Matt...thank you...

steveet.... Hey my man... how's life .. hope yopu and your's have a great holiday season...

Satriella: I,ll try & explain,I was having a laugh at your post to Stevee T when you called my album window makers highway, its widowmakers highway.I was also having a laugh at myself for misunderstanding your previous post about lions etc, happens a lot here.Were laughing with y hon, not at y.Fablawyer "Ronnie" is my friend/manager & suggested if you like the sound clips enough, you can buy my CD cheaper from him.I,ve been in T2J for around 3 years, so peeps that have been more than supportive see window makers as a bit of a hoot,lol hope that explains all

VFRrocker:& for my next album Mas Mortero, or "more cement" in spanish,lol

Ovation1:First, thanks again for your support bud.I had a much needed break last week, a break jeez whats that?all work & no play makes slansh get ripped on a lil weed.As Bill Hicks would say "When you smoke weed you can still do all the things you would normaly do, its just that you realize its just not worth the fuckin effort..sure i could wake up at dawn, go to a job i hate......OR.....i could wake up at noon & learn how to play the sitar,Lmao, yeah well, back to reality Wednesday

Cuth:Dr. Steven Greer was interviewed November 30th, 2005 at from 5 to 6 pm Central time on the Jim Fisher Show, On WOC AM 1420, in Davenport, Iowa. The discussion topic included the recent announcement of the former Canadian Minister Of Defence Asking Canadian Parliament To Hold Hearings On Relations With Alien "Et" Civilizations. Listen to the archive of this program by clicking on the following mp3 files. (Updated December 10, 2005)

Part 1 Part 2

http://www.disclosureproject.org/index.shtml#Whats%20New

mikesb: Estrella Damm beer every night after work ,shower, shave, shit, the 3 S,s n i,m on the recording bus if poss for a few hours.Today all day recording, just heaven, this past week, smokin & postin inbetween, happy days,lol

Hey Satchland...

Wowie wow wow!!! WTF is going on at the Hertfordshire oil depot!!!! The pics on the news look unbelievably brutal. Did the explosions do ALL that damage to the cars and buildings? What a horrible disaster! I hope none of you live near there or have family nearby. Wow! They said there was loss of lives also :-( Like the environment and cost of petrol wasn't bad enough already... what a terrible tragedy!

mthead, thanks! Although galentry is a wonderful thing, it's also gotten many men killed for sticking their ego in when a woman cries wolf. When there's no threat of danger, galentry is just an ego trip or a mind game on both parts. Pretty lame really, but TRUE galentry is very commendable!! Hats off to you, notso mthead! lol!

SOTD - Moby Dick ~ Zeppelin : )

Truth doesnt exist, bullshit exists

Ovation1 - I'm going to try and check out his band if I can, the places he has listed are right in my area.

Satriella Dream Theater's albums have all been different, none have really been similar. I told you Scenes From a Memory would be an amazing CD to have, by far their best. Try and find DT's Scenes From NY and DT's Live at Budokan DVD's, both amazing DVD's. THey also have another DVD out, 5 Years in a LiveTime & Images ands Words tour footage (double disc). I'd get Scenes... and the Budokan DVD before 5 years in a livetime. As for CD's, the next one I'd recommend would be either Train of Thought or Octavarium. Train of Thought is heavier than Scenes from a Memory, but the songs are amazing like usual. I'd probably say get Octavarium next though, it's their latest and is really, really good, you'd like it a lot if you liked Scenes from a Memory (who couldn't like that CD, the DVD is even better!) In case I lost ya' anywhere, if you are looking to get a CD, get Octavarium next. DVD, get Scenes from NY and/or Live at Budokan. The Budokan DVD contains a lot of songs off Train of Thought and 6 Degrees of Inner Turbulence, and a few other songs from other DT CD's. I think you had another question, but don't remember what it was...

The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope.

Dopey leads the pack.

"Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

"Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment, and answers "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.

Dopey t urns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back. "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them, with an angry glare.

Dopey turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"

"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......

"Dopey screwed a penguin!"....

25 SIGNS YOU'VE FINALLY GROWN UP

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE

1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a l ittle beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.

3. I take my wife everywhere..... but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" . So I bought her an electric chair.

7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was; she told me "In the lake."

8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too late for the garbage?" .... The driver said "No, jump in!"

10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

A Living Will

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

hello joe, i am from argentina and i would like to know if you could send me some tablatures from your songs, or tricks , exercices, to play in guitar. thanks

HUH?