A guy and a gal meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.

A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands again.

The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."

The guy, surprised, says "Yes, how did you figure that out?" "Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands."

One thing led to another and they make love.

After they are done, the girl says, "You must be a really good dentist."

The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Well yes, I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?"

Good Morning Satchland...... How is Everyone Today?

Zinc...... Thanks for the info on Lennon. Sad and scary.

Sad..... Because we lost a Rock icon. A musical poet, a great song writer, Activist for world peace, a end to a Beatle reunion or comeback. We'll never hear any new songs from John. John did a lot of soul searching at this time. Refuted fame , became a house dad and more in touch with John the person. Double Fantasy is a brilliant record. All what he went through and what he was going through in his life at the time is written in that record. He was clean, fresh and ready to Rock again. Every time I hear Imagine ....you can't help but feel the impact of those lyrics. If you can't feel them then something is dead inside. Everything he stood for is in those lyrics. John had the world in his hands. The saddest of all....He died in such a violent way and that is so much against what he stood for. God rest his soul.

Scary.... You can sense from the discription in Chatman's own words how lost and lonely and phychotic he was. Not to mention he was coward who shot Lennon in the back. John didn't even see it coming.

Suzo..... Thank you so much. But I can only take credit for the music on the site. Well...it's the band playing cover songs but you no what I mean. Sean did my site and the mural all on his own. I can't take credit for that. Did you see the mural?

Hi

have you seen Paul Gilbert's DVD Space Ship Live?

How about doing your own version of a live in the studio song presentation? It's a brilliant way of showcasing songs in an intimate setting and would sure please guitarists with lots of close ups of the flying fingers.

Beno

Dolphin pie

Just had a look at your prom pix through the linky.

Couldn't help but notice that there were a couple of pix of a rather fine looking scantily clad hottie but most were of young men with their arms round each other. I guess you had a gay old time. LOL I bet Gaylord Moon wishes he had been there! LMAO

Just kidding!

Rock on.

Bloo Gaylord

Touched a raw nerve there did I. LOL

ROTFLMAO

Just a wee bit o' the craic Al.

Ah shit, my door's just broke! Maybe I could tie it up with someones long girly hair!

Keep rocking.

Hi all,

Clarky - Ah that's better I hear you again while I post - Thank you for posting your site again and for your rock!

js1200js1000 - Join the club - COMPUTERS EH!!!!!

Blue Moon - Ah sunsets/sunrises my favourite - nice pictures although it seemed a little strange looking at pictures of a sunrise from a Blue Moon?!

Surely music is interpretted differently by everyone cos we are all unique, there is not another one of us anywhere in the world. None of us are Joe so we can't hear the music exactly as he (or anyone else that makes music) had in his head when he was composing it. That is why to some this kinda stuff is a noise and a racket and to others it is sweet nectar. So after listening to a piece of music, one might say, this is a bee buzzing around collecting pollen and to someone else it's saying, this is a woman who has lost a child in the marketplace and is frantic about it! We have to live and let live on personal choices in music. it's always gonna affect every person differently which is why you can't really say that a particular tune is evil cos it made someone do something bad, it's a defect in the person not in the music. Do you get what I'm saying? not good at explaining things.

Good to have you back on the board 962.

Clarky - I never played football for my school, for one reason, and one reason only; I'm sooo shit at it it's not even funny... lmao

Delfino Pie...nice link...I'll give it a good listen..later on..

Zenfish...snail mail has landed...I'll convert it, and return it to you via mp3 format later on in the evening....thanks...

Satriella..... I definetly get what you're saying. You explained this prefectly.

Stevee T...... No CD yet....Sniff, Sniff. Let the Sinphony begin.

Clarky..... I posted to you about progressions for the modes. I was thinkin' I could harmonize the modal scale I wanted to work in for my chords. My question is ....How do you know what chords dominate a certain harmonized scale for a modal progression?... Blues...1,4,5..... Jazz...2,5,1... etc... Any help would be great. Thanks. Take care.

js1200js1000, Blue Moon's post was a prime example of putting the photo on a physically different bit of web space, and linking directly to the address where that photo is stored.

If you think there's a chance you'll be wanting to share pictures and photos on a semi-regular basis, ie. if you think this is not just a one-off, then I can highly recommend signing up to a photo-hosting community like "webshots".

Here's a link to my webshots space - http://community.webshots.com/user/962_lm

At the top of that page you'll see tags for "download webshots - free" and "free sign up". I suggest signing up first then downloading the software. The software will help you process photos and upload them to the webspace, adding captions and archiving them in different albums. It will also work as a screensaver manager as well as a browser in which you can search the webshots community library for specific photos.

if you decide to do that, just shout and I and probably many others will be happy to explain how linking works on this board!

CLARKY- lol- yes you are right, everyone would have been way too lashed!

BAHDUH- bit of a heavy going week, have had lots of dealings with social services this week, gets quite depressing at times... still it's nearly Friday and more importantly nearly the LONG TEACHER HOLIDAYS! :)

js1200js1000 - Caught a naughty boy for BA, sorted out other peoples messes, should av done the job myself in the first place. WORKMATES EH!!!! I'm hooked on my canadian thing now. high winds eh, roofer, winder cleaner, your a lumberjack an your OK? I feel a song cumin on? MONTY PYTHON EH!!! 962 is great he is the helpful soul of T2J - luv im! He just watches the site waiting for someone to help, then he pounces and smothers you with loving help! FIRST AIDERS EH!!!!! (if I sat here long enough I'd think of something much better than that, sorry it's a bit lame - still depressed)

Keniko - woohoo my first post from you, congratulations to me and such a nice one too thanks!

Blue Moon - nice pics you snap happy chappy!

Clarky - come on with that album....I've bin waitin aaaaaages! Don't go gettin sidetracked by this T2J symphony thing, concentrate on the job at hand, concentrate, concentrate....

Zenfish - Soz bout the above, but av you eard the man's stuff its aaaawwwwsome! What about you? hmmmm do you just come up with great ideas or do you actually play? Oh what's that I hear....laughs in the distance from all the people in here that know you are a shreddin guitarist and think I'm a fool!!!!

JimboJim... Nice to see you again.:) Mari... We made it home in one piece thanks :). Didn't see Clarky while I was overthere... It's not possible to make long trips with my friend so it wasn't possible to go see Clarky... I think I didn't even told him I was in the UK... oops

England U19 2 - 0 Switzerland U19

stonking game....

but my god... it was freezing out there tonight....

Things a Talking Car Would Say

5> "Methane level critical. Please crack a window NOW."

4> "Quit bitching about $3 gas, Mr. 'I can't function without my $5.95 Frappuccino.'"

3> "Warning! Commencing Billy Joel evasion sequence!"

2> "Reverse! Neutral! Drive! Neutral! Reverse! Now throw it into overdrive, baby! Yeah, that's right! Who's your Caddy? Who's your Caddy??!!"

and the Number 1 Thing a Talking Car Would Say...

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