zenfish hey buddy, i am down with the toast send it! you still got my addy?

LucySorets, I dunno if you're interested, but the Andy Timmons Band are doing some shows in Spain in november and december:

Good Morning Satchland....... How are we today?

Dakook & Angelina....... Now I really feel stupid. I can't read the wolf2 dialect very well. Thanks for your thanks. Congrats on your pregnancy. How'd that happen?.....LOL.....First child? God Bless you both.

This will put a smile on your face:

Hind Lick maneuver:

Two hillbillies are eating in a restaurant. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I a in't niver seed nobody do it!"

Check this link. This is cool...but a little scary. Anybody.....let me know how he does it. I have no idea.

http://www.whateveryouwant.ca/copperfield.htm

Have A Great Day Everyone ! ! ! !

Death cube K

Keniko

Make a note of ALL the first set of cards.

None of them are shown in the second set.

Signs You Suffer From Road Rage

5> A) Teeth marks on steering wheel all the way down to the 5 and 7 o'clock positions; B) You're NOT Christian Slater, Mike Tyson, or Marv Albert.

4> Left forearm bigger than Popeye's from giving the finger and aiming the Uzi.

3> In traffic, that throbbing vein in your forehead gets big enough to honk the horn on its own.

2> You can't resist firing off a few practice shots whenever you pass a Target store.

and the Number 1 Sign You Suffer From Road Rage...

From a friend of mine . . .

Sometimes women send mixed signals.

For example,

if you read every 11th letter in the restraining order my girlfriend faxed me it clearly spells i-l-o-v-e-y-o-u . . .

and then mostly gibberish . . .

but then p-u-s-b-a-g, which I presume is her newpet name for me.

Vai and band were awesome last night. Jeremy Colson is a wicked drummer; I had no idea how good he is!!! Too bad the sound was crap - all kick drum and bass, not enough of anything else. Once again, the moment that really stand out in my mind of the whole gig was a Tony MacAlipne lick. That guy is a fucking monster of a guitar player...

962 - Yeah, man that was weird!!!! I would have liked him to play the full complete tracks though - particularly the sick solo in Rescue Me Or Bury Me. That said, it would have been hard to hear the guitar since the sound was so utterly dreadful last night... Performance was top notch form everyone though - especially Tony MacAlipne!!!!!!

Clarky - Now there's a good idea!!!! We could go out for Chritsmas dinner somewhere!!!! How very English??? lmao

mikesb - That sounds awesome. Any idea where I can get my hands on it?

hi all, just joined the website. is there any fans of satch in the tunbridge wells area in kent?

jon5 - Welcom to the site, dude! I live in Hastings - not too far from Tunbridge Wells at all!!!

quote of the day - which I hope I never have to use...

"so come bed time I was just a little squiffy.. "

Clarky, any luck with Mikey yet? I know you've been busy. lol!!

Fab: Great t see y back in the saddle bro, a much needed rest is always a good plan after hard work.How was Beverly Hills? i heard a cd Francis Dunnery acoustic gig recorded in Glasgow i think it was King Tuts? was some years ago,ol Fran remembers his time spent there as people taking contracts out on each other ie the mothers uncles aunt owns money, so the son in laws daughter gets pissed off & asks the fiance of her sister to do a job on blah blah, story goes they all have contacts out on each other to be murdered, his opening line for the gig " hi i,m Francis Dunnery & i,m an alcoholic,lol

Any T2J'ers live anywhere near Canterbury, Kent, UK??? RECOIL will be playing at the Tonic Bar on Tuesday 1st November. Check out the website for more details.

Hey Joe,

i've been thinking of somethin u said... it was one of the funniest damn things i had heard... but the only thing i can remember is u sayn "I'm on fire, I'm on fire! The flames are lickin my ass!" it just popped into my head last night and that's all i could remember... when u get a chance drop me a line and remind me of what the whole story is...

i see everthing is goin awesome in your world... drop by my world MattShamblin.com