hey ppl this is my 1st post the site, how u ppl doin, i'm frm england, does any1 have any info on wen if eva joe's gona head to my side of the pond, us english fans are feelin a little left out,

shredderice9...welcome to the site!

Zinc, you're welcome! Maybe, if you contact the B.R. Cohn Winery they'll point you in the right direction for info about the entire show.

Joe,

I have been listening and playing your music for years. It is awesome! I only got to see you once in concert in a club in Virginia Beach Virginia a long time ago. I knew you tried to come back and play at the Verizon Ampitheater but had some problems and couldn't play because of the city. I am in the U.S. NAVY and was out to sea at that time (with Jeff's brother on the USS EISENHOWER CVN-69). I was wondering if you are ever going to make your way back here to VA so I can catch your solo act or G3. Always look forward to hearing your new stuff and your guitar wisdom. Take care and stay safe.

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Green Day Gets 'Best Band on Planet' Award

LONDON - Green Day was named the best band on the planet and best live act at the Kerrang! music awards.

Green Day — which has had several notable singles, including "When I Come Around" and "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" — took top honors at the annual event, held Thursday at The Brewery in east London.

Marilyn Manson took home the annual Icon Award for "a notoriety that has spread all over the globe."

Iron Maiden was inducted into the Kerrang! Hall of Fame, while Killing Joke received the lifetime achievement award.

cuthbert1776

That is a loaded question (star plaza theater).

But - anyway.

Not a bad place overall. It is right at the intersection of I65 and US 30 - it is connected to a Radisson Hotel.

Actually, if I walk out of the front door of where I am currently, and look far to my left, I can see the Star Plaza and the Twin Towers (nice gold shiny office buildings).

They are the only "big" concert venue in the NWI. Otherwise you have to go to Chicago or the suburbs around Chicago.

Ground floor seating is pretty decent at the Star. If you are upstairs, the seats are good, but be careful on the stairs - they are partially lighted and people have fallen and gotten hurt. At a Megadeth concert a few years back (I think it was Megadeth), someone was drunk and fell over the raililng onto the people below (watch out below - plop - and of couse the person who fell overboard, sued the Star Plaza, claiming they over served him).

Who are you going to see?

Coming soon - or just left, has been ZZTop, Ted Nuggent, Styx, Queensryche, Clay Aiken, Dragon Tales (kids) and Sesame Street (kids).

They get all sorts of acts.

Stevee T, thanks for the link!! Very cool!

Dakook, always good to see ya in the chat and on the board...what's the new design on your 1000 gonna be like?

Austin, DANG I've missed seeing you 'round the board! Welcome back again! :) I have the Bloom cd as well...love the whole thing..EJ is very smooth. Bloom and Venus Isle are my favorites of his collection...I now have all of his cd's..one of these days we WILL see EJ in concert! Btw, I also now have DT's Octavarium and John Petrucci's solo cd, both are Fabulous!! I have Train of Thought coming....any thoughts on any of those? And I think the job you're in...PERFECT for you till your journalism career takes off....who better to be in charge of a whole music section and educate the world than you? Try not to spend your entire paycheck there though, lol!!

TheWheelMan, hiya!!! Umm, I've been in the chat each night, where've you been? LOL!! Timing is everything my son.... :)

michelle, IT'S ALMOST SATURDAY!!! Yeeehaaaw girl!!! You with Gigantour, me with my second rafting trip!! Life just doesn't get any better than that!!! YEAH!! :) Just don't crack my helmet with all yer head-bangin...I have the feeling I'm gonna need it again some day...lol!!

Zinc, if you do find out how to get the whole concert, will you share with us? I have a tape of the "In Wine Country" coming, which of course only shows moments of the concert, so would love to get the whole thing.....

Gee, brotheral and music madness live in Dublin....I smell trouble comin.......lol!

cuthbert1776

MikeSB / SteeveT - guys.. I'm doing the absolute best I can....

I've no idea how long it'll take....

I'm convinsed now that The Rape is done....
I have one final experiment to do on it....
if it works I keep it, if not, then The Rape is done..

so pending this experiment 1 down 6 to go....

hhmmmm can I do them all at once to that I can die of it?

I get loads of junk e-mail saying all sorts of shit like

"make your penis longer and think..."...

"longer lasting erections"

blah blah..... bullshit... bollox....

I wish my with would stop sending mails to me like that....

it's starting to piss me off...

Good Afternoon Satchland How are you guys?

Just thought I'd share these with you guys. I thought these were funny. What do you think?

INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT:

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth

$49.00.

With Enron, you would have had

$16.50

left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than

$5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had

$214.00.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

Who's Your Daddy?

When someone puts in for Child Support, the proper thing to do is to find out who the father is and see why he is not providing support.

The following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing 'father'. Here are excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out number 11. It takes the prize and 3 is runner up.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fath ered by Jim Munson. I am unsure a s to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex wa s so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look the same to me.

8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was alsoborned at the same time.... well I don't have a clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom .

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sur e is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going t o the party at 146 Miller Drive , mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

Yep, you guessed it right. You are all paying taxes to support these dim bulbs

#7 is not is not very nice or cool. Remember I'm just sharing

History of The Middle Finger

Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?

Giving the Finger. Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers.

Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future.

This famous weapon was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew!

"PLUCK YEW!" Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually hanged to a labiodental fricative 'F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute!

It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird." IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!

Well I guess I'm on a roll. My apologies for post whoring

FEMALE POEM

I want a man that's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I want him to be gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, he not be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! For a man that makes love to my mind, and knows what to answer to "How big! is my b ehind?" I want that this man love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM

Well, well, well, I'm all moved back home from Uni now; living with the parents again... :-S Finally managed to get all my stuff sorted in my room, and get my PC back online. How#s everyone been??? If there was any urgent stuff requiring my attention, could someone please repost it? There's really no way I can be arsed to read several hundreds of pages of posts... lol

OCPS - Have you received my track yet?

Subject: Apartment Rent

A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night with her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note: Dear Madam: Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that; 1) it had never been occupied 2) that there was plenty of heat 3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the Check for $250 with the following note:

Dear Sir,

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlady. Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.