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peaceandguitars

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Keniko

I respect the love they had , but still ........yoko...........would u?

Sat Dec 10 '05 4:48:17 am Set this message as last read

peaceandguitars

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Omikron

funny forum name , u must hav lifted that from futurama u know those weird aliens from omikron perceeye 8 ?

Sat Dec 10 '05 4:50:21 am Set this message as last read

peaceandguitars

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SATRIELLA U still woch LOST ?
Sat Dec 10 '05 4:52:58 am Set this message as last read

svk
GIRL
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got tonns of posts to catch up wit

edit nevermind wat i said

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Sat Dec 10 '05 5:32:25 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Big Gay Al:A nothin, just something Kenico posted, seemed funny at the time.Great work on the tunes bro, stick at it

Mari:I,m goin to get me a pet reindeer one day,lol

Cube:Now y have the cookie party, shit

Kenico:Thanks for checking out the site, great work yourself there, good luck in all bud

Stevee T:yip,I would need a sampler for that, I used to have an old Roland guitar synth but got rid of it, there was a .25 millisecond delay on a picked note that was really annoying & also was haunted with glitches.I like the idea of taking the pipes qualitys & carving out a more organic tone with guitar & amp, i know what t buy t get it, just need the wad, same ol song Stevee

Sat Dec 10 '05 5:34:02 am Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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Zenfish..why do you ask...do you like a puzzle, or solution; ambiguous, cryptic, dark, Delphian, doubtful, Enigmatical, equivocal, incomprehensible, indecipherable, inexplicable, inscrutable, obscure, occult, oracular, perplexing, puzzling, recondite, secret, sphinxlike, stickling, stumping, teasing, uncertain, unfathomable, unintelligible....vexing isn't it...lmao..

slanshroom...have you tried the GK3 pickup?

MartinBarre...welcome! I use to be in a band in college with a guitarist who idolized Martin Barre....Oh! ....Aqua Lung....

michelle...all rain here...sorry you're buried out there....

Joe Satriani...so, are you going to give us alittle advanced notice of what you'll be enveiling at NAMM 2006 in Anaheim next month? Cables, Straps....Guitars, Amps...Hats, Rubina Mojo thingys?

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Sat Dec 10 '05 5:53:28 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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Vidhya, I didn't miss it, I just don't know it. I'm sure the number is HIGH.

8 inches of snow. Sure is perty, but a bitch to drive in.

Mari, Toshi will appreciate his less pretty counterpart. lol! You need a beasty car for this weather, not a car like Toshi. I say you name your new car...Rockzilla. lol! Actually, I think there's a cartoon and the rock star dad's name is Rockzilla. He kinda looks like Dee Snyder. lol! Get a car that looks like Dee Snyder and you'll be good to go! :)

Sat Dec 10 '05 5:54:39 am Set this message as last read

svk
GIRL
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m the problem is...no one cares. the headline in an Indian news paper gave the number of american deaths & in small print mentioned iraq's. .... i mean i was surprised to see this in an Indian paper..... i guess i shudnt have been. everyone's just ass kissing & i dont see any gains in kissing iraq's ass right now!

i think i posted that headline wen it came out

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Sat Dec 10 '05 6:04:38 am Set this message as last read

svk
GIRL
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chee...is one of those friends ur picking up the Trans Siberian Orchestra cd's for me? :D

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Sat Dec 10 '05 6:09:34 am Set this message as last read

McDave

Cook, MN

Plays: Guitar (40 years)
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I'm sure John loved Yoko....but that woman could NOT sing to save her life. I'm sure a few here watched the Rolling Stones Rock n Roll Circus (circa 1968) on TV a couple of years ago. When Dirty Mac played I thought what a cool band they were...until Yoko walked on stage and began bleating like a sheep being slaughtered. You could see Eric Clapton actually cringing..lol !!

cube...have you ever had a chance to try one of Jeff's signature Strats? It's one of my ambitions in life...

Mari....glad to hear that your highway experience turned out ok. Last year I almost became one with a semi truck doing about 60mph. I'm so glad that my kids were'nt with me that day. Phewie !

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Sat Dec 10 '05 6:23:01 am Set this message as last read

svk
GIRL
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talking abt john & yoko.....has anyone seen the powerpuff girls episode titled the beat-alls? i enjoyed it thoroughly :)
Sat Dec 10 '05 6:25:54 am Set this message as last read

SOULSofDISTORTION42

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hey does anybody know joe's nickname on here?
Sat Dec 10 '05 7:58:09 am Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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SOULSofDISTORTION42....when Joe post's it's in his name...Joe Satriani...why do you think has a noms de plume?

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Sat Dec 10 '05 8:15:51 am Set this message as last read

BEARMAN36
Barrie Poole
Orillia, ON
CANADA
Plays: Guitar (34 years)
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SOULSofDISTORTION42

Joe Satriani

it appears in Blue!!!

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Sat Dec 10 '05 8:15:56 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Stevee T:I have the Gk2a, i need it for the VG 88 V2 which is really a guitar modeling cosm system ,glitch free with no timing issues because no midi converters are required on board. There is no difference between the Gk2a & Gk3 pickup however, just appearance, infact The GK2a is easier to use, but i believe the GK3 is easier t fit. With the old Gk2 & roland guitar syth, the tracking problem i had was the converter to Midi within the unit, not the pickup.I,ve yet t try the new synth, got kind of put off after that model
Sat Dec 10 '05 8:22:18 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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svk, sure honey, one of those cd's were fer u :) Do you know of this group? The Trans Siberian Orchestra has this fabulous sound to them and their cd's are pretty varied, even if all I got were Christmas cd's!! I think I could listen to these all year round!! I plan on seeing them live next chance I get! How's school? Almost done with this semester? Hang in there sweetie!! :)

Satriella, while you're looking for good music, check that Orchestra out....they have a website with sound clips that just blew me away!!

