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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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cuthbert1776

So where is Brown?

There is Brown!

He is upside down.

How about a larger iPod screen, which can show the text as it is spoken to you (with pictures).

Kind of like the Leap Frog series available now?

Can see, hear and read along.

Wed Oct 12 '05 5:55:07 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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I got my haircut today... weh hey! im good for another year.... its lookin nice now tho
Wed Oct 12 '05 6:49:28 am Set this message as last read

civgeek
Matt Dorado
Portland, OR
USA
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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Cuth - You are the turner of a phrase. We will be doing covers both older and newer.
Here is what is on the plate now:

1. Baby's On Fire - Sammy Hagar

2. House of Broken Love - Great White

3. Somewhere I Belong - Lincoln Park

4. Rebel Yell - Billy Idol

5. Never Again - Nickelback

6. Away From the Sun - 3 Doors Down

7. White Wedding - Billy Idol

8. Another Thing Comin - Judas Priest

9. Twilight Zone - Golden Earring

10. Hot Blooded - Foreigner

11. One Way To Rock - Sammy Hagar

12. Sex Type Thing - Stone Temple Pilots
13. You Really Got Me - Van Halen

14. So Cold - Breaking Benjamin
15. I Want You To Want Me - Cheap Trick

16. Brown Sugar - Rolling Stones

17. Whole Lot of Rosie - AC/DC

18. How You Remind Me – Nickelback

*19. Jenny – Tommy Two tone

*20. Walk This Way - Aerosmith

*21. Just What I needed – The Cars

*22. You Shook Me – AC/DC

*23. Tush – ZZ Top
*24. Dirty Deeds – AC/DC

*25. Kryptonite – 3 Doors /Down

*26. Dirty White Boy – Foreigner

*27. Slither – Velvet Revolver

*28. Shot In the Dark – Ozzy

Wed Oct 12 '05 6:51:38 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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It's plain to see, for you and me

That Ranting Cuth's a poet

You'll have to lump it, if you give him a trumpet

For he'll surely want to blow it!

But for my part, I'll tell you his heart

Is firmly in the right place

Though I still want to know, I'm asking you Joe

Please tell me, Is there love in space?

Old Steve he likes to rhyme

He does it all the time

He'll give it a holler, for only a dollar

And sometimes for less than a dime.

Keep rocking (and ranting)

Steve

Wed Oct 12 '05 7:12:37 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Civgeek... What happened to Shapes of Things????

What about Far Beyond the Sun and Trilogy??

Cliffs of Dover and Scarified???

Just wondering.....

Wed Oct 12 '05 7:28:42 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Sorry folks,

Just a nothing post to get me off the 'nelson'

Steve

Wed Oct 12 '05 7:29:41 am Set this message as last read

Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Good Morning Satchland...... How Are We Today ?

I got this email and wanted to share this with you. This says it all. This is a story in the Tampa Newspaper.

Will we still be the Country of choice and still be America if we continue to make the changes forced on us by the people from other countries that came to live in America because it is the Country of Choice??????

Think about it

All I have to say is, when will they do something about MY RIGHTS? I celebrate Christmas, but because it isn't celebrated by everyone, we can no longer say Merry Christmas. Now it has to be Season's Greetings. It's not Christmas vacation, it's Winter Break. Isn't it winter break ALWAYS occurs over the Christmas holiday? We've gone so far the other way, bent over backwards to not offend anyone, that I am now being offended ! But it seems that no one has a problem with that. This says it all. This is an editorial written by an American citizen, published in a Tampa newspaper. He did quite a job; didn't he? Read on, please ! !

IMMIGRANTS, NOT AMERICANS, MUST ADAPT. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Americans. However, the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the "politically correct! " crowd began complaining about the possibility that our patriotism was offending others. I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to America. Our population is almost entirely made up of descendants of immigrants However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our country, and apparently some born here, need to understand. This idea of America being a multicultural community has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity. As Americans, we have our own culture, our own society, our own language and our own lifestyle.This culture has been developed over centuries of struggles, trials, and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom.

We speak ENGLISH, not Spanish, Portuguese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society, LEARN THE LANGUAGE ! ! ! "In God We Trust" is our national motto. This is not some Christian, right wing, political slogan.. We adopted this motto because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.

