Rejected Star Wars Marketing Tie-ins

5> Tampex Tampons, now with starfighter X-wings and lightsabre applicator

4> Volkswagon's "Return of the Jetta"

3> "Ewok on a Stick" toilet brushes

2> Darth Vibrader

and the Number 1 Rejected Star Wars Marketing Tie-in...

i know it seems quite impossible, but i have to realize this dream. meet joe satriani and i realy would like that he could be my teacher. i play some of his songs, like chords of life, mind storm, the extremist(not so well), starry night, always with me always with you, almost all of the songs from the last album, because last album it's quite fantastic. although i play this songs quite well i'm nothing compared to joe, i'm a little sand in the desert. but i have a dream, that his to be like joe satriani, and if possible have some lessons with him. i will be good satriani, but with my own satch style. i don't think that if we play or copy the other players ideas will never get to somewhere, we just have to find our style and fell happy with our own style.

This is Me.. Please joe teach me how to play guitar better and better I'm from Portugal, it's kind of far away from joe's home but everybody got his right to dream, i my dream is to be has good has joe.

Good Morning Satchland.....

Zinc......I like those alot. I agree Barbie is #1.

Netcode..... Welcome to the site. You're right. Everyone has a right to dream. Keep reachin' and good luck to you.

Joe..... Talk to us..... How's the CD commin'? Are you planning another meet and greet? That would be great. Take care. Hugs to Rubina ,ZZ, band and crew.

thanks....

there's another thing that i can get but i will have to work for it for a year. i want an Ibanez Js guitar. lol

i have a Ibanez S620XSGK it cost me 1500 €uros its something like 1,825.58 American Dollars. I Have a Marshall TSL100 Head Amp and the marshall 1960A speaker. i also have the multi effect processor from korg ax1500g and the new ax3000g.

in order to get all this i has working during the day and studing at night for about 3 years.

another question, can anyone tell me how to create the joe satriani effect in korg toneworks ax3000g. its for the music chords of life.

thanks for all i'm sorry for my ugly stupid bad english.

VFRrocker- congrats on the baby! :)

has Joe left the planet? havent heard from him since waiting at the airport from some where, during last tour, maybe he's still at the airport... lol , sorry joe, just that its almost 3am aussie time I got so much crap running thru my head at the moment.. I need a girl friend, more money, a job would be nice got a mazda 2 neo hatch (nicknamed the Roadrunner , from the cartoons) the way mazda did the stereo is cruel, i cant do any thing to it, im typing with out my glasses, and cant beat a race in midnight club 3 on the ps2, ps ive pre orded my psp which were getting down under in a couple weeks. man i wish thed make indistructable strings so they dont break during a solo or recording, was with a friend today listening to my old bands cd our bass player died from luekemia (spellchecker and glasses needed here) any way it was interesting to listen back to old stuff, and memories, man 4 years has gone quick, man ive had too much to drink tonite

Another Satch / JSX amp question...

Does anyone know if Joe uses or has ever used a power attenuator for his JSX heads? (ie: Power Brake, Hot Plate, etc)

Thanks!

Delfino, nicely done bro, nicely done. A and two C's is a nice bundle of points, and all that matters is that you've got what you needed to get on the course you want to do! Speaking of which, did you make a decision yet?

I personally think you should make the transfer to film work, cause CGI is what you really want to do, more than game-design, right?

I've just been helpfully informed by amazon that I can now preorder my X-Box 360 for 210 pounds! bastards.....I know I shouldn't, but I can't resist!

Hey OCPS470, thanks for the reply.

Do you know for a fact Joe doesn't have an attenuator? Are the gear "reports" here that accurate? His "real" amps are off-stage and I can see where this device might be overlooked if someone asked him what "pedals" or effects he uses...

BTW, Cranking the master up to 10 and then lowering the channel volume knobs will not create the same effect because you still aren't driving the power output tubes to maximum effect (true power tube overdrive). Don't get me wrong, everyone raves about the low-volume tone, and I'm sure it rocks, but this is tone created from the pre-amp tube stage. Still can be good, but is a different overdrive.

Have you tried the Hot Plate out with your JSX? Compared it to your current settings? I'm going to be picking up a JSX head very soon and was thinking of getting a Hot Plate to play with true power tube overdrive.

Thanks again!