hello everybody,,been a long time since i last posted...about a week perhaps.... a fucking trojan horse invaded my computer..actually some idiot who does not know much about comp virus used my machine when i was not at work and downloaded some bitchy pics.....however all is well that ends well.....

lucysorets...promise to reply to yur mails b4 u leave 4 yur vacation...might mail yu after this message is done...have a nice time...

steven...brother,,,wherever u are,,whatever yu do????i hope the lord is with yu and yu are ok..please mail me....god bless and take care..

artanis....captain steve...........what do i say.........the poms really whacked soem auzie asses last night(IST)...run rate of about 6 an over,,even australia would do very well and be very proud if they can match that......australia sans the pigeon is really not much of an attack,,take warnie out and yu have a non existent attack...i shudder to think what would happen after these two retires....how about this shaun tait guy....how is he,,is he fast......cameron white....any new and upcoming bowler in the vicinity.....australia needs 3/4 to be in top shape when the two greats retire.....anyway my take is still on australia..........gilly and punter along with hayden will fire in this test.....mark my words.....happy watching.....me too!!!!!!!!end result..no matter how well england plays??????????australia will win coz they have too many extra resources.........lol.

alexandre..good to see yu post....

zenny...hi..

tracie.....hi there,,,hows work??busy as usual?????bet not!!!!!take care and regards to chris.....

suzie2000....has school re opened>?????is the much needed break over yet?????have fun while it lasts..i know what it feels like to be a teacher coz my mom and two of my sisters are teachers....such a painful work and that too for a very meagre salary...in our state teachers do not even get pensions..do yu believe it??????bye.

everyone...hi..

bigbunny...hello.....hows life?????

cuthbert,,,aussiergerman.......jazzy,my long lost friend....hi......

joe uses loads of chords!!!!!!! and modes, Look into making riffs out fo modes... i like sus4 chords and add9, But hey thats me :D


on an other note, i was reading starsign information, joe, jimi hendrix (well kurt cobaine too) and Me share the same moon and starsign! :D

check out this link it describes me to a tee its really kinda scary... so if u wana find out some info about me take a look...

Dear Mr. Satriani,

i am not going to lie to you, i am not not a big fan of you, i barely know you but my fiancee is huge fan of you.

We are getting married on 27th August and i can't help myself inviting you to our wedding party which will be in Cesme, Turkey.

It is going to be a small party just for our friends, we will be more than happy to see you as our guest.

i know it is impossible for you to arrange that but i wouldn't sleep well ,if i did not invite you.

here's a scanned image of the drawing......sooooooooo much better, still not the original, but looks better. its sharper & details r visible :D

cheese, 10 days. lol! Keep up girlie!

svk, you ARE genius! Nice picture.

al, knowing you in any way is kinds scary! lol! And by the way...you're not my brother, brother al. lol! I'll let you get no closer than second cousin on my dad's side.

shredinator, I met Joe for the first time behind the Electric Factory in Philly after the G3 show with Kenny Wayne :) EOC was the first picture I had taken with Joe - thanks to my pal Marry Golly.

Alexandre, so glad you had a great time with Julie. Yes, America IS a big place. lol! Happy you enjoyed it. Can't wait to see the photos. Hugs to you!

al, swallow your food before you talk. It's good manners.

shredinator, Joe and the Bissonette brothers are riding the same wave. Maybe that's why they gel so well :)

angal, Joe is in San Francisco. Over the river and far away...

For my bat friends - I stopped at a discount store this afternoon. There was a big coffee table book on bats, so I picked it up to take a look. I wanted to see what other ppl deal with around the world. I'm never moving to South America or Australia (also because of the Huntsman spider - ewww). Let me just take a moment and thank Jesus, Joseph, and Marylou that we have "cute" little brown bats. Some of those bats have these things on their face...these gross flaps and folds and horns and lumps and...teeth! GAH!! I'm scarred for life. The only bat I saw that wasn't messed up in the grill was the black & brown fox bats in Australia...but they looked HUGE, and they had their wings all wrapped around them like little raincoats...

Did you know there were frog eating bats???

I want my mommy....

Hey Satchland !

Song of the Day : "Nadia" .....Jeff Beck

Joe...what a cover that would have been for you...too bad Jeff got to it before you...lol !

Delfino Pie...have you had a chance to try them all?

chelle... When I posted my countdown, it was last night and it WAS 11 days then....now it's 10......silly woman!! Gonna do anything special? Yer hubby might like to see ya in that bat suit.....lmao!!! Yer so cute....

Delfino, another life saved (maybe) by a dust pan. God Bless mother's everywhere!! lol!

Chee, I know that you know. lol! Just bustin' yer buttons :) My batsuit consists of an extra layer of clothes, my fastest running shoes, and a bucket on my head. With that suit, I carry a hockey stick with a ball net on the end of it. I'm thinking that if my husband wanted to see me in something, this would not be his choice outfit. LMAO!!!

CD of the day - NINE INCH NAILS - WITH TEETH *tiny little bat teeth...*

SteveeT - Yea publicity going well - mainly thanks to Mr Mikesb - Thanks a million Mike!! I even saw your posting on another guitarists website from you.

CAPTAIN - If you are in the UK, just paypal 10 quid to eme@freenet.co.uk and let me know your address - that way it will save you international shipping. It is both on cdbaby and guitar9 now. I am looking for a good distributor at the moment.

Anyway - dont want to talk about the album every time I'm here - just that you ask.

Hope everyone is doing good. I am well, enjoying life in the City these days and the sunshine. Lots of festivals here and concerts all the time. Think I'll head to the zoo next weekend - I have needed to relax for a while and glad I finally can somewhat. Its been a while since I saw Joe S play. I missed the past 2 concerts for one reason or another. I'm feeling the need for that again though. SteeveeT etc - let me know if u ever want to catch up in the City or see any bands etc. I'm usually up for most things.

Mari, Maire, VFR, Mickey D - Hope you are doing well. I haven't talked to roy in a couple of weeks. Hope the cement sacks are a little lighter for him. Bless his proud mother - she ordered 6 CDs from cdbaby and paid international shipping!! I wish she had told me. I have a stash not 20 miles from her place! Proud mommy.

Ah well, winding down b4 getting out of work. Talk to you all soon. have a great weekend everyone. I still read all the posts.

Ronnie, I posted links to Roy's site on THREE guitar player websites:

Andy Timmons

Frank Marino

Joe Bonamassa