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bahduh
mark alistair
shillong, meghalaya
india
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austin........hi bro...welcome back....been a long time.......so hows life....why didnt yu answer or reply to my mails..????cmon man,,we need yu back,,,,welcome home...!!!!!

marimari,,,,thanks a zilion for the info on steven,,,,the next time yu call him,,,,please tell him i always wish him well and even though we cannot talk over the phone,,,i remember him in my prayers..always......he is sorely missed and i wish him well.....please convey my love,,best wishes and regards to him.....thank yu for the information and may god bless yu always.....

atn,,,hi,,,,

suzie,,,,i am doing just fine,,thanks for asking,,what about yu????

michelle....no problem..hope yu had a blast....birthday caps and all......lol.....

everyone else...hi and have a nice day....

artanis..bigbunny,,alexandre,,captain steve,,,,,,,,zenny...tracie,,lucysorets.......

hi guys,,hope yu have a nice day...

see yu all tomorrow....

i am kinda too busy and thus the abnormal absence from the forum nowadays....

joe,,please visit the forum,,its been months sine yu were last here..we would love to see yu post....

jon(webmaster)...yu too man....hows life???

bye,,,

Mon Aug 22 '05 3:36:53 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Do The Stu

HE LIVES - HE LIVES

Mon Aug 22 '05 5:41:44 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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AC/DC NEWS


AC/DC is celebrating the 25th anniversary of 1980's Back In Black by giving online shoppers a free DVD with videos from the album, as well as a price break. A link on acdcrocks.com takes you to a shopping site, where you can get 10% off any purchase, as well as the free DVD if you order two or more AC/DC titles. The DVD includes the well-known videos for the songs "Hells Bells," "Back In Black," "What Do You Do For Money Honey," and "Rock And Roll Ain't Noise Pollution," as well as an unreleased clip of "You Shook Me All Night Long."

Singer Brian Johnson told The Zone that he's never enjoyed making any of AC/DC's videos: "We were always crap at videos, man! If you look at my mouth, I'm just terrible! I'm a live singer -- I just hated the very fact that I had to pretend I was singing. It's awful. I hate it. But you gotta do it, you know?"

AC/DC is working on a new studio album that could possibly come out this year, and they're also planning a tour, but no further information has been announced.

Mon Aug 22 '05 5:42:12 am Set this message as last read

danny k
Dan Kokol
Bradford, Ontario
Canada
Plays: Guitar (33 years)
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Mikesb - I'll be looking for ya in the crowd :o) & it's a 45 min solo spot ;o)
Mon Aug 22 '05 6:34:56 am Set this message as last read

PhryDom
Dave
Atlanta, GA
USA
Plays: Guitar (45 years)
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962 sorry mate, that was me being v tired after just getting home from work, the ditto was to delfino lol!
Mon Aug 22 '05 7:05:19 am Set this message as last read

DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips
King Of Monsters
Plays: Doctors & Nurses (
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I too am forgetful....so you'll have to remind me what the ditto was to lol.

Delfino
Mon Aug 22 '05 7:24:59 am Set this message as last read

Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Good Morning Satchland ! ! ! !

Mari...... Thanks for the update on Steven. That's really good news. It brought on a smile. I'm happy he's jammin' again. Speakin' of which. I'm getting ready for yet another phase in the audition process. It's so hard to find the right chemistry. They're out there...I just gotta find em.

I haven't heard from Indigenous or Joe Bonamassa yet. I didn't expect much there. These bands are so busy when they're touring. There's no time for anything and I understand. But it's still disappointing. Many thanks for passing along my DVD. Keep in touch.

Michelle......(In a Neil Young voice) "Almost cut my hair."....maybe a larger helmet could've helped.....lol....Well at least you got the pics.

Take Care Everyone ! ! ! !