Wed Oct 12 '05 7:30:14 am Set this message as last read

Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Part Duex

If Stars and Stripes offend you, or you don't like Uncle Sam, then you should seriously consider a move to another part of this planet. We are happy with our culture and have no desire to change, and we really don't care how you did things where you came from. This is OUR COUNTRY, our land, and our lifestyle. Our First Amendment gives every citizen the right to express his opinion and we will allow you every opportunity to do so! But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about our flag, our pledge, our national motto, or our way of life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great American freedom, THE RIGHT TO LEAVE. It is Time for America to Speak up If you agree -- pass this along; if you don't agree -- delete it!

AMEN

I agree with this 100%. Then I started thinkin' about what we are doing in Iraq. Are we or are we not doing the same thing?Forcing are beliefs on a country that hates us to begin with. They relaliate by blowing up innocent people,there leaders and killing our soldiers. I'm a little confused. I don't like the things stated above in the letter. I don't like Terrorism either. But I also don't like us trying to change a country into our way of life. That's there society and beliefs. Does that make us hipocrites? Where than lies the answer?

Have A Great Day ! ! ! !

Wed Oct 12 '05 7:30:33 am Set this message as last read

Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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FYI...... I got the Dec. issue of Guitar World. It's a tribute to Dimebag. I can't belief it's been almost a year. Vinnie speaks out publiclly for the first time since Dime's murder and it's very moving. The video of Dime on the CD is great. Dime talks about his love for Dean guitars and how his endorsement came about and other things. Zakk Wylde does a tribute to Dimebag with his video and song" In This River" Nick Bowcott plays Dimes favorite licks live on video and It's awesome..... A must have if you're a Dime fan. Take care.

Have A .......you know the rest ! ! !

Wed Oct 12 '05 7:43:59 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Yeah man ille tell you man you listen to the scxanner you here doony sometimes you here the cops hey man ,the cops were saying the other day to me that bow is main like my bow an arrow man ,then you here donny yeah he,s main!!anyways man just got my new cabelas ctalouge which i have been waiting for but i think it my be best if i wait till im off probation to buy one man maybe the best bet is used so knowone really knows man but yr,s ago i use to drop them with abow so much they wouldnt show if it was only minor they would say were not going for that ,then the army came onetime shot two of them sent them back with the pilot man but yeah they said over the scanner own and bow is main there was a little more two it then that hey ,you see yr,s ago when they searched my place the stole the bow man which was legal so i phoned them to check in the evidence room annnnnacidents happened may have got picked up by mistake nope there wasnt one so i told them they stole it and they had to give me the money for a new one or there would be beef man so anyways they lost i got my money now i just have to wait man later wolf2 hey donny main crazym hey man ?
Wed Oct 12 '05 7:48:38 am Set this message as last read

Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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How about a little fun? Trivia about sex.....

What a wonderful world we live in ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

( THAT makes sense.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)

*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick??)

*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than "going blind!")

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(I'm coming out of retirement

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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)

*~*! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

( I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

(Is this a great country or what? Well . . . not as great as Guam!)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of .... ?)

(Did the government pay for this research??)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez.)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

And, the best for last:

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(I know people that talk through their ass! Does that count?)

Wed Oct 12 '05 7:54:30 am Set this message as last read

Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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I'm on a roll......Sorry

QOTD(quote of the day)

"Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar."

Wed Oct 12 '05 7:57:17 am Set this message as last read

Suzie2000
Suzo
London,
England
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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MARI- While you're over here you can post from our computer if you want to! See you soon!
Wed Oct 12 '05 9:09:40 am Set this message as last read

Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Cuth.... I figuired my post would catch your eye and get your attention. Like I said I was a little confused but you made some interesting points. It seemed hipocritical to me. As far as the imigrants go. I think they should learn English for many reasons. Most importantly...just to communicate with other English speaking Americans. I think this country makes it to easy for them not to. In my town there's a billboard for State Farm Insurance all in Spanish. That in my opinion is totally uncalled for. As far as Spanish as a language in this country. My wife is an ESL teacher( English As a Second language). She's trying desperately to teach these kids the importance of speaking English. Last year a student ask her " Why do we have to learn English?" Everywhere I go in my town they speak Spanish" It got me thinkin'. This kid is right. The influx of Spanish speaking people in this country is climbing at an alarming rate each year. It's to a point where they don't have to speak English cause no matter where they go there's someone who speaks Spanish. The maufactures who sell product know this also and want there money so they print Spanish on the cover and on instructions of whatever they're selling. I don't know how to stop this or where it's going to end. Well.....It's not going to end. But if you're living in America I think you should learn English and use the language. That's what our language is. English. Don't get me wrong. Anyone has a right to come to America. So be it. I've been in constrution most of my life. I've worked with Mexican's throughout that time and have many friends and some nieghbors that are Mexican. They're good poeple and work hard for what they have. But like the letter states. This is our culture and society. This is how we live. Speak English.
Wed Oct 12 '05 10:03:36 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Never mind immigrants and whether they should learn English.

You lot should all be learning Sioux, Cheyenne, Arapahoe or some such!

He he he

Wed Oct 12 '05 10:12:47 am Set this message as last read

Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Captain Steve...... I lerned my first word in Chinese......

shittodo....... means busy....... LOL.......

End of rant. Forgive me.

Wed Oct 12 '05 10:38:16 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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3 pages behind...

Tastey just sent me this link. This guy is pretty funny. An eBay ad for leather pants - sorry folks, it's already ended. lol!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8335653541

Wed Oct 12 '05 10:42:28 am Set this message as last read

TomSr
Tom Davis
Mount Carmel, PA
USA
Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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michelle: So how is Tastey doing these days?
Wed Oct 12 '05 10:49:41 am Set this message as last read

gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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Hola Joe: Como Estas? Estoy... feliz. hope you are doing good man.

Hola everyone.

Now, what do you guys think of this Bird flu?

Wed Oct 12 '05 12:07:46 pm Set this message as last read

TheBob

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what do you guys think? sense how Joe has been working on this new album as hard as he has been i bet you we are gonna be getting another Surfing With The Alien or Crystal Planet!! thats a neat thought!
Wed Oct 12 '05 12:22:03 pm Set this message as last read

McDave

Cook, MN

Plays: Guitar (40 years)
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TheBob....I could never guess what Joe's next album is going to be like.....but it's always a satisfying surprise.
Wed Oct 12 '05 12:48:03 pm Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Michelle:" I’ll go so far as to say you either have to be very tough, very gay, or very famous to wear these pants and get away with it" lmfao
Wed Oct 12 '05 12:49:17 pm Set this message as last read

Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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gotta have joe......How ya been? I would say...... Go see a vet for the Bird flu. Especially if they look a liittle Beeked. (insert crash cymbal sound) Sorry......
Wed Oct 12 '05 12:50:22 pm Set this message as last read

outlawmarc
marc hunter
reno, nevada
america
Plays: Guitar (34 years)
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HEY JOE! what ya doin w/ that guitarin your hand? ha ha! hope u liken the joke. my name is marc. from Boston but live in reno. I see u every time u play at the reno hilton and u r always fantastic. u know like comfort food, well u play comfort music.my favorite guitarists r you james hetfield kirk hammet and dave mustain not necessarily in that order.do u like playing reno , and will u again?my favorite song is the traveler what inspired u to write that song and will you play it live here in reno nv. Marc from reno P.S. what do u think of kirk being on the G3.
Wed Oct 12 '05 1:07:58 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Reasons Your Home Office Is Not Working Out


5> Unlike your co-workers, your kids are smart enough not to buy your cover story of "naughty copier elves" when they find your butt-scans.

4> Every office has at least one total a-hole, and you're the only one there. You do the math.

3> Productivity has dropped now that *you're* the target of your sexual-harrassment shenanigans, as you're having to take multiple masturbation breaks a day.

2> Distracted by all the weeds, horses and wide-open spaces, you just nominated Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court.

and the Number 1 Reason Your Home Office Is Not Working Out...

1> Your wife is starting to resent being referred to as "that slut in Accounting."

Wed Oct 12 '05 1:38:58 pm Set this message as last read
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