svk, ha! But I do love you honey! lmao!!! I was havin' at my bottle of Jager and having waaaay to much fun last night. So much fun, in fact, that I just might do it again tonight!! lmao!!

Davey, it's the happy song to the VONAGE commercial. I also LOVE the commercial where the 3 guys are in the office - one playing the boombox and the other two dancing to Salt & Pepa ~ "Ooh baby baby, Ohh baby baby". Sooo friggin funny, and a have to wiggle along with them every time. lol! The best commrecials on now are the ones with the office guy working with a bunch of chimps. OMG they're soooo funny! There's even a chimp sitting on the copy machine with his pants down around his ankles. lmao!!

Alexandre, HAPPY BIRTHDAY HONEY!!! Best wishes, as always, to you sweetie!

still 7 pages behind...

i wasnt going to post again but i had to tell you guys... I listen to Joe's music all day... and literelly all day... i mean... every second of today. lol. and i am better. Thanks Joe... really. I thank you a bunch.

love you man... for freaking ever.

Im sorry... but i beg of you Joe... come to Spokane... i want nothing more. actualy...id like to meet you,but that might not happen soon. lol. but any way... Please. lol.

ovation1 - You know that Eric Johnson Austin City Limits performance is available on CD and DVD, right? I have it...it's awesome. :-)

LOL...but isn't that true with all the good jobs? It gets that way in the newsroom too. Whenever Kobe Bryant has a high-scoring game, for example, we have fun with potential headlines as he gets nearer and nearer to 69 points..."Kobe 69s competition" and so on.

The G3 CD doesn't have a virus. It has hidden software on it that prevents you from doing certain things with the music content on the CD. It's not cool. It shouldn't fry your speakers or screw with your USB ports, so maybe you have another problem.

Visit this site for information about getting a replacement G3 CD. They'll cover all costs (the new CDs and shipping both ways).

What are some of your favorite Satch songs? How many times have you seen him in concert? What other music do you like?

Les Paul and Friends Gibson Amphitheatre at Universal CityWalk, Universal City, CA Tuesday February 07, 2006 8:15 pm.

Les Paul & Friends: 90th Birthday Salute All-Star Concert to Benefit A Place Called Home Tuesday, February 7 at Gibson Amphitheatre at Universal CityWalk Guitar Legend Les Paul With Merle Haggard, Alison Krauss, Steve Lukather, Joe Perry, Joe Satriani, Neal Schon, Shayna Steele, Switchfoot, and Edgar Winter Presented by In Touch Entertainment and Centerline Entertainment

LOS ANGELES, Jan. 27 /PRNewswire/ -- On Tuesday, February 7 at 8:15pm, one of the world's greatest gatherings of guitarists will take the Gibson Amphitheatre stage at Universal CityWalk for LES PAUL & FRIENDS: 90th BIRTHDAY SALUTE. The star-studded celebration, benefiting A Place Called Home, is produced by In Touch Entertainment and Centerline Entertainment and presented by Gibson Guitar.

k, nuther post...this one a quote from Andy Aledort, who is talking about the upcoming Guitar World Magazine Feb 14th...word has it that Andy was the one who went to Joe's home to record the lessons.....

"This IS the Satch issue you have been waiting for: an up-close and personal private lesson with Satriani about the art of soloing, plus how to play all of "Satch Boogie," complete with a newly revised transcription, how to play his new title track 'Super Colossal' and a zillion licks and exercises for building up soloing chops and speed. Joe is a fantastic teacher and this is by far the longest lesson on CD-Rom we have ever done. Between the "Satch Boogie" lesson and the soloing lesson, it's over 25 minutes long."

Austin, welcome back, bro

Zenfish: I never realized I was married to the SRV Ghost till you asked me WhenI was going to Divorce him.....that's why I smile a big smile, never a divorce from SRV Ghost...... lol!!I I watched Austin City limits VDV and it i s sogood!! I loved watching Austin City Limits again cause I fell aseep time the 1st time and missed the last 2 songs & theend where they ar playing Little Wing and show the guitars being made & all the great Blues players past & present. It gave me goose bumps to see all those photos of Stevie ....Great stuff!! I love Stevie Ray......

Yo, Ovation... Buddy...

Have you ever seen the video of Joe's tune "All Alone"???? has anyone else????

that video upload site is cool...

anyways, I was hoping if you've seen it or have, could someone please upload it to that site? Please? Please? Please?

later all...

mthead, awww that's so cool that you got moose outside the window! How big is an adult moose, anyway? Am I right in thinking they're about the size of a cow, just a bit slimmer?

Hmm, I'd love to hear something official about the JS/EJ tour.....that'll be amazing! And I've got the Autsin City Limits DVD and CD too....it's amazing. I really love "Righteous", "Trail Of Tears" and "Emerald Eyes" in particular.

