Maire
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to
trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced
of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a
warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by
past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are
un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all
conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan. Almost everyone knows where it is,
but no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a Dick.
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Mon Jul 11 '05 12:18:08 pm
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slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Zenfish:Sounds like a jellyfish,lol, great man, no probs with that, are camp fires a go with lil practice amps?& can we shower? or do we hit the local lake,lol
Clarky:Fags are a nightmare, i,ve no probs all month,then some jam sesh comes up with some blindin players, next thing i know, i,m locked in a jam smokin binds like a mad thing.There is a very strange harmony with that kind of vibe. I promise t only smoke 2 packs over the next 8 hour sesh,lol
Serious though, starting at the very bottom level of these new southern/northern chinese forms. My better half Tura is studying the North & me South both at different times. Idea is we can teach each other, well lets see,lol, i,d have been there tonight but have my parents here at 1am for a week , really looking forward to seeing them man, its been such a long time
VFRrocker:My next tune...strings are toast,lol
Cuth:Done,but i want a cool mill myself t tour bro,might be a double shooting if that kicks off,lol
Its a tough one t choose, neither side has much to offer i agree, its like music in some ways, if y do a silly dance preferably with great tits & ass & a silly "needle stuck, cant pull it off the groove for the life of me" bad mental health lyrics & tune, repeat it long enough on radio & MTV, people actually start to think its the real deal.
It must be good....its on radio & TV,Lmao
So y see, you & me although different in work are a lil alike, we both dont choose t suck ol nicks knob,all the while knowing if we did,we could be super rich, sick, loved & hated by a few....but do i hear the tide turning?
First you must learn how to smile as you kill, if you want to live like the folks on the hill..
SOTD:Working Class Hero-John Lennon
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Mon Jul 11 '05 12:27:37 pm
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Simon
Granada, Andalucia
Spain
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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Clarky, "SAS/SBS are busy... they've always been busy....you just don't hear about it.....if you did.. it'd sort of compromise thier work"
A good mate of mine has been doing Royal Engineers training alongside his degree course for the last few years. On one weekend exercise of blowing shit up he was supervised by a demolitions guy from the SBS who basically said "We're bored, we haven't done anything for a long, long time".
Master Yoda, I too was thinking about fair treatment of the terrorists. I was wondering if maybe they should be locked up in a heavy-duty concrete cell with no windows, then have heavy-explosive grenades, or a few satchell charges dropped through the roof? It would only be fair...
Maire, that was hilarious! thank for posting that, it realy made me laugh :-D
Whereabouts in Holland do you live? I was there just a week ago, staying near Amsterdam and visiting Groeningen. Both are beautiful cities, I had a great time.
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Mon Jul 11 '05 12:57:54 pm
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Maire
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962... I live about 30 minutes from Amsterdam in a tiny village called Spierdijk.... don't try to pronounce it... you will end up with a knot in your tongue :)
** edit spelling
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Mon Jul 11 '05 1:03:49 pm
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Ya Yo Gakk
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Dear Mike,
I'm sorry to have to tell you that, unfortunately, the Les Paul 90th Birthday Salute was not recorded (film nor audio).
Best regards,
Rob Hudson
Assistant Archivist
Carnegie Hall
881 Seventh Avenue
New York, NY 10019
(212) 903-9729
rhudson@carnegiehall.org
bummer.... then again, joe might have gotten sued by ibanez for using a les paul onstage....
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Mon Jul 11 '05 1:49:03 pm
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DmPro
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Hey Joe, I've Been Playing for three years now and i wish to become like you one day. I Just Wanna Know When You Started Playing Guitar What Was Yor Practice Schedual (How Long Did You Practice) and Are there any tips you can give me on How to further My Playing.
Thanks
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Mon Jul 11 '05 2:09:48 pm
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Suzie2000
Suzo
London,
England
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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Hi everyone, hope everyone's day is going ok. We still have no Gibson M3 guitar yet :(
It should be with us on Wednesday evening hopefully!
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Mon Jul 11 '05 2:13:26 pm
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Ausmatty
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hi joe
loved the australian gig
ive got heaps of photos from that night
Would you guys like them emailed to ya
its from the 16 3 05 gig sydney enmore show.
ps i have not stoped playing since the show heheheh
ps sorry about the flash
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Mon Jul 11 '05 2:56:08 pm
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Keniko....Greg's got me into modal stuff...more orthodox than I normally approach (my ear is my master, but that's why I seek a master of a different sort)...different & liberating....this is getting real interesting...be back with him in 2 weeks...glad your Dad's Birthday party went off well.....
michelle...yes...I went through the same wait...he ships it just about the day you say "where the fck is it"...lol
Ya Yo...did you have any idea Joe would be there?
