1.) Go to www.google.com

2.) Type in "failure"

3.) Press the I'm feeling lucky button (instead of the google search one)

4.) Laugh

What's brown and sticky?

MikeSB

Civgeek, hang in man just remember the first rule of Thermo & Entropy and Enthalpy.....

" Whenever u pass wind, the universe is changed forever"

Keeping thermo in that concept helps LMBFAO...

Cuth I just knew you'd enjoy that one... (Google)

mikesb

I didn't clock that you are from Canada when i suggested Sean from corrie. The Brits will know who i mean.

Sean is more faggy than the faggiest fag from the faggy fag factory.

No insult intended to any of our testosteronally challenged friends.

mikesb:

"1.) Go to www.google.com  

5.) Forward to others before the Google folks fix this!"

LMAO!!!

Noppa Bwahahahah

Is that your best side??? LMAO

Good Morning Satchland....... What a Beautiful Day It Is.

Today is our 26th wedding anniversary. Man I still can't belief it's been 26 years. I will tell you this. It's been a great run and I wouldn't change a thing. Looking forward to another 26 years.

OCT 14th......That means Mari is off to Europe to see Vai. Have a great time Mari. I'm so excited for you. Please come home safe. I can't wait to hear the details of your tour. Take care. Hugs to you.

Zinc...... How to Poop at work. That is a classic. I haven't stopped laughing and I'm finding this hard to write. I love it. Here's a related story. Well Sorta.... Remember my post about Guitar One's Oct. issue " Monster Chops ". Well these excersises have increased my left and right hand coordination tremendously. It has increased the strength in my right fingers also. This morning I was doing the morning ritual of crapping out last nights dinner. When it came time to do the paper work(no jobs complete till the paper work is done) This new found strength....you guess it......poked a hole right through the paper. LOL..... Man was I pissed......LOL....I was hating it.....LOL. Well now you all know .....I'm a righty wiper. Us righty wipers must unite. Make thicker paper is our battle cry. ....LOL....I was thinkin that could be a good name for a band. The Righty Wipers. LOL....Who here at T2J is a lefty wiper? Come forth....Show yourself. You are a rare breed and must be converted.....LOL.....

Cuth..... I didn't know you had a son who served in Iraq. I'm happy for you and your family he's home and safe where he belongs. Your quote....And here I was waiting for "but momma, who f*cks the stork?" That's should be a part of the joke. That was brilliant. I love it so.

Cuth the Ranter

No, I mean fag as in shirt tail lifter, ass bandit, rear gunner, turd burglar, plougher of the muddy furrow, malteser maker if you get my drift.

Keniko

Sincere congratulations on reaching 26 years of weddedness and may you have many more.

Keniko, congrats to you and the Mrs. on your 26th anniversary - and my condolences on your "breakthrough". LOL!!! It's a shitty job, but somebody has to do it. Long live 2-ply! Oh, and here's a thought... since your grip and finger strength has improved so much that you're already having mishaps, be careful when throwing your "junk" around. Don't wanna break it off now. That wouldn't make for another happy 26. lmao!!!!

Hey, you started it. LOL!!!

Don't everybody look at me!!! *blinks innocently*

cuthbert1776

Keniko

Not a lefty myself.

I will learn from your misfourtune.

I must remind myself - NOT - to shake your hand when we meet.

michelle...... Have some respect for my junk : 8====o

I had repect for your (o) (o) LOL.....

BTW.....My junk has worked ......and I mean worked for 48 yrs. For the last 34 yrs. I've put that junk in dark caves and made him do push ups untill he threw up with narly a complaint. (of coarse that depended on what cave I chose to put him in). But 26 yrs ago and a little before that I'm happy to say we've both found a home and don't plan on leavin' soon....LOL.....Hugs to you.

Keniko

Keniko

Sounds like a plan - most weekends I can be free, but not this one.

