Blue Moon.... Thanks. please could you email them to my home email. dave@pine-trees.demon.co.uk.

Thank would be grate, will i need to down load Powertab?

Hey supadave:

I would put the tubescreamer between the octave and the DS-1. Of course, experimenting is half of the fun, so don't forget to try different placements, but my gut tells me to put it before the distortion and after the wah.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh....Fresh Chat!!

Thank you JON!! For fixing the chat...ya know we were starting to worry something was wrong that was keeping you from the site...nice to know all must be well!! How's the new baby doing? :)

LucySorets, a most blessed and very merry Christmas to you too! I love reading your posts!! :)

And....thanks Joe (and Jon again) for the news about the straps and picks, love how they look...very unique. And a webcast is so cool!! Wish we could all be at Namm with you to celebrate!! Love ya Joe!!

Good Morning Satchland...How R U Guys Today?

I want to thank all the well wishers for Cindy and I. You guys are great. She's doing great and looking forward to the Winter break. Hugs to all of you.

My heart goes out to the Dungy family. What a tragedy and so close to Christmas. Hug your loved ones.

Mari.....How are you? did you take delivery of Rock Zilla yet? I'm really excited about this line up and the possible addition of the keyboardist. Bonnamassa's current rhythm section is leaving. Kenny Kramme and Eric Czar are both leaving the band. They'll be replaced by Bogie Bowles (Kenny Wayne Shepherd) and Mark Epstein (Johnny Winter) for the next tour. That's sad ....they played so well togather. I don't what happened. Jason Bonnham will play drums for Joe's next CD. That's cool and I can't wait to hear that. Hugs to you.

Ovation 1.... You brought up an interesting point. Kong would also need a huge JSX amp. That also would be about 35' high with 4, 6' dia. speakers. I'm getting the vision of Micheal J. Fox in the opening of Back To The Future flying across the room when he hit the chord with Doc's super amp. That's some serious tone....lol.... Take care.

Blue Moon.

Can you copy and past them into a work doc as text?

Hey Joe... nice pics and straps. How is every thing buddy? So any idea on cd release dates? Or new tour dates? Man i cant wait to get the new cd. Have a great day. Love ya man. Hugs to you, the family, and the band!

I wish you Joe the Marriest Christmas of all... and the happiest new year of all...

Keniko: How are you man? Hugs...

How is Satchland today?

Have a great night/day every one!

Cool straps Joe, makes me wish i played guitar : ). Back to making ravioli's...ciao, ciao xo

Was just watching 'Reel Satriani', it's too short, I wish there was more on it. I'd like to see some more stuff like that from Satch, see what it was like recording an album, see how the songs started out and then how they changed. I think all of Satch's fans would enjoy another 'Reel Satch', but this time on DVD.

SOTD....."Dirty Mind" by Jeff Beck...

Jeff Beck for G3 !!! "Oh God....why...why can't it be?

mikey - the blonde tottie wins from me....

I don't care how big their tits are... giant grillers don't do it for me.. lol..

there is in fact a better than fair chance that I'll find myself in DFW somewhere around late Jan / early Feb.......

it'd be just awesome to hook up again.....

This was just posted up on Dream Theater's site and John Petrucci's site:

SATURDAY APRIL 1st 2006 "A VERY SPECIAL EVENING WITH DREAM THEATER" at RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL in NEW YORK CITY

Satriella ,

It was jus nice 2 come on here and talk 2 some ppl bout my feelings , it jus so happened that u wer 1 who replied and that really ment alot .

How r u 2day anyway . Feelin any beta , i hope so . Sory i cudnt help noticing that u wer going 2 lose yourself in the nxt episode of LOST ! youve dun it now thatz sparkd me off ! where r u exactly in the series ? I'm currently reading a book I got off play.com calld "LOST endangered species" its ded gud , its about sum1 else in the crash who isnt in the series and their take on the situation . Read it , its gud .

Anyway hope ur feelin beta

YUMMY !!

Double-Mouthed Fish Pulled From Neb. Lake

LINCOLN, Neb. - This fish didn't have a chance. A rainbow trout pulled out of Holmes Lake last weekend had double the chance to get hooked: It had two mouths.

Clarence Olberding, 57, wasn't just telling a fisherman's fib when he called over another angler to look at the two-mouthed trout. It weighed in at about a pound.

"I reached down and grabbed it to take the hook out, and that's when I noticed that the hook was in the upper mouth and there was another jaw protruding out below," said Olberding.

He said in his 40 years of fishing, he's never seen anything like it.

Don Gabelhouse, head of the fisheries division of the Nebraska Game and Parks Commission, said a two-mouthed fish was new to him, too.

"It's probably a genetic deformity," he said. "I don't think there's anything wrong with it."

The second mouth didn't appear to be functional, Olberding said. He has plans for the fish, which don't included mounting.

"I'm going to smoke it up and eat it," he said.

LAST OF THE MOHICANS ON SURROUND SOUND *********ROCKS!!!!!!!******

Andrew