Jaszzmme, a lot of kids around here have long hair - the white boy fro being very popular with the curly heads. lol! Kinda surfer dudish/punk. My son's hair is smooth and silky, so it might not have been as hot as a fro. Can't wait to see the coach's face when he see's him tomorrow. lol! My kids have had their hairstyles - my daughter had pink in her blonde hair for a good 4 years! lol! That phase has ended. My son's first choice of haircut a few weeks back was a mohawk. lmao! I asked Joe in the chat if he would let ZZ get one, and he said "Yeah, why not?" lol! Then the conversation went on for Joe to "say" he had a reverse mohawk. Now THAT was funny!!!

mari, would it make things better to say I have my head up me bum today? lol! ZZ Top was a killer show! One of the best, most entertaining shows I've ever seen. Enjoy!

Stevee, thanks :)

Al...boobies?? lmao!!

Austin, hey man, what's up!! Hope all is well.

Suzie, haha, thanks, it's the thought that counts!

Also, yeah, I really ought to buy these Vai tickets otherwise I'm gonna miss out! Oops. Nearer the time we'll sort out some way to get in contact when you're over here. Also, thanks for the e-mail, those snake pictures are crazy!

heloo mr dear joe satriani

we lived in iran . in here little people understand rock music.

I (Fredric) and My Friends( koorosh) played electric guitar

we going to play your music in concert in here . but in iran ours situation are very bad and difficult.

in here not permision for rock concert and we even not be good guitar and effect and ......

but we countinus because we are hopeful

good luck

we are hopeful to see you

austin........hi bro...welcome back....been a long time.......so hows life....why didnt yu answer or reply to my mails..????cmon man,,we need yu back,,,,welcome home...!!!!!

marimari,,,,thanks a zilion for the info on steven,,,,the next time yu call him,,,,please tell him i always wish him well and even though we cannot talk over the phone,,,i remember him in my prayers..always......he is sorely missed and i wish him well.....please convey my love,,best wishes and regards to him.....thank yu for the information and may god bless yu always.....

atn,,,hi,,,,

suzie,,,,i am doing just fine,,thanks for asking,,what about yu????

michelle....no problem..hope yu had a blast....birthday caps and all......lol.....

everyone else...hi and have a nice day....

artanis..bigbunny,,alexandre,,captain steve,,,,,,,,zenny...tracie,,lucysorets.......

hi guys,,hope yu have a nice day...

see yu all tomorrow....

i am kinda too busy and thus the abnormal absence from the forum nowadays....

joe,,please visit the forum,,its been months sine yu were last here..we would love to see yu post....

jon(webmaster)...yu too man....hows life???

Do The Stu

AC/DC NEWS

AC/DC is celebrating the 25th anniversary of 1980's Back In Black by giving online shoppers a free DVD with videos from the album, as well as a price break. A link on acdcrocks.com takes you to a shopping site, where you can get 10% off any purchase, as well as the free DVD if you order two or more AC/DC titles. The DVD includes the well-known videos for the songs "Hells Bells," "Back In Black," "What Do You Do For Money Honey," and "Rock And Roll Ain't Noise Pollution," as well as an unreleased clip of "You Shook Me All Night Long."

Singer Brian Johnson told The Zone that he's never enjoyed making any of AC/DC's videos: "We were always crap at videos, man! If you look at my mouth, I'm just terrible! I'm a live singer -- I just hated the very fact that I had to pretend I was singing. It's awful. I hate it. But you gotta do it, you know?"

Good Morning Satchland ! ! ! !

Mari...... Thanks for the update on Steven. That's really good news. It brought on a smile. I'm happy he's jammin' again. Speakin' of which. I'm getting ready for yet another phase in the audition process. It's so hard to find the right chemistry. They're out there...I just gotta find em.

I haven't heard from Indigenous or Joe Bonamassa yet. I didn't expect much there. These bands are so busy when they're touring. There's no time for anything and I understand. But it's still disappointing. Many thanks for passing along my DVD. Keep in touch.

Michelle......(In a Neil Young voice) "Almost cut my hair."....maybe a larger helmet could've helped.....lol....Well at least you got the pics.

I have a question for you man... What got you inspired to the point that you chose rockin’ as your career? I mean, there must have been many dilemmas, including the fact that all of your tapes were rejected at first. I want to know what did it for you. I’ve only been playing for a few months over a year, but I love it. I’m 17 now, and I’m about to be choosing between Caltech and Berklee. Though I have the will of iron, and I practice whenever I can, but that’s only half of what it takes. I’m pretty sure I don’t have the kind of talent you do. Everyone around me asks me how will I support a family if I choose Berklee, and play music with the rest of my life – I’m left with no answer, except for that what ever happens, if I don’t take this path, I’ll be asking the what if question for the rest of my life. So I want to hear some input from someone who might have more answers (or at least good advice) than I do. Hit me back.

Thank you for your time, Teera

Social Tips for Rednecks (and just plain good advice) In General...

1. Never take a beer to an interview.

2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting them.

3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.

4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.

5. Even if you're certain that you're included in the will, it's rude to drive a U-haul to the funeral..

Dining Out

1. When decanting the wine from the box, make sure you tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so as not to 'bruise' the fruit of the wine.

2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your hands.

Entertaining in your home

1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.

2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his manners are.

Personal Hygiene

1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this job should be done in private using one's own truck keys.

2 Even if you live alone, deodorant is not a waste of money.

3. Use of proper toiletries can only delay bathing for a few days.

4. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to distract from a woman's jewelry, and alter the taste of finger foods.

Dating (outside the family)

1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.

2. Be assertive, Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you ever since I read that stuff on the bathroom walls two years ago."

3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM . Others might say "Monday," If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.

Theater Etiquette

1.. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately after the movie has ended.

2. Refrain from talking to the characters on the screen.. Tests have proven that they can't hear you.

Weddings

1. Livestock, usually is a poor choice for a wedding gift.

2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds might get you shot.

3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance.

4 Though uncomfortable, say 'yes' to socks and shoes for this special occasion.

Driving Etiquette

1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.

2. When approaching a four way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires does not always have the right of way.

3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.

4. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer too.

Bear Jokes

A bear walks into a bar and says "I want a bourbon and... a coke." The bartender asks "what's with the huge pause?" The bear shrugs and says "I've had them all my life."

A group of Czechoslovakian tourists were camping in Yellowstone National Park. While the others set up tents, a few went to gather firewood. There were plenty of fallen branches, and they soon found their arms full. As they were heading back to the campsite, a large bear jumped out at them. It swallowed one of the men whole and ran off.

Distraught, his friends found a park ranger and told him what happened. The ranger agreed to help find their friend. After a short search, they found two bears sleeping close to the campsite. The ranger asked the men which one attacked their friend. Unfortunately, they didn't know.

The ranger studied the bears. After a moment, he pointed at the male bear. "That's the one that ate your friend." Then, he pulled out a knife and cut the bear open. Of course, the missing tourist wasn't inside.

Computer Jokes

-- Backups are usually good, unless there is a sewer involved.

-- If word processing a presentation about guns, be sure to know how to use bullets.

-- Some computer equipment got shot. It was a graphic display.

Delfino, haha, you crack me up dude!