dave bell, any relation to Kev?

Cuth, the story of the old woman just goes to show how out of control their "under control" is.

ugmug..... Friend or fo ....or post no mo.....( in rap type voice )It's up to you... Welcome.

Stevee T...... Oil can....Oil can...... ( in the Tin man voice )

What's up with these voices.....Who said that ! ! !

Stevee T...... I can't get these OZ songs out of my head.....

I have a heart 'cause I can hear it tickin'....

I have courage...cause I'm writing this shit....

Keniko

That was a funny one this morning - sorry about the coffee on the monitor.

Things Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wristwhile asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk tothe tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just wantto have your cake and eat it too"? Damn right! What good is cake ifyou can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep lookingafter you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kicktheir asses!

5.When people say while watching afilm "did you see that?".

No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you aquestion?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7.When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything beforeit. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it,couldn't be new.

8.When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus andsomeone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I bestanding here, dumbass?

GARTRIANI, no I disagree. Well, sort of. I mean, I totally dislike the concept of the premium tickets/platinum experience....I don't think anybody should be able to buy a better experience than anyone else....it should be about idle luck. But it's nothing that makes me annoyed at Joe or Steve. And because you have all the albums and all the DVD's and all the G3 stuff and so on, do you think that makes you deserve a free backstage pass more than someone who has saved and saved and has only been able to afford 3 albums so far?

I've got all Joe's albums and all Steve's albums, but I don't think I need any recognition for that! However, I do think it is very unfortunate that Vai has now stopped giving away free backstage/aftershow passes 'cause the people of his web community bitched, moaned and whined too much. That's a good indicator of what his fanbase is like though....not nearly as sociable and easy-going as all the great Joe fans you'll find here on T2J!

dakook...yes...it comes with the chrome case too, and a special chromeboy stand! It gives me a little longer to pay for it..hahaha...

Keniko....you ever heard Clapton's version of "Somewhere Over The Rainbow"?

FENDER actually does have stipulations about people using their design.It has to be something like 15% different.

For instance, I just got a new pickguard for my strat copy, and it doesn't fit, because it's for a real strat.you can't really get parts for my guitar, so I had to basically get new holes drilled, and the old ones now show.

Cmon DCK you merit at least a Jay Turser!!!

Castle49....Dianne... :) I'll be sure to post pics after the show if I'm allowed to take any!! I sure hope they let me bring my camera in.......

Dakook, Chris and I LOOOOOVED the Platinum tix I bought for Joe's December 26th show in San Fran.... I too am a single mom with a kid who was literally saved by Joe's music. At that meet and greet experience, Chris was able to tell Joe what he meant to him and how he and his music saved his life. I would not have traded that experience for anything in the world for either of us. Even though Joe was so sick and we were so worried about him, it was still one of the best nights and experiences of our lives.

No matter whether we get to meet Joe at the aftershow or not, his concerts are the best things we EVER do!!! I think the Platinum and Gold ticket packages should be here to stay, and for those who can afford them, GREAT!!! I prolly never will be able to afford the Platinum's again, but am always thrilled for anyone who can cuz I know what they are going to experience, and it's the BEST!!! I'll just happily buy my regular tix like everyone else now....... :)

962 - "Clarky, time to start externalising different instruments to see if you can keep the power and defnition without loosing the spread."

bro, what do you mena by externalising?
I'm not sure I follow you?

complex and clever... I'm beginning to enjoy this now...

I'm learning a great deal..

funny... I'm listening to Shredz too... lol..

trying to mix the poxy thing... lmao...

once I've mapped out the principle EQ configuration for The Rape, the rest should follow pretty much the same basic model - crack the handle and the rest will be sorted nice and easy...

this has been a huge learning curve for me...
frustrating at times but hugely satisfying now that I see things vastly improving...

castle49... a little different than Judy Garland's ayyy...lol