Also, "That's actually the best way to deal with telemarketers. If you had hung up right away, the telemarketer probably could have made 50 other calls in those 15 minutes...and one of them probably would have been a sale" - well that's kinda what I figured. The call wasn't costing me anything and I didn't have anything better to be doing so I thought I might as well keep him going for quarter of an hour! hehe

Hey joe im a big fan and im 14 years old. I know all my scales and modes and on exercises i can get up to 160 bpm in 16ths. Do u think i have a chance of making it in the music industry or should i concertrate on something else.

Hi Satch fans,

death cube K - I'm sorry honey the last thing I wanted to do was insult you...I remember now.. your name is an anagram of Buckethead isn't it....it's just that when you read your name and you don't know that it means Buckethead...well you get a kinda hard gangster image come up in your head from reading your name...your probably more insulted now aren't you...but I'm just telling you how it is...I know now that you are a real nice guy...but I'm just saying for someone who doesn't know you and who sees your name for the first time....well it just doesn't come across as cute! But I am sorry to have offended you...forgiven? Oh and no I'm not on medication..do you think I should be hehe? haha...they're coming to take me away hehe haha

gotta have Joe - That sounds really serious? If you wanna type talk it out you are more than welcome to email me...but glad Joe's music has cheered you up!

njbeast - well?? Don't keep us in suspence...how did it go?

Lucysorets - you got mail!

mthead101 - Loved the dragon - very cool!

Do the Stu - You said that DCSlater seemed new around here...well I've only been here 4 months so I'm pretty new...but I thought it was quite nice that you didn't ask me that cos it means I seem like an old friend...hehehe Sounds like a real interesting job u got there..no two days the same..great...ooooh I hope the graduation goes OK as its a once in a lifetime thing...it would be a shame if it gets ruined!

DCSlater - New CD in February eh...hmm that's only next week! Oh yes...there is always someone worse that is true and good advise thank you.

Peaceandguitars - How's your stomach pains now? I'm still sick...can hardly eat or drink...jeans are startin to fall off!! You must be bored to be playin Lego Racers!! I think plain old lego would have been more exciting :) i've got some if you want it hehe...

ovation1 - Thank you ...yes I am having fun with my drawing...it's real good to be doing it again..I finished John Wayne and I'm on Michael Hutchence now and he is lookin good!!!!

962 - When's your guitar gonna be fixed?

mthead101, dunno whats happening with my guest book u might be able to joine my message board. never had that problem with adds on the guest book before might have another look around for guest books

/\/\/\R|<: Hell yeah bro, Jeremy is a freak, lol, but he doesnt have a big enough kit to play in the \//\I band IMO.... He's a great groove drummer (which the Dr. has stated), but when it comes to playing songs like Freak Show Excess, you need Mangini or Donati.... Jeremy just doesnt fill the song like they do, he is not a tom roll / double bass kinda guy; although he smashes the hell outta the drums in a good way, lol....

Do The Stu: Thanks for that link Austin, I cant believe the dvd is only $15.19!!!!.... I need to make a big order soon, lol, thanks.... btw, I notice that COD video clip is from that dvd :-)

Plum Loco: Damn bear, I didnt know there was a vid for that song!!.... I hope someone out there can hook us up, cause that is such a great song!!.... Man, I gotta get Time Machine back in the car now, lol!!....

Satriella: That is great to hear your having fun with drawing.... Listen to some Satch while you do it, and the real art comes out :-)

Okay...it's 4:40 a.m. and I'm still awake. I guess it's easy for the night to just fly by when you're in your own apartment without a roommate, huh? I was watching a few DVDs like a lazy bum, and now it's morning. I guess I should get some sleep soon...

cheese101 - That Les Paul & Friends concert sounds like a cool gig. If I have that day off work I'll definitely be there. Thanks for posting that.

Yeah, it sucks. We're both kinda staying away from each other now (both accidentally and on purpose, I guess). We don't talk to each other, we avoid certain situations if we know the other person is likely to be there (which really sucks because we used to work together and we have A LOT of mutual friends), and so on. It all feels like a really bad breakup, but it's weird because we were never actually together. It's all a big complicated mess...meh.

Anyway, since we don't really know each other... I'm a 22-year-old journalism major at Cal State Long Beach. I've been a Satch fan since the mid-1990s and I've seen him in concert 12 times. My musical tastes are similar to most other T2Jers (instrumental rock, progressive rock, classic rock, etc.), but I also really like a few bands that don't fit that mold (Dave Matthews Band, Garbage and They Might Be Giants, to name a few). I've played bass guitar for a few years now, although I haven't had as much free time to play in the past year or so. Sadly, life has just gotten in the way. Well, now that you know me, can you take a moment and tell me a bit about yourself? ;-)

Awesome... Do you have other CDs/DVDs on your "big order" waiting list? ;-) If not, I can make a few suggestions...hehe.

Well, it's time for bed. Good morning, everyone. ;-)