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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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This is a true account recorded in the Police Log - Sarasota, Florida.


An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad.

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. For the same reason she did not understand why, there was a football, a frisbee and two 12 packs in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.

She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.

MORAL OF THE STORY? If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it memorable!

Wed Mar 1 '06 5:54:26 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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was the womans name T. Safley?
Wed Mar 1 '06 5:58:22 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Hey Fat Joe what,s happening man?imthe only one awake here man there,s not to much goin on it,f funny you know seen heather locklear last night on e.t. man her divorce stuff yeah she is wicket man i use to go out with her yr,s ago mani was selling crates of dope man and me and heather would spend all the profit man i think we went through about 7 mill donnys, going oh yeah you and heather plus like i always have gone out with mary jart right heather and marry use to get into some huge fight,s mantheni got heather strapped in there friend sfor a long time now plus i just seen heather a few yr,s ago yeah she got a hold of me i fixed her prob no prob manshe is wicket man this summer im goin to put new rear susspenion in my ski-doo man have it ready for next winter atleast i wont have nothing to do man me and mary spent alot of cash to back in the day manit was 7mill split between a few of them wicket times since then heather has gotten a lot more exspesive but shes worth it later wolf2.hey mr willis right on last man standing decent later wolf2.
Wed Mar 1 '06 6:03:45 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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ALLEY, I feckin' love ya man! That made my day!! I'll be laughin' for hours!

Guess you don't know her new name is T-Bone. Better get ready for some retaliation youngin'. lmmfao!!!

Wed Mar 1 '06 6:21:28 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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AL You are evil, and must be destroyed.........



Jon, lovin every minute and every detail of every THANG u put up here....your efforts are most sincerely appreciated by all!! Thanks very much...and as michelle said, go feed the baby and change the diapers on the cat.....errrr....well, you'll figger it out....LOL!!

Joe, thank you Thank You THANK YOU for....well, just everything!! Love "One Robot's Dream" and the idea behind it....did u eat something one night to give u this idea in yer sleep? LOL......it's fantastic!! :)

WanDA....WanDA....WanDA....WanDA.........just cheering u on from here lovey!! Go see Joe at the in-store....that'll put a smilie on yer facie!! :))

We DO need a Portland, Reno and some San Fran dates up there though....hint hint...

13 DAYS!!!!!!!

Wed Mar 1 '06 6:25:50 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Ovation: STS-48 clip 2

http://www.ufocasebook.com/videos4.html

taken from the shuttle.

You asked a long time ago "what are they hiding

http://www.disclosureproject.org/index.shtml#Whats%20New

A new form of energy here

http://www.cheniere.org/megstatus.htm

There are 2 governments in america, the one you all love and stand for & the other is The Industrial Military complex that has the USA & the world by the balls

Wed Mar 1 '06 6:27:09 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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zenfish cool.. i look forward to it.
slanshroom the kochload box is cool, i am using the Dr Z airbrake. both are cool. mmmm cornford.. i tried an mk 50 it was awesome.
Wed Mar 1 '06 6:31:57 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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oh i know you love me... im hard not to love...


and remember that backing i gave u t, im making a song outa it its sounding great, no clips till tis done tho :D, theres harmonies all over the place


and i got a new support thing for my wrist it seems to be workin (touch some wood) and i got these calcium, vitamin, and anti infmalint tablets oh and a new wrist support mouse pad... im taking it to the max


Edited Wed Mar 1 '06 6:37 am
Wed Mar 1 '06 6:35:09 am Set this message as last read

962
Simon
Granada, Andalucia
Spain
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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OllyNo1, I think you'll be ok with that, if the JCM900 is switchable to 16ohms. The only problem could be the 8ohm cab?


OCPS470, cool, thanks for the insight on the Marshall Powerbreak fault....I see that as good a reason as any for the Hotplate to be the preference! I gotta say, it's brilliantly built, I love THD's engineering....their amps are built really nicely too.
slanshroom, the tone-loss you mentioned with 95% volume reduction on a power attenuator.....I have to say dude, the tone retention with the Hotplate is superb. Even with the volume bled almost completely off it sounds great, and as you turn it up to a normal practice level (ie solo practice, not full-band rehearsal) all the tone comes back. I'm personally really happy with the Hotplate, it's great!

