Keniko
Ken Erickson Addison, IL. U.S.A. Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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History of The Middle Finger
Well, now......here's something I never knew
before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the
hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?
Giving the Finger. Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers.
Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future.
This famous weapon was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").
Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can
still pluck yew!
"PLUCK YEW!" Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually hanged to a labiodental fricative 'F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute!
It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird." IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!
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Fri Aug 26 '05 10:59:04 am
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Keniko
Ken Erickson Addison, IL. U.S.A. Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Well I guess I'm on a roll. My apologies for post whoring
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
bruises,
>two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
>
>Naturally, the doctor asked him what happened. "Well, it was like
this,"
>said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when
>at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows.
We
>went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of
>the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted
>up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's
>monogram on it--stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
>That's when I made my big mistake."
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>"What did you do?" asked the doctor.
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>"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks
like
>yours!' I don't remember much after that."
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Fri Aug 26 '05 11:33:57 am
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Keniko
Ken Erickson Addison, IL. U.S.A. Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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FEMALE POEM
I want a man that's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, he not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man that makes love to my mind, and knows what to answer to
"How big! is my b ehind?"
I want that this man love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store
and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit
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Fri Aug 26 '05 11:35:10 am
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Master Yoda
Neil Morgan York, North Yorkshire England Plays: Guitar (30 years)
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Well, well, well, I'm all moved back home from Uni now; living with the parents again... :-S Finally managed to get all my stuff sorted in my room, and get my PC back online. How#s everyone been??? If there was any urgent stuff requiring my attention, could someone please repost it? There's really no way I can be arsed to read several hundreds of pages of posts... lol
OCPS - Have you received my track yet?
NM
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Fri Aug 26 '05 11:39:00 am
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Keniko
Ken Erickson Addison, IL. U.S.A. Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Subject: Apartment Rent
A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night with her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling
the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:
Dear Madam:
Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that; 1) it had never been occupied 2) that there was plenty of heat 3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the Check for $250 with the following note:
Dear Sir,
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful
apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it
on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlady. Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.
Have A Great Weekend Everyone ! ! ! !
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Fri Aug 26 '05 11:41:06 am
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Naty
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hey Phrydom, want some ideas about what to buy? I can help you! :-D
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Fri Aug 26 '05 12:12:35 pm
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SNITCH
gaurav arya mumbai, maharashtra india Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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[b] wassup joe, remember me
i was th first fan who caught up with u in india, mumbai airport. i still cant belive that u accepted my gift.
i hope u liked it. still cant belive it.
i absolutely love ur music 24/7 its on in my house, irrespective
of what my neighbours say bout the volume.
if u can suggest me somethin for my picking, i would be delighted and overwhelmed. its really admirable , the contribution of urs to the instrumental music industry.
you really are a consummate artist.
i hope its hangin in there in ur house, may be but i would like to know that, if u have some time.
i salute you!
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Fri Aug 26 '05 1:02:34 pm
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webmaster
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hey everyone-- just wanted to make sure y'all saw the new news item about the upcoming release of a BRAND NEW G3 DVD! check it out over in the news section
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Fri Aug 26 '05 1:05:47 pm
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michelle
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Here comes the Japan DVD!!!
WAAAAHHOOOOOOOEEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
...and now back to your regularly scheduled program ;-)
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Fri Aug 26 '05 1:15:14 pm
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cheese101
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OMG!!! JOE, JON thank you thank you thank you thank you for the G3 DVD update.....come onnnnnnnnnn October!!! :)
(PHEW!!! I'm not so blue in the face now.....I can finally take a breath!!!) lol!! You guys are da BESTEST!!
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Fri Aug 26 '05 1:31:13 pm
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Dr Ice
David Stephens Newell, PA United States Plays: Guitar (31 years)
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i just want to say to stu ham that on the live in san fransisco album. Bass solo was very good. i am not a bass guitar player but i have played with three of them in two different groups and i have to say from what ive seen them play and then listening to you play bass solo, i was very impressed. i think it was great. My question is what kind of bass do you playu 4, 5 , or six string and how are they different. i mean how is a 4 string different then a six or a five.. This may sound like a stupid question but like i said ive never played bass so i have no idea. thanks
DAVE
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Fri Aug 26 '05 1:38:50 pm
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Keniko
Ken Erickson Addison, IL. U.S.A. Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Dr Ice..... No dout Stu is a great bassist. Stu hasn't played with Joe for a few tours. You're better off addressing questions for Stu here: http://www.stuarthamm.net I can almost guarentee Stu will not see any questions for him here at T2J. Good luck.
