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Clarky
Paul Clark
plays the organ, going blind
www.paul-clark.com
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Zen - what sort of mail am I looking for?
e-mail, post to home or work??

"The emotion is like touching each point of the execution"
that is a very nice observation indeed...


all y'all Vai gig folks...

had a blast... we must do this again sometime but not wait for gig...

just get together and get lashed....

what a great night...

Thu Oct 20 '05 5:14:00 am

Donkey Hotay

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Clarky were you lashed before you got to the gig or did Steve Tony and Sheehan whip you into a frenzy??

Does Mari enjoy a good lashing lol???

Thu Oct 20 '05 5:36:25 am

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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House Votes to Ban Obesity Blame Lawsuits

WASHINGTON - The Republican-controlled House voted Wednesday to shield fast-food chains from lawsuits that blame them for making people fat.

Nicknamed the "cheeseburger bill," the measure stems from lawsuits accusing McDonald's of causing obesity in tens of thousands of children. The food industry has asked Congress and state legislatures to protect it from liability, and so far, 21 states have agreed.

"You cannot litigate personal choices and lifestyles," said Rep. Mike Rogers, R-Mich.

House Judiciary Committee Chairman James Sensenbrenner, R-Wis., said potential costs from the lawsuits threaten the food industry and its 12 million employees and raise food prices for consumers.

"These suits would be laughable if they were not so harmful," Sensenbrenner said.

The measure, which won approval on a 306-120 vote, would prevent class action lawsuits blaming restaurants and food companies for weight gain or obesity. The House passed a similar bill last year, but the Senate ran out of time to act.

Two-thirds of American adults are overweight, and nearly one-third are obese, while obesity among children and teenagers more than doubled in the past 30 years, according to government estimates.

Critics of the bill contend that a better way to make people responsible for how they eat is to require nutrition information on menus and menu boards.

"But of course this silly legislative effort has nothing to do with encouraging personal responsibility and everything to do with pleasing a powerful and politically connected industry," said Michael Jacobson, director of the Washington-based Center for Science in the Public Interest.

A food industry lobbyist said lawsuits against food companies are the wrong way to fight obesity in America.

"More energy must be put into solving the problem of obesity, and less into assigning blame for the purpose of collecting legal fees," said Hunt Shipman, executive vice president of government affairs and communications for the Food Products Association.

Courts have dismissed most obesity claims, but an appeals court in New York reinstated one lawsuit against McDonald's earlier this year. It is still pending.

Thu Oct 20 '05 5:41:35 am

H_Eric
Eric Hensen
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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you should check the movie/documentary "super sized me"... really awesome!!!


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Thu Oct 20 '05 5:48:06 am

Zenfish

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Zenfish

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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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"Star Wars" Spiked

Not too long a time from now in a cable galaxy not so far away, you'll be able to watch all six Star Wars flicks.

Spike TV has opened up the vaults to secure television rights to the entire George Lucas space opera. The Viacom-owned male-centric network signed an exclusive six-year deal worth a reported $65 million to $70 million.

According to Daily Variety, Spike won a fierce bidding war against NBC Universal's USA Network and Sci Fi Channel and Turner Broadcasting's TBS and TNT that pushed up the price from an initial $50 million, where it hovered a few months ago, to Spike's record offer.

The Star Wars blockbusters will begin their run on the net in April 2008. The deal includes both the original trilogy (Star Wars: Episode IV--A New Hope, Star Wars: Episode V--The Empire Strikes Back and Star Wars: Episode VI--Return of the Jedi) and the prequels (Star Wars: Episode I--The Phantom Menace, Star Wars: Episode II--Attack of the Clones, and Star Wars: Episode III--Revenge of the Sith).

Sith will make its network debut as part of the package.

Of course, we've all seen the USA Network's original trilogy marathons around the Thanksgiving holiday. The first three Star Wars installments have been running on various network and cable channels for more than 20 years. The new deal will only permit Spike to run them.