Cornford amps are nice, they've really grown on me. What set of tones are you on a quest for? Do consider that the more obscure and rare you go with amp manufacturers, the more trouble you'll have getting repairs and retubes and general maintainence done.


ovation1, You need to be looking out for Laney LC15 and LC15R. I tried to copy the text from this link but it's not copyable! haha, how stupid is that?!
The S470 Neck saga comes to a happy end:

So originally I took my new Ibanez S470 back to the shop cuz it's neck was buzzing. They sent it back to Headstock to get it's neck replaced under warranty. Headstock sent it back having done nothing to it, so the shop sent it back again a few weeks ago and asked Headtsock to replace it with a whole new guitar.

The replacement S470 arrived back at the shop yesterday and I asked if they'd keep it in part-exchange for something better. They sorted me out and I ended up buying a brand-spanking-new SA2120......it is SO fine. Set-in neck, 2 humbuckers, mahogany body, 22-fret rosewood fretboard, it has so much character! I'm loving it, and it is so much more worth having than the S470.

I'll take pictures some time soon (maybe when I've given it new pickups) so you can all look if you give two shits! haha

Wed Mar 1 '06 6:36:57 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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AL, FECK OFF!!!!!

This is fer u moon eegit princess cakes.....just replace retiree with the name AL and there u have it....

Retirees' (AL's) Code

Question: When is a retiree's(Al's) bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. (In his HOMER slippers)

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees(AL)? Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.(or there's too MUCH time so AL thinks up ways to be EVIL)

Question: Why don't retirees(AL) mind being called Seniors? Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.(U'd luv that, wouldn't u)

Question: Among retirees(AL) what is considered formal attire? Answer: Tied shoes. (You've yet to master this one...)

Question: Why do retirees (AL) count pennies? Answer: They are the only ones who have the time. (better save yers up fer when yer mam and dad kick you out)

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? Answer: NUTS! (AL)

Question: Why are retirees(AL) so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there. (I think yer parents are very afraid of this....not the stuff but that u want to store U there ferever..)

Question: What do retirees(AL) call a long lunch? Answer: Normal. (beer)

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree(AL) Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents. (Or, you find a girlfriend who will change yer diaper)

Question: Why does a retiree(AL) often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with? Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.(which is WHAT ally?)

Question: What is a retirees(AL's) definition of "Getting Lucky"? Answer: Means they found their car in Walmart parking lot! (so u can crawl in and pass out from the pub)

(Insert evil grin and chuckle HERE)

Wed Mar 1 '06 6:48:11 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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962: Its a personal tone i,m looking for.I live in Barcelona & the company George amps is literally 40 mins from the front door via metro.Its going to be interesting tomorrow.I,ll let y know how it goes bud
Wed Mar 1 '06 6:49:54 am Set this message as last read

hide1
john lee
taipei,
taiwan
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It's my first time being here, on the forum.

I just can't wait for the new album!! :)

Wed Mar 1 '06 6:53:13 am Set this message as last read

Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Good Morning Satchland.......God Bless Ken And Wanda

Fireman...... I'm happy for you both. Sounds real encouraging. Get Well Soon Wanda. Peace and Hugs

SteveeT..... Thanks. You the man. Whatcha got brewin' in your music kitchen?

Cuth..... Thanks. We beleive in Chiropractic medicine and we both see one on a regular basis. What happened to Cindy is see lost what they call "The Curve Of Live" in her neck. There should be a 30 degree arc in your neck to keep all of your nerves in this area open to act properly. An X-Ray showed her neck straighten out to a 10 degree arc. 21 degrees is exceptable. So she's on a 90 day recovery plan to get the proper arc back. In this area of your spine the nerves control taste,facial expression, ability to handle stress, sinuses, eyes ,etc. If you can remember back when Cindy had similiar problems ( 8 months ago) Doctors couldn't figuire what was wrong. We went back to the Chiropractor( we stopped seeing him due to affordability) and Cindy's scan showed most of her neck was out of alignment. After only three weeks of the doc adjusting her she started feeling normal again and was doing great untill this happened. The cause this time was laying down on the couch in the wrong position. Go figuire. An Expensive lesson. Thanks.

gottahavejoe....Good luck sweetie. Hugs

Have A Great Day Everyone ! ! !