Mon Aug 22 '05 7:25:29 am Set this message as last read

7modes

Plays: Guitar (20 years)
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Hello everyone... (Test post)
Mon Aug 22 '05 7:29:46 am Set this message as last read

7modes

Plays: Guitar (20 years)
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I have a question for you man... What got you inspired to the point that you chose rockin’ as your career? I mean, there must have been many dilemmas, including the fact that all of your tapes were rejected at first. I want to know what did it for you. I’ve only been playing for a few months over a year, but I love it. I’m 17 now, and I’m about to be choosing between Caltech and Berklee. Though I have the will of iron, and I practice whenever I can, but that’s only half of what it takes. I’m pretty sure I don’t have the kind of talent you do. Everyone around me asks me how will I support a family if I choose Berklee, and play music with the rest of my life – I’m left with no answer, except for that what ever happens, if I don’t take this path, I’ll be asking the what if question for the rest of my life. So I want to hear some input from someone who might have more answers (or at least good advice) than I do. Hit me back.

Thank you for your time, Teera

PS. You should come tour in Thailand sometime (Chiang Mai province) I've been dying to see you live, but you haven't givin me a single oppertunity!

Mon Aug 22 '05 7:45:18 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Social Tips for Rednecks (and just plain good advice) In General...


1. Never take a beer to an interview.

2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting them.

3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.

4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.

5. Even if you're certain that you're included in the will, it's rude to drive a U-haul to the funeral..


Dining Out

1. When decanting the wine from the box, make sure you tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so as not to 'bruise' the fruit of the wine.

2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your hands.


Entertaining in your home

1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.

2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his manners are.


Personal Hygiene

1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this job should be done in private using one's own truck keys.

2 Even if you live alone, deodorant is not a waste of money.

3. Use of proper toiletries can only delay bathing for a few days.

4. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to distract from a woman's jewelry, and alter the taste of finger foods.


Dating (outside the family)

1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.

2. Be assertive, Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you ever since I read that stuff on the bathroom walls two years ago."

3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM . Others might say "Monday," If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.


Theater Etiquette

1.. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately after the movie has ended.

2. Refrain from talking to the characters on the screen.. Tests have proven that they can't hear you.


Weddings

1. Livestock, usually is a poor choice for a wedding gift.

2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds might get you shot.

3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance.

4 Though uncomfortable, say 'yes' to socks and shoes for this special occasion.


Driving Etiquette

1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.

2. When approaching a four way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires does not always have the right of way.

3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.

4. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer too.

5. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral prosession.

Mon Aug 22 '05 8:01:03 am Set this message as last read

james20
El khattabi oussama
casablanca,
moroco
Plays: Guitar (20 years)
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Hi JOe... AS you know here in morocco we prey for a concert .. we love your music and we hope that someday you come and make a tour... Love to u man you r the best :)
Mon Aug 22 '05 8:01:20 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Bear Jokes

A bear walks into a bar and says "I want a bourbon and... a coke." The bartender asks "what's with the huge pause?" The bear shrugs and says "I've had them all my life."


A group of Czechoslovakian tourists were camping in Yellowstone National Park. While the others set up tents, a few went to gather firewood. There were plenty of fallen branches, and they soon found their arms full. As they were heading back to the campsite, a large bear jumped out at them. It swallowed one of the men whole and ran off.

Distraught, his friends found a park ranger and told him what happened. The ranger agreed to help find their friend. After a short search, they found two bears sleeping close to the campsite. The ranger asked the men which one attacked their friend. Unfortunately, they didn't know.

The ranger studied the bears. After a moment, he pointed at the male bear. "That's the one that ate your friend." Then, he pulled out a knife and cut the bear open. Of course, the missing tourist wasn't inside.

The moral of the story: Don't believe anyone who says the Czech is in the male.

Mon Aug 22 '05 8:06:08 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Computer Jokes


-- Backups are usually good, unless there is a sewer involved.

-- If word processing a presentation about guns, be sure to know how to use bullets.

-- Some computer equipment got shot. It was a graphic display.

-- Will this computer last five years? Obsoletely!

Mon Aug 22 '05 8:08:09 am Set this message as last read

962
Simon
Granada, Andalucia
Spain
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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Delfino, haha, you crack me up dude!

