This is creepy!

Think of a letter between A and W.

Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.

Keep going . . . Don't stop . .

Think of an animal that begins with that letter.

Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.

Think of either a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in the animals name

Almost there

Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand you are not using to scroll down.

Take the hand you counted with and hold it out in front of you at face level

Look at you palm very closely and notice the lines in your hand

Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the persons name?

Of course not.

Now smack yourself in the head, get a life, and quit playing stupid e-mail games!

Shredinator, "Bloom" is a cracking album......I dunno about itunes, I'd just buy the CD, it's well worth it. I got a Bloom tour shirt too, which is very nice indeed.

The album is a beautifully, tastefully crafted masterpiece. My absolute favourite track on it is "Columbia", which is dedicated to the crew of the space shuttle of the same name. The melody and tones and tear-jerking key-changes are the sort that only EJ can craft, nobody else comes close. The great variety of stuff on the album will make you smile, it's definitely interesting to listen to.

You could probably lift some cool textures for the text on the head (as in the words and numbers printed by all the controls) from the marshall website, or carvin or laney or whatever!

cuthbert1776: Thank you. I'm a Radiation Therapist. I treat cancer patients. I'm also a Radiologic Technologist ( X-Ray Tech.) I took 2 sets of boards. Maybe that's why I get so upset when cancer claims another life........... :-(

Keniko: Always willing to help out my talented friends! Glad you went to Greg Koch's seminar. I had to miss it this past fall I think but since I didn't start playing yet it's for the better. I'll email you shortly with all the details. ;)

SteveeT: Thanks Stevee. I hope all's well with you. :o)

Cheese: Traci, damn you must be in great shape! Rock on sister!! ;)

Mikesb: Yes, not sure why though. I was very upset when Christopher Reeves passed also, just didn't talk about it. They seemed to do what they were born or destined to do and maybe I'm doubting if I'm living my life to it's full potential......I think maybe that's what makes music so spiritual for me. The People I admire most like Joe, Steve Vai, FM, SRV and Jimi (many others too) are/were living life true to their soul. That is something I hope to aspire to. I don't always believe in myself, I need to work on that and just be the BEST that I can be!! Whether or not I become a great photographer I will keep striving to take awesome photos....... Yes, i am game for both FM shows!! How bout you? are they definite? Oh crap!... I'm going to be in the UK and Holland in October14-29th......what'r the dates Mike? I don't want to miss it!!

mick87: hey Mick!! how's yah been?! Wonderful to hear from you....i'm not doin too bad me self. lol ;)

Michelle: How was ZZ Top? Hope it was kick ass!!!

Delphino: Tried to watch the coyote thingie but it wouldn't play.....bummer.

Al wat IS with u & nurse(/maid) uniforms??

Morning Peeps,

How are we all.....? Dose anybody have any news on the G3 DVD? in japan?, Got my Vai tickets the other day, It's a bit off yet but am getting a little excited....

Hey Joe. Hope all is well,

Stay Safe, Dave Wren,

Hi all

question for you all Satch Fan..

I have just bought a Korg AX1500G - playing through a Marshall 40W and EMG-81 bridge. what is the setting to get Satch sound (surfing with aliens/time)

thx

hi, joe !!! i'm from indonesia..

i've got my guitar skill mostly from hearing your song's.. and it's just great !! u bring a beautiful atmosphere to u'r listeners..

when will u get concert in indonesia ?? there's sO mAnY huge fan of u all around my country like me who want 2 see u'r performance !!

HI JOE, MY NAME IS ARIEN ENGELMANN AND I THINK YOUR MUSIC IS AWESOME I BOUGHT A JS2000 AND IT IS AWESOME THE SOUNDS THAT HAS, I THINK YOUR THE BEST GUITARS I EVER HEARD, I BEEN LEARNING THE GUITAR FOR ABOUT 7 YEARS, I STARTED PLAYING MORE WHEN MY DAD DIED IN AUGST 17TH 2004 AND I WANTED TO MAKE HIM PROUD, HE PLAYED IN A BAND CALLED COUNT ZERO AND MY UNCLE WAS IN THERE TO HE PLAYED IN SOME BIG BAND, AND AT THE FUNARAL MY UNCLE TOUGHT ME A SONG THAT MY DAD WROTE AND WE PLAYED IT AT THE FUNARAL IT WAS CALLED JUMP SHOUT, BUT I BEEN PLAYING A LOT SINCE THEN, MY FAVORITE SONG OF YOURS IS ALWAYS WITH ME, ALWAYS WITH YOU THAT'S A GOOD SONG, SO HOW'S THINGS GOING FOR YOU JOE HAVE YOU BEEN BUSSY WRITEING MORE SONGS, OK BRO ILL TALK TO YOU LATER, O IF YOU WONT TO CHECK OUT MY FRIENDS BAND SCOTT THERE BANDS CALLED SWEETY MY FRIEND SCOTT GIVES ME GUITAR LESSON'S I NEW HIM LIKE 9 YEARS, IM LIKE GIVEING ALL MY COUSINS AND FRIENDS THIS LOL THERE COOL TO LISTING TO SO IF YOU LIKE HERE'S THE WEBSITE WWW.MYSPACE.COM/SWETTY OR SWEETYBAND@COMCAST.NET KEEP ROCKING BRO GOD BLESS.

FROM ARIEN ENGELMANN

hello Joe Satriani,....my name is Martin.....im from slovenia im you fan.....i wanna meet you,,,....if you have some time please Joe write to my email.....high.voltage@email.si i will forever listen to you Joe....

and come to slovenia!!!!

HI JOE HOW ARE YOU I LOVE YOUR MUSIC MAN IT'S AWESOME MY FAVORITE SONGS IS ALWAYS WITH ME, ALWAYS WITH YOU I BEEN LEARNING THAT ON GUITAR O I BOUGHT YOUR JS2000 IT'S AWESOME IT HAS SO MUCH EFFECTS ON IT I LOVE IT, SO HOW'S THE TOURNING GOING MAN I KNOW THAT CAN BE CRAZY? WHEN ARE YOU MAKEING ANOTHER CD? O I WAS WOUNDERING IF YOU STILL DO GUITAR LESSONS? I BEEN PLAYING FOR ABOUT 7 YEARS NOW AND GETTING BETTER BUT I STILL LOVE TO LEARN I THINK IT'S A LONG PROSSES BUT I LOVE IT, WELL I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD TOURNING DAYS AND TAKE IT EASY MAN GOD BLESS.

DCK looks like I get to meet Martone in person in Toronto on August 21 or 22nd. He will be here on vacation with his fiancee,,,,,,,,,