Steeve T............... ummmm did you not say that you would post some pics of your chromie and your leather pants or something like that!!! LOL
HELLO CHEESE you got MAIL AGAIN LOL..........
HERES A JOKE FOR YOU ALL:
Dear Husband;
I'm writing you this let ter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to
show for it.
These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you
had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came
home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked
your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came homeYou came home
and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game.
You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything.
Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is,
I'm gone.
. S. If you're tr ying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving
away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Your EX-Wife.
Dear Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good
woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to
drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work.
I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that
came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say
anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped
eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that
new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a
coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that
morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you
and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit
the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica.
But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess.
I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your
letter that you wrote, y ou won't get a dime from me. So take care.
P. S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla.
I hope that's not a problem.
Signed: Rich As Hell and Free!