PhyDom, this so wasn't worth it! hehe

Mon Aug 22 '05 8:18:59 am Set this message as last read

McDave

Cook, MN

Plays: Guitar (40 years)
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Hey Austin.....welcome back ! Being busy is a good thing, it keeps you out of trouble ;) Don't be a stranger dude !
Mon Aug 22 '05 8:38:34 am Set this message as last read

PhryDom
Dave
Atlanta, GA
USA
Plays: Guitar (45 years)
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i said the same thing to you that you said to me, hence the ditto.. :-P rack that brain! :-P
Mon Aug 22 '05 8:50:22 am Set this message as last read

DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips
King Of Monsters
Plays: Doctors & Nurses (
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New track

It's called "360"

Phrydom

I'll never remember lol...I can't even remember my name sometimes...damn my internet personas taking over lol...

Delfino
Mon Aug 22 '05 9:33:26 am Set this message as last read

JS_JS
Jacob Stewart
Washington
U S
Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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man, I haven't posted in a long time, I guess I really haven't had much to say. I've been busy too with work and stuff. has anyone done or been up to anything interesting lately? I havne't really.
Mon Aug 22 '05 9:42:22 am Set this message as last read

PhryDom
Dave
Atlanta, GA
USA
Plays: Guitar (45 years)
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you said something like "you, my good sir, have mail"
Mon Aug 22 '05 9:44:26 am Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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Delfino....nice groove, ambient backing + tastey guitar + piano= very nicely done in my book...cheers!
Mon Aug 22 '05 10:23:34 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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This is a goodone man ,a few yrs ago the cops stop by asking me why one of my babes dresses like she does and her life pattern man well he,s going most wouldnt do that and you see each other here here and here then nothing then you two are havung sex someplace and she litterally dreses so wolf2 can check it out what is it is she recognized that way by your biker friend if you have them , there going on about her tits being able to see her whole nipple wondering why shes all tits and why she makes like kissing symbols to me when shes sdriving by and oh man it was crazy man,so anyways man they go see her ask her if she thinks im a biker and if shesrecognized by the bikers and why she dreses like that and why she does the things she does and she,s married man so she sais no bikers i just hope he still or likes me even more when i were that so anyways they by it she sais orgasm man lots real gism he,s mine hopefully forever now leave and that was the end of it but yeah donny knows what she weres man crazy hey man later wolf2
Mon Aug 22 '05 10:25:03 am Set this message as last read

Clarky
Paul Clark
plays the organ, going blind
www.paul-clark.com
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ocps - nice one... glad you got to the bottom of the mains-hum grief...
can be very frustrating figuring that shit out....
especially when you find out it's something crap like a fridge in the kitchen filling up the earth conductor with junk....


Slansh - "They even make a special unacceptable edition pedal for you man,the Agonizer!!! y have t complain though,theres no Jerry can knob,lmao "

roflmfao......

so what would the 'depth' control do... lmao.....


mari - hmmmm ... growing a new one.....

if that starts to happen I'll let you know....

so far it's a lot like my guitar pick...

a 2.0mm stubby... lmao..


1939 - never in the field of human conflict
have so many died due to so few...


Edited Mon Aug 22 '05 10:40 am
Mon Aug 22 '05 10:38:43 am Set this message as last read

DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips
King Of Monsters
Plays: Doctors & Nurses (
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Stevee T

Glad you liked it :-)

Phrydom
Ooooooooooooooooo...I getcha' now...thanks i can now sleep at night.

Delfino
Mon Aug 22 '05 11:16:53 am Set this message as last read

castle49

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Our friends talked us into seeing the Rolling Stones. Anyone else going? If you see them before 11/04 post a review.
Mon Aug 22 '05 11:58:23 am Set this message as last read

Kris Richards
Kris Richards
Bridgewater, Nova Scotia
Canada
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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Does anyone know when the JSX cab. will be avilable to be purchased?
Mon Aug 22 '05 12:02:48 pm Set this message as last read
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