Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it". For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it.

He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone stole it.

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was North because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.

She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?"

When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, (and has for sometime), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff". . . . . . . .

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open.

I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."

He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific"

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.

She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands.

"Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet? "

While working at a Pizza Parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go.

He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.

He though about it for some time before responding.

"Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 . . . . . . . . .

delphino... wishing you and your aunt the very best... and HAPPY B-DAY !!! MT

Satriella... lady you've got nothin to apologise for.. if you havent noticed... most of us really care!!! the fact that you apologised is just a sign of your good taste ( like your taste in music.JOE) fell better soon.... 'Don't worry be happy' :} LOL MT

Satriella ,

Looks like me and u r in the same boat , ive bin feelin crap 4 .............hmmm goin on 2 months now . I jus fill myself with plesant memories and stuff , listen 2 music woch films . It takes ur mind off things . I'm off sick 2day with baaaaaaad throat and stomach pains .

Hey ur not goin anywhere , no way I'll b dammed if i let that happen . Las time i sed i was gonna go away 4 a while i cud only manage a day . I love it here ! but dont go cus that'll make it worse 4 me ! Sorry , jus feel strongly bout this .

Listen , get well soon and keep comin on here . Remembr not this :-( THIS :-).

HUGS times a MILLION x

MT

wow u saw trower , how jelus am i . I think he's a gr8 player !

Keep cool bro

Awwwwww you guys are just big softies!!!!

peaceandguitars - bluk...don't remind me of boats...feeling sick here....ahhhh but thanks so much for the concern..sorry you feeling bad though..2 months hmmm that's sounds a bit serious...so does I feel strongly bout this..wow...hey I've only bin here a few months..I think you could survive without a complete stranger in your life :) I don't recall doing anything much to help you!!

A million hugs hey..wow..that beats me!

mthead101 - Sorry honey, now I see your name...have you been missing for a while? just realized I haven't had a slam-a-tocious hug in a while :) And hey i was just standing up for a very good friend..really I'm not in any way an angry sort of person, I really don't know what came over me that day, well and night actually...I kept waking up and feeling really angry about it too hehe how weird is that...no actually not weird 962 has helped me mega big time and everyone else who has a problem, he's a good guy and he deserves a break! Anyway I waffling now...seriously have you been OK?

Chee....I don't understand ?.....I don't ever remembering referencing you in a post ? Don't judge you ? Am I missing something? KEN!!! What can I say!!! Don't judge me before u know all the facts!!! Fact is, chelly had me ambushed, tied up, tossed into the back of a pickup like a sack-a-pattayters and driven off to this cult thingy where they program u with nuthin but 24/7 chants of "GO STEELERS", and electic shock therapy....I'm not positive, but I thought I saw chelly at the controls........ =l Please explain.....Thanks.

mthead 101...... Thanks for checkin' out my site. At the time you checked it the mp3's were't working. We have them fixed now so enjoy. I noticed this morning the pre-loader is slow so be patient....it will load. I'll be looking into this tonight. Also, my guest book is still down. I think Dream Book is doing maintenance on there server.....I hope that's the case. Everything looks good on our end. Thanks again.

Have A Great Day Everyone ! ! !

awwww another big softie

Keniko - Yep well you can thank a fellow Satchite for picking me up and dusting me down and putting a smile on my face again...ah good to have such lovely friends...don't get me wrong you all play a part....but it takes someone special to phone you up when your depressed and talk for hours. But every message helps, I really don't deserve it being the new girl around here..but thanks to all

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For a demonstration, click on the Homeland Security link below:

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PhryDough......ignore function? lmao....good one man.

Delfino....have a great B-Day !!! Don't drink too much. But if you do, please be sure to take some more pictures for us to see...lol !

To learn something new today - check out this link.

It reveals what is behind something.

Zinc,

Hahahaha

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back at cha

hugs Satriella xx

Anyone know a drummer?

What about this one

http://www.stupidcollege.com/items/Amazing-Drummer

and we should be reminded of this

http://images15.fotki.com/v228/photos/4/422735/2777134/03-vi.jpg

hahahahahaha still makes me laugh... hey this being ill has an upside you stay on talk to Joe all day yay!!!

Hey!!!! I posted blue...I'm a fake JOE!!!

Satriella xx

962... just checked the like... really good stuff... liked eye of ra, jester andsilver rain.. red square was pretty decent too.. thanx!! MT

marimariSRV... Way to go !!! MT.

You can kind of tell I'm bored can't you...

http://www.wellbored.com/fun_jokes_humour/billy_connolly_funny_chain_e-mail/billy_connolly_funny_chain_e-mail.htm

As you know I don't like swearing much but this is a mickey take of chain letter from Billy Connolly sooooo you have to excuse a bit of ** he's well know for it...but the sentiments of it I'm sure you will all agree with hehe

hey mthead101 remember this

Satriella .. I'm so glad you on my side lady.. remind me not to piss you off....

I just asked you a question!!!

Keniko - Just to ease your mind Chee was referring to Ken Brown's (the Fireman) post. Che , Ken an I met at a show here in Portland. Rest easy.

Satriella...the fact that you did that really makes a person feel good... standin up for a friend is a noble thing .. just shows your wonderful chacter and loyality.... and i'm just fine darlin'... always good to hear from you. LOL MT

peaceandguitars... yes it was a magical nite .. just before he broke into 'brigde of sighs' there waa a lull in the theater when i jumped up and shouted ( for all to hear) PLAY THAT F@#$%NG GUITAR..... He heard me laughted and the rest of the audience started shoutin the same... he seemed to get off on it and really smoked that sucker...wow what a nite. And i kinda broke at the moment ( trying to fix my guitars and stuff) so i havent p/u any dwezil.... YET!!!!! LOL MT

Keniko.. thanx will check it tommorrow for sure.. MT

OK who needs cherring up?

http://www.funnypicture.ws/content/1165.html

Michelle - this ones for you http://www.funnypicture.ws/content/6061.html and this one http://www.funnypicture.ws/content/6343.html and this one should make everyone laugh http://www.funnypicture.ws/content/1300.html

who fanices a movie http://www.funnypicture.ws/content/1219.html

think I'll be a bit more careful where I park my car in tesco's now http://www.funnypicture.ws/content/8485.html

OKOKOK that's enough...must go back to work tomorrow...the world of T2J must be saved from craaaaazy woman!!!!

mthead101 - well that's better now....glad your fine xx