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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Reasons Your Home Office Is Not Working Out


5> Unlike your co-workers, your kids are smart enough not to buy your cover story of "naughty copier elves" when they find your butt-scans.

4> Every office has at least one total a-hole, and you're the only one there. You do the math.

3> Productivity has dropped now that *you're* the target of your sexual-harrassment shenanigans, as you're having to take multiple masturbation breaks a day.

2> Distracted by all the weeds, horses and wide-open spaces, you just nominated Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court.

and the Number 1 Reason Your Home Office Is Not Working Out...

1> Your wife is starting to resent being referred to as "that slut in Accounting."

Wed Oct 12 '05 1:38:58 pm Set this message as last read

MegaBoyd
Boyd
suisun city, california
u s A
Plays: Bass
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Hey joe,

DId you go & see The Mars Volta & system of a down saturday night at the oakland arena?

good show man talk to you later Boyd

Wed Oct 12 '05 2:53:21 pm Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Gotta have Joe et al

What's all the fuss because a bird flew?

Birds are supposed to fly!

Little old wine drinker me!

S.

Wed Oct 12 '05 3:51:16 pm Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Sugarydarlingbaby69385028

You are a nice person, God bless you! (and the kook)

And everyone else!

Keep rocking.

S.

Wed Oct 12 '05 3:54:27 pm Set this message as last read

AVARICE

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Happy Birthday Clarky...40 today....you OLD fucker!! MOO
Wed Oct 12 '05 3:55:51 pm Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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Webmaster...Jon Luini...thanks for the news....I've ordered mine...woo hoo!

Clarky....happy birthday...yer ole sod...ya....Kronenbourg for everyone...lol

sugarbaby6928/dakook...thanks for asking...I'm fine...practicing my rump off....getting my leather pant's out of the closet for some Chromeboy pic's....lol...leather feels so cool on one's naked skin...lmao...getting alittle restless...think I need to wrestle with some females...lol

Edited Wed Oct 12 '05 4:25 pm

Wed Oct 12 '05 4:19:02 pm Set this message as last read

sugarbaby6928
Angelina
Canada
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Captain STeve................. ty I try!!! you got a little carried away with my name eh!! LOL...........

SteeveT...... Are you keeping ok? We were just wondering how you are doing?

HI YA JOE WE LOVE YA and cant forget JEFF Too he is an awesome drummer!!!

Wed Oct 12 '05 4:22:02 pm Set this message as last read

sugarbaby6928
Angelina
Canada
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Steeve T.......... LMAO..............leather feels great your right! Ummmm and your other remark GO GET HER!!!! Hope you are going to share those pics with your new chromie.........LOL HMMMMM...................HMMMMMMMM...........

Wed Oct 12 '05 4:32:49 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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woooooooooohoooooooooooo!!!!

WE HAVE A LINKY!!! Check it out on the home page.....DVD info....

YAY!!!! I'm checkin it out....any news is GOOD news, LOL!!

THANKS JOE AND JON, you made my day!! Love ya!!

Edited Wed Oct 12 '05 4:44 pm

Wed Oct 12 '05 4:42:41 pm Set this message as last read

rob310
Rob D'Angelo
ACWORTH, GA
usa
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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where can i find a chrome boy?
Wed Oct 12 '05 5:12:10 pm Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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Rob310...it took me several years to track some down, but be persistant, and you'll find one....got $4500.00 US...cause that's just about what you'll need unless you're lucky...good luck!

sugarbaby6928/dakook...maybe I'll get the nerve this weekend...that is...for the pictures...lol

Edited Wed Oct 12 '05 5:19 pm

Wed Oct 12 '05 5:18:35 pm Set this message as last read

dakook
Rick Shedd
Dana Point, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (48 years)
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STEEVE T...I have a GREAT idea..what say you get a pair of CHROME leather pants to match your new guitars?? Maybe to top it off a pair of FUNKY BROTHAH PLATFORM SHOES.."CHROME" of course..OMG..LAFFIN OUR ASSES OFF,,then you GOTTA have your own style of sun glasses,,say,,SLY STONE type..he he

THEN..to top it all off,,you can play.."SHES A VERY KINKY GIRL" to some young hunny?? GAWD,,,Id pay to see that!! LMAO...Just a thought buddy,,,Dakook & Ang

Wed Oct 12 '05 5:58:12 pm Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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dakook...this is too close to the past...in another life...I use to sing some Rick James tunes...and wore some very funky clothes...lol
Wed Oct 12 '05 6:25:46 pm Set this message as last read

death cube k

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keniko Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.  


(A brick??) thats where the term woody came from..LMAO


boyd i saw SOAD and the mars volta about 2 weeks ago the mars volta rocked.. one of the best bands i have seen..
Wed Oct 12 '05 6:44:38 pm Set this message as last read

hoiguy79
Josue Vázquez
Tulancingo, Hidalgo
México
Plays: Guitar (27 years)
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Thanks for the info webmaster, can wait to watch the new DVD.
Wed Oct 12 '05 6:54:19 pm Set this message as last read

RoMeRz

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Aww the webcast show has gone offline - any chance of it going back up or being released on dvd or anything ?
Wed Oct 12 '05 6:59:14 pm Set this message as last read

dakook
Rick Shedd
Dana Point, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (48 years)
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STEEVE T,,,THAT WAS YOU!! OMG...the good old days huh buddy?? The closest Ive come to that was tryin to be like Jimmy Page,,,lol

My hats off to ya...you got bigger cantaloupes than I do..

Hell Ang is so young she dosnt even know who Rick James is,,,,lol I thought she was kidding,,SHE DOSNT!!

Wed Oct 12 '05 7:07:25 pm Set this message as last read

McDave

Cook, MN

Plays: Guitar (40 years)
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That's ok Joe...you don't play up here enough to justify putting Minneapolis or Duluth on the list for the G3 screening. Go where the money is right?
Wed Oct 12 '05 7:07:46 pm Set this message as last read

Spizazz
Steve Spizzirri
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Hello Joe
Come out and play!
Yeah... http://www.spizazz.com/music.html
Spizazz
Wed Oct 12 '05 8:39:40 pm Set this message as last read

yetz
christopher tongol
GMA, Cavite
philippines
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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joe satriani is the best bro..
Wed Oct 12 '05 8:49:40 pm Set this message as last read

big bad moon 1889
nick frega
mahopac, ny
united states
Plays: Guitar (20 years)
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WOOOOOO G3 BABY!!! cant wait to get that its gunna be sick!

john petrucci's new album is AMAZING!! everyone buy it becuse its just so awsome!

peace bros

-nick-

Wed Oct 12 '05 8:51:14 pm Set this message as last read

JS_JS
Jacob Stewart
Washington
U S
Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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just ordered my copy of G3. can't wiat. Joe rules. can't wiat for the new ablum!
Wed Oct 12 '05 9:12:37 pm Set this message as last read

MegaBoyd
Boyd
suisun city, california
u s A
Plays: Bass
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death cube k yeah the mars volta freaking rocks!
Wed Oct 12 '05 9:28:10 pm Set this message as last read

MegaBoyd
Boyd
suisun city, california
u s A
Plays: Bass
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Clarky,

ALL your birthday are belong to us!

have a good one, boyd

Wed Oct 12 '05 9:29:00 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Happy birthday Clarky!

Wed Oct 12 '05 9:34:13 pm Set this message as last read
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