Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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Signs You Suffer From Road Rage
5> A) Teeth marks on steering wheel all the way down to the 5
and 7 o'clock positions; B) You're NOT Christian Slater,
Mike Tyson, or Marv Albert.
4> Left forearm bigger than Popeye's from giving the finger
and aiming the Uzi.
3> In traffic, that throbbing vein in your forehead gets big
enough to honk the horn on its own.
2> You can't resist firing off a few practice shots whenever
you pass a Target store.
and the Number 1 Sign You Suffer From Road Rage...
1> Two words: Feces slingshot
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Thu Oct 20 '05 9:16:38 am
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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From a friend of mine . . .
Sometimes women send mixed signals.
For example,
if you read every 11th letter in the restraining
order my girlfriend faxed me it clearly spells
i-l-o-v-e-y-o-u . . .
and then mostly gibberish . . .
but then p-u-s-b-a-g, which I presume is her newpet name for me.
She SO wants me, the coy minx.
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Thu Oct 20 '05 9:17:35 am
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Master Yoda
Neil Morgan York, North Yorkshire England Plays: Guitar (30 years)
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Vai and band were awesome last night. Jeremy Colson is a wicked drummer; I had no idea how good he is!!! Too bad the sound was crap - all kick drum and bass, not enough of anything else. Once again, the moment that really stand out in my mind of the whole gig was a Tony MacAlipne lick. That guy is a fucking monster of a guitar player...
962 - Yeah, man that was weird!!!! I would have liked him to play the full complete tracks though - particularly the sick solo in Rescue Me Or Bury Me. That said, it would have been hard to hear the guitar since the sound was so utterly dreadful last night... Performance was top notch form everyone though - especially Tony MacAlipne!!!!!!
Clarky - Now there's a good idea!!!! We could go out for Chritsmas dinner somewhere!!!! How very English??? lmao
NM
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Thu Oct 20 '05 9:35:33 am
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Donkey Hotay
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Master Yoda.. it is a pity TMac doesn't get the opportunity to show more in a Vai gig... If you wanna have your sox rocked check out the Ring of Fire DVD with TMac sparring viciously with Vitalij Kuprij/Bynoe and Donati awesome stuff....
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Thu Oct 20 '05 9:42:09 am
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jon5
jon sales tunbridge wells, kent uk Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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hi all, just joined the website.
is there any fans of satch in the tunbridge wells area in kent?
Jon5
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Thu Oct 20 '05 9:49:43 am
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slanshroom
roy marchbank Scotland, Barcelona Spain Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Fab: Great t see y back in the saddle bro, a much needed rest is always a good plan after hard work.How was Beverly Hills? i heard a cd Francis Dunnery acoustic gig recorded in Glasgow i think it was King Tuts? was some years ago,ol Fran remembers his time spent there as people taking contracts out on each other ie the mothers uncles aunt owns money, so the son in laws daughter gets pissed off & asks the fiance of her sister to do a job on blah blah, story goes they all have contacts out on each other to be murdered, his opening line for the gig " hi i,m Francis Dunnery & i,m an alcoholic,lol
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Thu Oct 20 '05 10:37:16 am
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Master Yoda
Neil Morgan York, North Yorkshire England Plays: Guitar (30 years)
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Any T2J'ers live anywhere near Canterbury, Kent, UK??? RECOIL will be playing at the Tonic Bar on Tuesday 1st November. Check out the website for more details.
NM
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Thu Oct 20 '05 11:27:05 am
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zerojack45
Cristopher Villamizar GUADALAJARA, GUADALAJARA MEXICO Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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good luck joe...I apreciate all that you do with your guitar but I'm wishing that you could be a good guy...I don't know you so much but it's ok...peace www.myspace.com/cp9
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Thu Oct 20 '05 12:25:34 pm
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Matt Shamblin
Matt Shamblin Daniels, WV USA Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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Hey Joe,
i've been thinking of somethin u said... it was one of the funniest damn things i had heard... but the only thing i can remember is u sayn "I'm on fire, I'm on fire! The flames are lickin my ass!" it just popped into my head last night and that's all i could remember... when u get a chance drop me a line and remind me of what the whole story is...
i see everthing is goin awesome in your world... drop by my world MattShamblin.com
peace out bro. stay frosty,
-Matt
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Two Shay
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Da Kook and SugaryGIRL
Congratulations on your good news.
Last time I checked there was only one species on this earth we inhabit where the male gives birth to live young and it isn't human! Ergo Angelina cannot be a man. QED.
Keep rocking.
Steve.
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The Farting Gnome
Mike Smith Oakdale, Gwent United Kingdom Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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hey joe hey guys
cant wait for the Vai gig on saturday, Evo premium Experience here i come!!! lol. sooooooo excited
anyone from here goin to the newcastle show with a Evo Ticket???
TFG
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Thu Oct 20 '05 1:52:19 pm
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anibur
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KATHMANDU, yeah! ...Cheese101, we're still stuck at the airport in Mumbai waiting for the plane to be fixed!!! Looking forward to our 20 hour flight home... Thanks to all of our fans in India for a great tour and a wonderful experience... Joe
Yeah...........are you still at the airport Joe?
No ...seriously, are you going to the HD screening in San Francisco?
anibur ****
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Thu Oct 20 '05 2:06:26 pm
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962
Simon Granada, Andalucia Spain Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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Neil, yeah the sound was not superb, although I could hear Steve and Bill clearly....could hardly hear Tony at all, but from what I could make out he, yet again, won the lick-of-the-night award on the end of "I'm the hell outta here/get the hell outta here/wossname".
Anybody else got Billy Sheehan's new album? I grabbed it last night and it kicks ass.....I gotta get me a Billy Sheehan Appreciation T-Shirt! hehe
Joe, please come back to the Shepherd's Bush Empire in London on your next tour!
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Thu Oct 20 '05 2:09:23 pm
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962
Simon Granada, Andalucia Spain Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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anibur, (nice to see you back here, by the way!) I saw Joe at the 'Empire on the Strange Beautiful Tour in summer '02.....it was such an amazing venue, and a stunning show....I can't wait to see another Joe solo show again!
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Thu Oct 20 '05 2:12:21 pm
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