Joe Satriani...nice job on the interview....sounds like you had fun!
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marimariSRV
mari satch samurai
Boston, MA
usa
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Mowlie_2000: Steven Wilde said the same thing! He said his somg was accepted and he was very pissed off that itt was not on the CD!! I have NO answers for him!!.....
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Mon Jul 11 '05 3:23:51 pm
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marimariSRV
mari satch samurai
Boston, MA
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Zenfish: BBM 1889 wants to know what strings/ setup SRV had...I said you were the one to talk to.......
sorry Zen....i saw you posted your info. I musta missed it
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Mon Jul 11 '05 3:23:53 pm
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marimariSRV
mari satch samurai
Boston, MA
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OK Satchland.......
The Question of the YEAR is?! : Why didn't anyone mention the Les Paul 90th Birthday Celebration before it happened?!!
I really want to know the answer to that one....... I'm very sorry that I missed this one...I was off the next and I'm still pissed that I didn't even know....
Mari
edit: I met 2 more people (at EJ show in NY) that went to the Party and it just burns me up.....oh well can't change it. I always wanted to go to Carnegie Hall. :-(
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Mon Jul 11 '05 3:42:21 pm
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estrela
MARCIA BARBOSA
São Paulo, SÃO PAULO
BRAZIL
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SteveeT : Hi dear! I received the song you send. Your new song is soooo beautiful, so full of positive energy and good vibes! I loved it ! You are getting better and better ! This song is peacefull, calm, it transports us to a better place, brings wings to our imagination! Thanks for sharing ! Please check your email and don't think i'm crazy, i'm just a dreamer ! Congrats on the new song !
Dear Son: hope you can solve the problems soon! please send me some news in my email.
MariMari: Thanks for the nice msgs ! Thanks for sharing!
Music4me5150: Hey dear! how are you?
Keniko: Hi amigo, hope everything is fine!
I have to go now ! Hugs to everybody!
JOE : YOU ARE THE GREATEST GUITARIST IN THE WORLD!
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big bad moon 1889
nick frega
mahopac, ny
united states
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mari- i posted the other day but you probably didnt see it, heres what it said......i think i was right on the other side of you right next to the speaker and infront if the bass player i think his name is chris? and behind those 2 drunks that wouldent stop talking the entire show. you probably didnt even think it was me overthere since i am only 16.
-nick-
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Mon Jul 11 '05 4:06:27 pm
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gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
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hello satchland and satch peolpe how are we all on this beautiful monday afternoon?
I am good, I got to hear my dads friend play the guitar all weekend, It was soooo incredible he is so good. He can play every Satch song! He only played Satch Boogie though. But he played a bunch of other stuff! (from other bands and stuff he made up)
Joe: How was your weekend? I hope that it was very good.
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Mon Jul 11 '05 4:33:05 pm
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Master Yoda
Neil Morgan
York, North Yorkshire
England
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Anybody ever listened to the Esbjorn Svensson Trio? Just started getting into them. Awesome stuff. Nice and chilled out...
NM
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Mon Jul 11 '05 4:44:28 pm
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DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips
King Of Monsters
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I finished another character for my 3D portfolio...its a mechanical frog-warrior, all chromed out in green chrome and red-chrome eyes.
Linkage
My next project for my portfolio is going to be a horror music video for Buckethead's "Stick Pit"...the general narrative is a dentist who inflicts serious pain on his patients (well nothing out of the ordinary there then, eh?)...its going to be a paper-flash cartoon which entails me drawing out every character, prop and set on paper, scanning it in and animating it in flash. Definitely going to take the piss to do but it will be one more thing to put in my portfolio of animation orientated things.
It's pretty early days yet but I wanna' make a music vid for Joe's "A Train Of Angels" in 3D...which wil be quite a task but I may do it in my final year of Uni where we get the freedom to do what we want with what we've learnt.
The concept is in my head and with persistance I'm hoping it will be of good enough quality to land me a job at 'Rare' a game company recently purchased by Microsoft. They made "Golden Eye" on the N64 and the recently released onto xbox "Conker's Bad Fur Day" (renamed "Conker Live and Uncut").
Who knows, lets see how it all goes. The video for "Stick Pit" will take ages but when its done I intend to send it to Buckethead on a disc to get his opinion...it's going to be quite graphic and disturbing, not one for the young' ens.
Take care y'all
Delfino
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gabolux
Gabriel Thurnher
Innsbruck, Tirol
Austria
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is there a possibility to get the ibanez promotion poster from flying in a blue dream, because i have been searching for it almost everywhere, but i couldn't find it.
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