However, the only time Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones have aired on a broadcast network has been on Fox, which paid a stellar $80 million in 1999 for a 10-year exclusive license to air Menace. The Spike deal takes effect once that window expires.

On the pay TV side, HBO forked over $15 million in 2003 for an exclusive 18-month window to broadcast Attack of the Clones on its channel. The deal also included rebroadcast rights for the four previous films.

For Spike, the agreement with Lucasfilm comes on the heels of the network losing its prime-time staple, World Wrestling Entertainment, whose rights were snapped up by USA. Spike had some of its best ratings with WWE Raw. Spike has been filling the void with CSI reruns, for which it paid a then-record $1.6 million per episode. The cable network has since snagge rerun rights to CSI: NY for $1.9 million an episode.

The network has also signed radio raunchmeister Howard Stern to develop a 'toon about awkward adolescence, but there's no word on when Howard Stern: The High School Years will debut.

Reps for Spike and Lucasfilm were unavailable for comment Wednesday.

Meanwhile, Lucasfilm continues to develop two TV-specific projects: another Star Wars cartoon that will pick up where the Emmy-winning Star Wars: Clone Wars left off; and a live-action series that will be set sometime between Revenge of the Sith and A New Hope and follow lesser-known characters in the Star Wars universe.

The company and 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment are also gearing up to release Sith galaxy-wide on DVD. The film, which broke box-office records on its way to grossing more than $800 million in worldwide ticket sales, arrives Nov. 1.

Thu Oct 20 '05 5:53:11 am

Clarky
Paul Clark
plays the organ, going blind
www.paul-clark.com
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MikeSB - well me and my most favoured apprentice [Yoda] - plus a bunch of ACM guys - were putting away the 1664's at a sensible pace... which is obviously pretty quick..
and that was all afternoon... woohoo!!!...

Mari was working [taking pics of the gig] so she obviously had to be a little more under control..

which meant we drank, talked utter shite and got louder and more abusive..
and she got to watch... and understand less and less of the conversation..
funny really, I was under the impression that she speaks English fluently.. lol..
so despite our crass and crude bullshit..
I think she still likes us... quite a thing really...

we went to the gig.... and after Eric's set, I bumped into Yoda again so we went to augment the alchahol blood level...

after the gig I was on Grolsch in the VIP lounge....

so come bed time I was just a little squiffy..

Thu Oct 20 '05 5:59:55 am

Clarky
Paul Clark
plays the organ, going blind
www.paul-clark.com
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zen - please try to send the mails again....
Thu Oct 20 '05 6:01:16 am

Joenanza

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is that your new album?Steve Vai ?Again?man...u gotta be kidding...Marty Friedman also cool to u know?more cool than Cool#9...If i were u,i"l kick his butt so hard he:ll kiss the moon....ciaooo.
Thu Oct 20 '05 6:02:22 am

Zenfish

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Thu Oct 20 '05 6:11:34 am

FabLawyer of SBM
Ronnie Anderson
Atlanta, Georgia
USA
Plays: Vocals (39 years)
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Mr Clark - Happy Birthday to you Sir.

SteveeT - Yea Beverly Hills. CheckFree bought another little company there so i went out on Thursday and stayed until Tuesday. Malibu is incredible. I am off to Jakarta on Thursday 28th, then West Javan jungle and Bali. I'll also fly to Taiwan and spend a day or so there. I have kinda not done much with Roy's stuff the past 2 months - and feel bad about that - I just needed the break with moving house and travelling. I'm going to get back into the swing very shortly.

Cuthbert - YJM - You can but ask him. Sounds like he is getting his act together. Roy and I saw him in Glasgow about 14 years ago and he was awful. Couldn't play half his songs without messing up. Roy went to the bar instead. YJM is a genius though - no doubt about it. A real one-off unique creative talent.