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Fri Aug 26 '05 2:16:26 pm
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dakook
Rick Shedd Dana Point, California USA Plays: Guitar (48 years)
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Cheese 101..Good too chat with you as well..JS1000,,I havn't completly decided yet about the new design,,but I was thinkin about doin a pearly white with some Air brushed JELLYFISH (Purple color) I think as far as the jellyfish. As you saw,,the guy that does my guitars is really good,,so I think that concept would be very cool,,,DA KOOK
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Fri Aug 26 '05 2:39:46 pm
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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I CANNOT WAIT FOR OCT 25
Looking forward to it big time.
Thanks for the update Mr. Webmaster
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Fri Aug 26 '05 3:00:54 pm
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Stevee T
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Jon Luini/Joe Satriani....thanks for the great news!
cheese101, glad to be of service to the master, and his servants....lol
Clarky...take your sweet time there's only 1 1st album....be proud of the final product....
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Fri Aug 26 '05 3:10:18 pm
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aussieRGman
Jason Ramsay planet nowra, NSW Australia Plays: Guitar (48 years)
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any news on weather joe will realease a dvd of this years
webcast and bonus , thats how i saw joe and would really love it
the live in san fransico is getting old now, not old but well used
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Fri Aug 26 '05 4:02:57 pm
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Suzie2000
Suzo London, England Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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MASTER YODA- hope you are coping well with living with parents again after University... I think I lasted about 10 months then moved out again!
Nobody's fault but everyone needs their space! Are you still in Guildford?
MARI- Hope you are well :)
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Fri Aug 26 '05 4:09:07 pm
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Suzie2000
Suzo London, England Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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Do any of you lot like the Yeah Yeah Yeahs? I think they are super cool :)
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Fri Aug 26 '05 4:10:08 pm
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wolf2
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Hey man what ,s happening man check it out man internet is only hooked up till september the third man,the phone she, my mom is gonna have disconnected next week man theres nuthing i can do about it manlike donny is going franks phone man ,tripping out from my last post but this lady really does not want a phone man and like theres so many peoiple around here that dont have one it puts ideas in her head man so the week of sep8 i get a cell phone man keep on rockn in the frree worldwell me julian fantino donny my captain we all new it was gonn abe hard but her being cool like adrian days have past man be back later swan song wolf2.
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Fri Aug 26 '05 4:23:31 pm
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hoiguy79
Josue Vázquez Tulancingo, Hidalgo México Plays: Guitar (27 years)
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Yeeeeeeeesssssssss new G3 DVD ĦĦĦĦĦĦĦĦĦĦĦĦ
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Fri Aug 26 '05 5:26:46 pm
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Do The Stu
Austin Lewis, III Costa Mesa, CA United States Plays: Bass (25 years)
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webmaster - Awesome...thanks for the info. :-)
962 - "I didn't know Morse had done a tribute too....I'd like to hear that."
Go here and scroll down for a sound clip.
I know I've told this story on T2J before, but Steve Morse had a guitar in his lap and he was just fooling around with it while he was watching the Columbia reentry live on television. So he came up wtih the melody immediately after it burned up, and he went right to the studio and recorded it with Deep Purple.
Zinc Master - "Green Day Gets 'Best Band on Planet' Award"
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"First published in 1981, Britain-based Kerrang! magazine has covered the hard-rock end of the music spectrum ever since."
Green Day is NOT hard rock. They aren't even punk anymore. Meh.
cheese101 - Octavarium is probably my second-favorite Dream Theater album. Train Of Thought is great, but I like the band's other albums more. My favorite Dream Theater album is Awake. I'd check out that one...it has a little bit of everything that they do (weird prog, heavy stuff, acoustic stuff, etc.)...
Dr Ice - Stu Hamm usually plays four-string basses (EADG). Five-string basses are usually tuned BEADG, and Six-string basses are usually tuned BEADGC.
aussieRGman - The quality of video / audio needed for a DVD / CD release is much greater than that which is needed for a webcast. The webcast probably wasn't recorded in high enough quality, so it probably won't ever be released commercially.
That's been the case with past webcasts, anyway.
...Austin...
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