Wed Mar 1 '06 6:55:23 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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gime some sugar t
Wed Mar 1 '06 6:55:40 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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princess cakes its real funny you need wrist support ..LMAO
Wed Mar 1 '06 6:56:37 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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gutiarists dont joke about their wrists marky
Wed Mar 1 '06 7:04:33 am Set this message as last read

sms

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Thefireman, great news about your wife's successful surgery, you guys are in our prayers.

Webmaster, thanks for your continuing efforts of putting the podcast on every Mon, Wed, and Friday.

Joe, the new songs sound great, its to hard for me to say which one is my favorite, they all sound so good! I look forward to the rest.

I just notice that there is a new tour date at the HOB in orlando, I will happen to be on vacation in Orlando that day.....that would be so cool to see Joe in Orlando as well as Detroit. Now, I just got to convince my Wife. Maybe getting her some Bling might help.....got to find some money...

Have a great day everyone.

Wed Mar 1 '06 7:09:52 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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DCK, Big Al THIS GUY did not tolerate comments on his wrists LMAO
Wed Mar 1 '06 7:11:40 am Set this message as last read

McDave

Cook, MN

Plays: Guitar (40 years)
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Wanda & Ken...great news. Our family is wishing for you a speedy recovery. Try and get to one of those in-store appearances Joe is putting on. That'll lift your spirits higher..

Webmaster...considering your "new daddy" status....your work here is greatly appreciated.

mikesb....I went to my one and only Alice Cooper show back in '86 or '87...and I'll never forget that guitar player...lol !

Edited Wed Mar 1 '06 8:18 am

Wed Mar 1 '06 7:22:49 am Set this message as last read

kurde

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Those last two snippets from "A Cool New Way" and "One Robot's Dream" almost have an Engines of Creation feel to them, don't you think?

Edited Wed Mar 1 '06 7:25 am
Wed Mar 1 '06 7:24:43 am Set this message as last read

Satriel
ariel shalom
zichronyaakov, israel
israel
Plays: Guitar (2024 years)
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Hi joe,

I wanted to buy your dvd "satch tapes" for a long time and i found it and now i have it. I want to be exactly like you but you started in SF and I'm in a little town in Israel.. so I cant really succeed the way you did... Also that kind of music is not really popular here.

anyway....

How are you? I hope your all right... Well I'm trying to get you for the last 2 weeks and its really important, my dad and I want to buy the js10 but i cant find it anywhere....

please answer me.... Ariel

Wed Mar 1 '06 7:24:49 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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mikesb LMAO
princess cakes I was commenting about your limp wrist ...LMAO
Wed Mar 1 '06 7:30:51 am Set this message as last read

Happily Married
Rob Allen
Barrow-upon-Humber, North Lincolnshire
England
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Hello all...

Long time no post...

Now that I'm happily married (bring back the single days!!) with a mortgage and a dog (woof!), I need a bit of cash to plow into the house so I've bitten the bullett and decided to sell my prize collection of ChromeBoy and Crystal Planet!! I figure this is the best place to start looking for prospective buyers so if anyone's ineterested in the UK, they can reach me on 0 7 7 6 6 9 1 1 5 5 7.It's a sale that's gonna break my heart but needs must. I've paid £6,000 for the pair and obviously don't wish to make a loss - both guitars are in considerably better conditional than when purchased - the Crystal Planet is in factory mint conditio.

I await hearing from anyone that wants to help pay my mortgage off quickly!!

Rock on guys!!

Rob

Wed Mar 1 '06 7:31:17 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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DCK, Kane actually did sound better playing with the gloves!!!
Wed Mar 1 '06 7:41:46 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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cuthbert1776

When I read the article, I thought it was from a tv show or that I heard about it before.

Or - it would make a great show. Luckily she didn't shoot the kids.

Wed Mar 1 '06 7:56:50 am Set this message as last read
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