Ronnie

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Thu Oct 20 '05 6:15:04 am

McDave

Cook, MN

Plays: Guitar (40 years)
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cube.....you should have threw a guitar in his face and told him to "walk the walk". The guy probably can't even unzip his fly without a teacher.
Thu Oct 20 '05 6:25:37 am

civgeek
Matt Dorado
Portland, OR
USA
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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Unfortunately the ticket wasn't mine. I'm still my humble self.
Thu Oct 20 '05 6:40:19 am

death cube k

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zenfish hey buddy, i am down with the toast send it! you still got my addy?


supaadave i tried to get the guy to play for me..I even tried to bait him with playing bits of metal fatigue..
cuthbert yeah , only about 75 of us if you count the territories..LOL BTW .. we all know Angelina if ya know what i mean :)
Captain Steve i am now convinced that you sir are a Troll!

Thu Oct 20 '05 7:09:03 am

962
Simon
Granada, Andalucia
Spain
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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LucySorets, I dunno if you're interested, but the Andy Timmons Band are doing some shows in Spain in november and december:

http://www.andytimmons.com/newsframe.htm

Thu Oct 20 '05 7:23:08 am

Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Good Morning Satchland....... How are we today?

Dakook & Angelina....... Now I really feel stupid. I can't read the wolf2 dialect very well. Thanks for your thanks. Congrats on your pregnancy. How'd that happen?.....LOL.....First child? God Bless you both.

This will put a smile on your face:

Hind Lick maneuver:

Two hillbillies are eating in a restaurant. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I a in't niver seed nobody do it!"

Check this link. This is cool...but a little scary. Anybody.....let me know how he does it. I have no idea.

http://www.whateveryouwant.ca/copperfield.htm

Have A Great Day Everyone ! ! ! !

Thu Oct 20 '05 7:37:19 am

Two Shay

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Death cube K

????????

Thu Oct 20 '05 7:42:36 am

Two Shay

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Keniko

Make a note of ALL the first set of cards.

None of them are shown in the second set.

Steve.

Thu Oct 20 '05 7:48:20 am

Zenfish

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Zenfish

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Thu Oct 20 '05 8:49:44 am

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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They took our jobs!!!



Hey JOE!!!

or EOJ backwards
Thu Oct 20 '05 9:05:11 am

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Signs You Suffer From Road Rage


5> A) Teeth marks on steering wheel all the way down to the 5 and 7 o'clock positions; B) You're NOT Christian Slater, Mike Tyson, or Marv Albert.

4> Left forearm bigger than Popeye's from giving the finger and aiming the Uzi.

3> In traffic, that throbbing vein in your forehead gets big enough to honk the horn on its own.

2> You can't resist firing off a few practice shots whenever you pass a Target store.

and the Number 1 Sign You Suffer From Road Rage...

1> Two words: Feces slingshot

Thu Oct 20 '05 9:16:38 am

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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From a friend of mine . . .

Sometimes women send mixed signals.

For example,

if you read every 11th letter in the restraining order my girlfriend faxed me it clearly spells i-l-o-v-e-y-o-u . . .

and then mostly gibberish . . .

but then p-u-s-b-a-g, which I presume is her newpet name for me.

She SO wants me, the coy minx.

Edited Thu Oct 20 '05 9:19 am

Thu Oct 20 '05 9:17:35 am

Master Yoda
Neil Morgan
York, North Yorkshire
England
Plays: Guitar (30 years)
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Vai and band were awesome last night. Jeremy Colson is a wicked drummer; I had no idea how good he is!!! Too bad the sound was crap - all kick drum and bass, not enough of anything else. Once again, the moment that really stand out in my mind of the whole gig was a Tony MacAlipne lick. That guy is a fucking monster of a guitar player...

962 - Yeah, man that was weird!!!! I would have liked him to play the full complete tracks though - particularly the sick solo in Rescue Me Or Bury Me. That said, it would have been hard to hear the guitar since the sound was so utterly dreadful last night... Performance was top notch form everyone though - especially Tony MacAlipne!!!!!!

Clarky - Now there's a good idea!!!! We could go out for Chritsmas dinner somewhere!!!! How very English??? lmao

NM

Edited Thu Oct 20 '05 9:36 am

Thu Oct 20 '05 9:35:33 am
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