Mari, so glad you ended up safe and sound...I think my life woulda been flashing before my eyes with your experience. Soooooo dangerous, but glad you got through it and are buying a TANK!!!!! Rockzilla, I like it!!!

As to love....love is blind to many many things. And thank God for that!! Through love's eyes and ears a person can be the most beautiful looking and sounding person on earth to at least one other human being. If you love, you don't care what the rest of the world thinks. And the funny thing is, the more loved a person is in one person's eyes, the more beautiful they become, secure in that love. Love just is. We shouldn't try to "rate" each other based on looks or talent....it's the soul that resides inside that makes us worthy of love.....my half-of-two-cents-thoughts.... :)

Sat Dec 10 '05 8:37:50 am Set this message as last read

o0JoeSatRules0o
Micah Reyes
Cavite, Bacoor
Philippines
Plays: Guitar (27 years)
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Hello to all www.satriani.com members. I'm new here! Yahoo! I can finally talk to Master Joe! Love you Joe
Sat Dec 10 '05 8:50:33 am Set this message as last read

Shredinator
John Wooley
Houston, Texas
US
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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amen Supadave...yoko's "voice"..if you can call it that will make your ears bleed..check out "Kiss..Kiss..Kiss" from "Double Fantasy" if you really wanna laugh...I can't believe they wasted reel tape...is your last name osbourne...lol
Sat Dec 10 '05 9:04:27 am Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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slanshroom...with the GI-20 Interface?

o0JoeSatRules0o...welcome!

Sat Dec 10 '05 10:03:16 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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Couldn't resist posting this......mwaaaahahaha....

Subject: Holiday Cookies

This recipe works even for those who don't bake a lot. Comes out the same every time... enjoy!

Holiday Cookie Recipe

In case you might be looking for a new holiday cookie recipe... The Tequila can be either white or gold Cuervo, by the way....

Christmas Cookie Ingredients:

1 cup of water lemon juice 1 tsp baking soda 4 large eggs 1 cup of sugar 1 cup nuts 1 tsp salt 2 cups of dried fruit 1 cup of brown sugar 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off floor...

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuckin the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.

Check the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.

Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowel through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS

:D

Sat Dec 10 '05 10:16:08 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Stevee T: It was the GR1 i had about 12 years ago, it had the midi converter & sound samples in the same black floor box, the GI-20s yer man i recon with the Gk2a or 3 you should be able t trigger any sample library with relative success
Sat Dec 10 '05 11:10:41 am Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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cheese 101...that's some recipe!

slanshroom...from what I understand the tracking of the GI-20 + the GK3 have greatly improved...money, money, money, money....

Sat Dec 10 '05 11:23:10 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Stevee T: lol, yeah pretty much, as you well know, you also need a lot of time & patience to get the gear set up to your taste when you eventually get the bucks to buy, some people have an amazing ability to get the best out of top notch kit, Mr Vai for eg, the guy is a genius with technology, the lad that progammed the drums on Flymans is another, some people take to it like ducks t water, it amazes me
Sat Dec 10 '05 12:02:36 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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I <3 richie sambora


:) .... and yea cheese thanks for the cookie receipe, i cant wait to bake them. .. ..
Sat Dec 10 '05 12:08:42 pm Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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Hi fellow satchites,

Peace&guitars - oooooooh yes!! OMG, on the edge of my seat, shouting Nooooo you can't do that! at jack this week, and last week he was funny, taking the mick out of Soya, haha he deserved it, what's gonna be special about the baby? hmmmmm by the way have you noticed how all the numbers feature in some way in every episode and everyone is in some way connected to one of the others? Clever stuff...luvin it.

PUBLIC NOTICE TO THOSE IN USA - DONT YOU DARE SPOIL IT, JUST COS YOUR ON SERIES 2!!

Cheese101 - Luv the recipe, cracked me up. I'm really not an orchestra person? I find it all a bit strange that you lot are hyped about one to be honest, guess I had better check it out, what were they called again...something about Siberia wasn't it? Here is something else to make you laugh from Mozambique:

WARNING

Due to the rising frequency of human-lion encounters, the Mozambique Ministry of Fish and Wildlife is advising hunters, hikers, fishermen and motorcyclists that use the out-of-doors in a recreational or work-related function to take extra care while in the bush.

We advise outdoorsmen to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advance warning to any lions that might be close by so that you don't take them by surpirse.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry "Pepper spray" with him or her in case of an encounter with a lion.

outdoorsmen should also be on the lookout for fresh lion activity, and be able to tell the difference between lion cub shit and big lion shit. Lion cub shit is smaller and contains berries and dassie fur. Big lion shit has bells in it and smells like pepper.

enjoy your stay in Mozambique.

962 or any Dream Theater fan - My god, I just get more and more emotional every time I listen to Scenes from a memory, when he is reading the gravestone it just chokes me up....maybe it's just me but for years now I can be walking along the street and I will suddenly get a vision in my head of losing my daughter in some way and I'm in tears and I have to hurry home and give her a big hug...I just can't bear even the thought of it I luv her sooooo much she is just the loveliest girl....I digress OK I've read the lyrics but I still can't work out if he is the guy who shot her, why is it in his memory? confused.

I know there are some BIG dream theater fans here, so help me out pleeeease. By the way are all there albums like this and if I get some more money what other album of theirs should I get again?

Hugs Satriella xx

Sat Dec 10 '05 1:30:20 pm Set this message as last read
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