Jeff Foxworthy on Indiana.................

If someone in a store offers you assistance & they don't work there, you might live in Indiana.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Indiana.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Indiana.

for cuthbert and all others . . .

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE HOOSIER WHEN:

1. Vacation means going north or south on I-65 for the weekend.

2. You measure distance in hours.

3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.

4. You often switch from heat to AC in the same day and back again.

5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, ithout flinching.

6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events including weddings.

7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.

9. You design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

11. You know all 5 seasons: "almost winter", "winter", "still winter", "Road Construction", & "It's Hot".

12. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.

13. "Down South" means Kentucky to you.

14. A brat is something you eat.

15. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed.

16. You go out to a tailgate party every Friday.

17. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

18. You find 0 degrees a "little chilly."

What is a Yankee?

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

hey everybody

could you answer my last post about the guitars please, i need help

Zincy

And for all us non-septics,

WTF are hoosiers?

S.

PS

On a visit to New England I was told that Maine women make the ideal partners.

Captain Steve

Hoosier - a nickname for people from Indiana.

cuthbert1776

I have seen those definitions before - there are more definitions and origins then that out there. But those will do.

michelle: Moooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! :-) Hi girl, I missed you too, and hope you and the fam are doin' fine this wonderful day..and, oh, yup.... I got's my cowbell on.... Donk, donk, donk.... As I explore the studio, and you know..We put our pant's on the same way.... Cept' when I do....I make gold records, lol!! ;-) (Classic SNL).... And most of all.... Happy Anniversary Michelle and Dave!!.... AWM AWY to you guys :-)

/\/\/\R|<: Great to be back as much as possible bro, thanks!.... Werd to the T2J II crew brotha!!....

962: Thank's bro, it's good to be back to somewhat normal again, lol....

marimariSRV: Thanks again for that great JOE surprise, that blew me away!.... Keep up the excellent work, and Dr. \//\I is very lucky to have you behind the camera eye!!....

cuthbert1776: lol bro, I finally got a chance to tap the keys again, much less the strings!.... Satch Karma really works.... It really does :-)

alexandrecaetano: Great to hear the interview was a blast my friend!!.... Brandos Costumes all the way :-)

Ovation1/VFRrocker:A up chucks, great to see y both back, just about t pop in the shower & rush out the door to the Vai gig tonight in Barca, i,ll catch up with you cats soon!

marimari:Cant believe it, the boss gave me the afternoon off for t get changed & get t the Vai gig in time, plus he,s offered me an indefinite contract starting January!! Cant believe it, was a bolt out the blue, hes like "go to the gig & enjoy yourself, you,ve earnt it & by the way you have an indefinite contract starting January, the company is more than happy with your work" nearly 2 years at this trying to nail a decent contract down, i,m so chuffed, ok i,d better scoot, laters darlin, if i get a chance t see any of the lads i,ll mention you were askin for them

Good Morning Satchland....... How are you guys?

Zen...... I love your synphony idea. Could I possibly be involved? I would LOVE to be a part of this. Let me know. Take care.

Dakook....... TWINS ? Did I read that right? You old dog you. That's awesome. Well,You have the right women. Italian women are strong. From reading previous posts it's obvious Angelina(I still love that name)fits that mold perfectly. God Bless all FOUR of you....... Whew ! ! !

Stevee T.....You got mail. Thanks.

Cuth...... Thanks for the link. I never heard of the Govenor. He looks pretty well known in the Indy area. I would love to play with this guy. I'm going to email him and introduce myself to him. Thanks again......Take care

gottahavejoe...... You're stealing my lines......LOL......

Satriella i liked much your message!!! haha it's very cool :P

I play guitar from june of this year, but i have learned very fast and for this christmas i will buy a black ibanez sa120. I would prefer js100, but still it is soon for that haha.

What about you? what guitar have you got?

I know the majority is from USA and UK, but I'm wishing satch returns to spain :P In these days, we have here to Steve Vai, and he was yesterday near my home, but it isn't the same haha. When you will return to Spain, Satch? x'D

I am hoping to see if it leaves in the news, but so far nothing has been seen on the concerts that it has given in Spain or about his tour.

Hi Joe,

It's such a shame you don't get to see all the lovely messages in here for you, maybe the webmaster could print them off os you can read them whil you are jet-setting over the world. It must feel awesome to have a world-wide following.

js1200js1000

Intruder alert, intruder alert who is this Satchriella person?

Zen......Thank you so much. I missed the deadline for the Satchurated 2 CD. So I thought this would be another great project to be involved with fellow T2Jer's. I never composed a movement before......But I'd like to to try writing a movement to solo over. I need a jumping off part to start thinking of ideas. I'm assuming that would be your tape. I'd like to get a copy of that to get a feel of where you're heading. If you can convertyour part to mp3 format you can email this to me. I can offer some post production work......mixing, burning copies, etc if that's not in place already. Let me know and thanks. I'm honored.

Cuth.....So should I stop in 200 posts? I didn't know what you ment untill I looked at your full post name. No...., we'll celebrate post 1776. We need the Cuth to keep posting. In my opinion....your opinion is welcome. Besides....who will carry the rant torch.....LOL.....also so very much needed.....IMHO.....LOL