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Joe Satriani

svk, sure honey, one of those cd's were fer u :) Do you know of this group? The Trans Siberian Orchestra has this fabulous sound to them and their cd's are pretty varied, even if all I got were Christmas cd's!! I think I could listen to these all year round!! I plan on seeing them live next chance I get! How's school? Almost done with this semester? Hang in there sweetie!! :)

Satriella, while you're looking for good music, check that Orchestra out....they have a website with sound clips that just blew me away!!

Mari, so glad you ended up safe and sound...I think my life woulda been flashing before my eyes with your experience. Soooooo dangerous, but glad you got through it and are buying a TANK!!!!! Rockzilla, I like it!!!

slanshroom...with the GI-20 Interface?

Couldn't resist posting this......mwaaaahahaha....

Subject: Holiday Cookies

This recipe works even for those who don't bake a lot. Comes out the same every time... enjoy!

Holiday Cookie Recipe

In case you might be looking for a new holiday cookie recipe... The Tequila can be either white or gold Cuervo, by the way....

Christmas Cookie Ingredients:

1 cup of water lemon juice 1 tsp baking soda 4 large eggs 1 cup of sugar 1 cup nuts 1 tsp salt 2 cups of dried fruit 1 cup of brown sugar 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off floor...

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuckin the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.

Check the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.

Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowel through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS

cheese 101...that's some recipe!

Hi fellow satchites,

Peace&guitars - oooooooh yes!! OMG, on the edge of my seat, shouting Nooooo you can't do that! at jack this week, and last week he was funny, taking the mick out of Soya, haha he deserved it, what's gonna be special about the baby? hmmmmm by the way have you noticed how all the numbers feature in some way in every episode and everyone is in some way connected to one of the others? Clever stuff...luvin it.

PUBLIC NOTICE TO THOSE IN USA - DONT YOU DARE SPOIL IT, JUST COS YOUR ON SERIES 2!!

Cheese101 - Luv the recipe, cracked me up. I'm really not an orchestra person? I find it all a bit strange that you lot are hyped about one to be honest, guess I had better check it out, what were they called again...something about Siberia wasn't it? Here is something else to make you laugh from Mozambique:

WARNING

Due to the rising frequency of human-lion encounters, the Mozambique Ministry of Fish and Wildlife is advising hunters, hikers, fishermen and motorcyclists that use the out-of-doors in a recreational or work-related function to take extra care while in the bush.

We advise outdoorsmen to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advance warning to any lions that might be close by so that you don't take them by surpirse.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry "Pepper spray" with him or her in case of an encounter with a lion.

outdoorsmen should also be on the lookout for fresh lion activity, and be able to tell the difference between lion cub shit and big lion shit. Lion cub shit is smaller and contains berries and dassie fur. Big lion shit has bells in it and smells like pepper.

enjoy your stay in Mozambique.

962 or any Dream Theater fan - My god, I just get more and more emotional every time I listen to Scenes from a memory, when he is reading the gravestone it just chokes me up....maybe it's just me but for years now I can be walking along the street and I will suddenly get a vision in my head of losing my daughter in some way and I'm in tears and I have to hurry home and give her a big hug...I just can't bear even the thought of it I luv her sooooo much she is just the loveliest girl....I digress OK I've read the lyrics but I still can't work out if he is the guy who shot her, why is it in his memory? confused.

I know there are some BIG dream theater fans here, so help me out pleeeease. By the way are all there albums like this and if I get some more money what other album of theirs should I get again?

Hugs Satriella xx

Hi!

I just want to say hello to everyone and of course to Joe if he is reading this:) I hope the next album will be exotic and take us even further out in space for some new cosmic power and adventures in harmony and melodies. I am just sitting here in Norway and listening to "Is There Love In Space". I must say I really love the three songs which comes after each other, they are: nr6 : Is There Love In Space nr7: If I Could Fly nr8: The Souls Of Distortion Great to put on the cd and play these songs after each other:)

I have been a fan since "Not Of This Earth" and been to every Satriani concert in Oslo, Norway. Still Satriani is writing damn good songs and melodies. I am really excited for his next album as always. My dream is that Satriani comes not only to Oslo in Norway but also Bergen, the next largest city in Norway. We have had some great concerts here in the later years like Black Sabbath this summer and next summer Rolling Stones will also come. So why not Satriani? :) If he comes i will make shure the concert will be sold out.

An excellent X-mas to all Satriani aliens around the world!

banan...welcome to the site! Hvordan lang har De vært å leking guitar?

slanshroom...I've found technology is digested best one bite at a time...it does seem overwhelming for us Gitar pickers... lol...but with midi programming & all the wonderful things it offers us...now more than ever with tight tracking...the keyboardist's world is open to those who can temper they're patience for the possible HUGE result not previously accessible to we mere 6 stringers....

btw...Flyman's Knuckle...right up my creative palate, as well as your whole album...excellente'

R.I.P. Richard Pryor

LOS ANGELES - Richard Pryor, the caustic yet perceptive actor-comedian who lived dangerously close to the edge both on stage and off, died Saturday. He was 65.

Pryor died shortly before 8 a.m. of a heart attack after being taken to a hospital from his home in the San Fernando Valley, said his business manager, Karen Finch. He had been ill for years with multiple sclerosis, a degenerative disease of the nervous system.

Satriella - 'mo money ~ Metropolis 2000 - Scenes From New York DVD is a DT must have if you're digging the Scenes From A Memory cd. GOTTA get that one! You think yer cryin' now... wait till you SEE The Spirit Carries On!!!

http://www.dreamtheater.net/disco_videography.php?s=met2000

damn broke-ass CHAT!!!

MR LUINI, WHAT'S UP WITH THE CHAT? IT'S BEEN DOWN FOR ABOUT 2 WEEKS!

three in a row - tic tac toe

Satriella

I finished the first series bout errrrr 2-3 weeks ago ! I am really starting to collapse undr the pressure of not seein the 2nd series . Sum ppl think that wen boon dies (soz 2 any1 reading this who didnt know that boon dies) his spirit goes int2 claires baby . Sounds pretty cool 2 me ! I'm jus w8in till my freind can get me the first episodes of the nxt series .

.Peace&guitars.

You all can be my brother it dont matter if ur black or white !

hello mister satriani i wander if you are married en have a child

i`m a big fan of you joe and play the guitar when i was 7 years old bin now 39