft music & wine....guess, I'm just a romantic...but it still like to shoot some hoops once in a while...whether permitting...lol

michelle

So . . . you took their lake

g'day guys in satchland

heres a new song for u

so long good bye not sure how to describe this song

Kenny Loggins and Jim Messina Reunite

During the first half of the 1970s, Loggins & Messina were a constant presence on FM radio. With hits such as "Your Mama Don't Dance," "House at Pooh Corner" and "Danny's Song," the duo epitomized Southern California's soft-rock sound and paved the way for future mellow hit makers from Richard Marx to Kenny Chesney.

Kenny Loggins and Jim Messina parted ways in 1976, and both forged solo careers — Loggins scored mega-hits such as "Whenever I Call You Friend" and "I'm Alright" (from the film "Caddyshack"), while Messina reunited with Poco, the seminal country-rock band he helped form in the late '60s.

Recently, Loggins & Messina have reunited for a forthcoming tour and a greatest hits album. Titled "Sittin' In Again" (after the duo's 1972 debut, "Sittin' In"), the new project has provided an opportunity for the pair to renew their artistic and personal relationships.

"In the long run it was the friendship that brought us back together," says Loggins. "The reunion coincided with a divorce that I'd been going through. Jimmy reached out to me as a friend and as someone who had been through a similar situation. The reunion is something to put my attention into that's more lighthearted than the solo record I know I'll eventually have to make."

Lightheartedness is front and center when the pair talks about their upcoming tour, which will feature their classic hits as well as some solo material.

"When we first started this project we were thinking we should do an album of new original material, but then we decided to grab the old arrangements and just have some fun," Messina says. "If we get inspired, we'll have plenty of time on the bus to write a new tune, but this is about us getting reacquainted and playing our music that we've created in the past."

After thirty years, little has changed musically for Loggins & Messina, but maturity has brought fresh attitude to the pair, who were barely out of their teens before becoming superstars.

"We were 21 when we started," recalls Loggins, "and there are hazards to ascending to stardom that quickly — it's got to effect your ego. By the end we were getting too enmeshed; we needed a break."

Different . . . ?

VFRrocker: Yo man, glad to see ya back and so happy that you guys had a nice vacation!.... I know what you mean about having to subject your children to the pressures of this world, lol, I wish I could slow time and enjoy those bonding moments in slow motion.... Stay kuul man, and yup, me too.... Await the DM dvd with baited breath, lol!!....

BTW, I ordered a bunch of stuff to keep me busy.... Petrucci's solo cd along with DT' new one (it better be good or else it's my last try, lol), BLS (lol, Bozzio, Levin, Stevens BLS), LTE2, and a Kotzen cd I dont have to keep me happy till the prime stuff comes out, lol....

/\/\/\R|<: Hope you get Chung just how you want it, and look forward to your release bro!.... BTW, I'll be voting for PhryDom after this....

Clarky: lmao Paul, I think no holds bar Flange Diving steel cage match to the death would be simply awesome!!.... rotflmao!!....

....Time to get wild and nekked with michelle while Psycho Monkey is playing, lol!
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