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Make a note of ALL the first set of cards.

None of them are shown in the second set.

Signs You Suffer From Road Rage

5> A) Teeth marks on steering wheel all the way down to the 5 and 7 o'clock positions; B) You're NOT Christian Slater, Mike Tyson, or Marv Albert.

4> Left forearm bigger than Popeye's from giving the finger and aiming the Uzi.

3> In traffic, that throbbing vein in your forehead gets big enough to honk the horn on its own.

2> You can't resist firing off a few practice shots whenever you pass a Target store.

and the Number 1 Sign You Suffer From Road Rage...

From a friend of mine . . .

Sometimes women send mixed signals.

For example,

if you read every 11th letter in the restraining order my girlfriend faxed me it clearly spells i-l-o-v-e-y-o-u . . .

and then mostly gibberish . . .

but then p-u-s-b-a-g, which I presume is her newpet name for me.

Vai and band were awesome last night. Jeremy Colson is a wicked drummer; I had no idea how good he is!!! Too bad the sound was crap - all kick drum and bass, not enough of anything else. Once again, the moment that really stand out in my mind of the whole gig was a Tony MacAlipne lick. That guy is a fucking monster of a guitar player...

962 - Yeah, man that was weird!!!! I would have liked him to play the full complete tracks though - particularly the sick solo in Rescue Me Or Bury Me. That said, it would have been hard to hear the guitar since the sound was so utterly dreadful last night... Performance was top notch form everyone though - especially Tony MacAlipne!!!!!!

Clarky - Now there's a good idea!!!! We could go out for Chritsmas dinner somewhere!!!! How very English??? lmao

mikesb - That sounds awesome. Any idea where I can get my hands on it?

hi all, just joined the website. is there any fans of satch in the tunbridge wells area in kent?

jon5 - Welcom to the site, dude! I live in Hastings - not too far from Tunbridge Wells at all!!!

quote of the day - which I hope I never have to use...

"so come bed time I was just a little squiffy.. "

Clarky, any luck with Mikey yet? I know you've been busy. lol!!

Fab: Great t see y back in the saddle bro, a much needed rest is always a good plan after hard work.How was Beverly Hills? i heard a cd Francis Dunnery acoustic gig recorded in Glasgow i think it was King Tuts? was some years ago,ol Fran remembers his time spent there as people taking contracts out on each other ie the mothers uncles aunt owns money, so the son in laws daughter gets pissed off & asks the fiance of her sister to do a job on blah blah, story goes they all have contacts out on each other to be murdered, his opening line for the gig " hi i,m Francis Dunnery & i,m an alcoholic,lol

Any T2J'ers live anywhere near Canterbury, Kent, UK??? RECOIL will be playing at the Tonic Bar on Tuesday 1st November. Check out the website for more details.

Hey Joe,

i've been thinking of somethin u said... it was one of the funniest damn things i had heard... but the only thing i can remember is u sayn "I'm on fire, I'm on fire! The flames are lickin my ass!" it just popped into my head last night and that's all i could remember... when u get a chance drop me a line and remind me of what the whole story is...

i see everthing is goin awesome in your world... drop by my world MattShamblin.com

Da Kook and SugaryGIRL

Congratulations on your good news.

Last time I checked there was only one species on this earth we inhabit where the male gives birth to live young and it isn't human! Ergo Angelina cannot be a man. QED.

Keep rocking.

hey joe hey guys

cant wait for the Vai gig on saturday, Evo premium Experience here i come!!! lol. sooooooo excited

anyone from here goin to the newcastle show with a Evo Ticket???