NWI is my back yard - name the place, I should be able to make it.

Hi Satchland!

962, "yeah you should come and visit when Joe next comes here or something, that'd be cool! I can't wait for Joe's next tour.....I'm also really hoping Population 1 will come here when they tour with the new album!"

That would be great! It's curious but...I was thinking some weeks ago about spending some days of next year's summer holidays in London...so If Joe begin his next world tour in Europe...it would be so cool if the coincidence happened or at least that Joe's next gig was on Saturday or Sunday to be able to go :-)

I have right now (really ;-) "Silver Rain" in my mini portable Mp3 player hehe it's awesome! You play really well!

gotta have joe, "es es. I dont know a whole lot just very little. Como estas? Como te llams? .... Lucia? ( is, es es, how you say so so?) me llamo Catalina"

Hola, ¿qué tal? (ésta es otra forma de decir "¿como estás?"). Yo estoy muy bien. Sí, me llamo Lucía, pero los amigos me suelen llamar Luci or Lucy (en inglés). ¡Encantada de conocerte! Tu nombre en español, Catalina, es muy chulo! Kayleen es una variación de tu nombre Kayla ¿verdad? Yo soy de Madrid y vivo justo en el centro; si tu miras un mapa de España, en el centro está Madrid y si mirás justo en el centro de Madrid ahí estoy yo jeje. ¡Que tengas un buen día!

If you have any doubts about what I'm saying...here goes the translation ;-) :

Hi, how is things? (this is other form of saying "how are you?"). I'm very well. Yes, my name is Lucia, but friends usually call me Luci or Lucy (in English). Nice to meet you! Your name in Spanish, Catalina, is very cool! Kayleen is a variation of your name Kayla, isn't it? I'm from Madrid and I live just in the plain center; if you look at a map of Spain, in the center it's Madrid and if you look at the center of Madrid, I'm there hehe. Have a nice day!

About how do we say "so"... this is "así que" or "así". If you have any queries about Spanish...I'm here to help ;-)

bahduh, where are you today? you have some "important" mails to check ;-) have a nice weekend!

michelle, "I'm soooo sleep deprived, and we're having a weeks worth of rainy cloudy days, so no sun to help my little pea brain wake up. I have a free morning. Must be nap time? lol!"

Did you have a good nap? ;-) It's rainy and cloudy here too although we need it! You know we need rain badly because of the drought, but it's excessive...all the rain we needed during last months have come together in some days! Terrible floods in some parts of Cataluña (Catalonia) specially in Girona and Barcelona :-(

Brother Al, really nice guitar playing...specially "Jem No.7 Pt.1"

Big Terry Tumbleweed, about someone that was saying the word "ass", it's curious, but in Spanish...to be an "as" (without the second "s" letter hehe) is to be a star, a champion! LOL

munio, "is ther any1 in the world who knows anything about palm bay guitars????? i bought one about 5 years ago wen i was about 11 and i want to know sum info about the guitar makers. i think that its a custom made guitar cuz its got dimarzio pickups and a flloyd rose tremelo, almost same setup as a js ibanez guitar. thanx if any1 has info :)"

Have you checked the official site of Palm Bay Guitars? http://palmbayguitars.com

cheese101, thanks for the link!, and yeah it takes a long time to load...I'll try it another day, it seems that today the net is very busy here and that doesn't help hehe

njbeast, good morning :-)

mikesb, about Google "failure" hehe that's hilarious!

Keniko, "Today is our 26th wedding anniversary"

New G3

How will I know if I am one of the lucky ones who will receive a Poster?

Zinc Master, Hi! I guess when you make an order at Sony's store, that thing is indicated in the order form and then in the "order confirmation" e-mail. At least that's the experience I have when I ordered a CD from ShopBootlegs.com, the sister site of SonyBMG.

I can't tell you specifically about www.sonymusicstore.com/ because they don't currently ship internationally. A shame, by the way.