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Clarky
Paul Clark
plays the organ, going blind
www.paul-clark.com
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SteveeT - no more jerry cans this year...

this is Clarky's year of the bayonet


Yoda - jeez it's been a while since I've listened to either if those guys... so my CD's are gathering dust somewhere in favour of Fear Factory and Opeth... lol...

so I can suggest album titles simply cos I'm too stupid to be able to remember them...

I don't think Remler did many albums, she died pretty young..
so if I recall correctly there are only two or three??
I have one and have heard another.. that they were both awesome...

I think the Taylor one I have is called The Spirit of Django or something like that...

he'll knock you flat...


Slansh - oh my god... if you're right I think I'll just have to hold on to my pennies.....

a next generation 2120 sounds very very exciting......

do you have any more info on it.. like launch dates etc??


Alexandre - my album is all recorded and mixed.... it sounds about as good as I think I can get it...

right now I'm saving up cash to go to master it....

in the mean time, I'm working with Maria to sort out my website and CD art.... so I have to write the bios and song notes etc etc...

I am writing new stuff too.....
my second album will be called Volume For and I've already writen a track for it called Space Time and Curvature Exotic...
the rough mix / demo version can be heard on my Soundclick site...

I'm hoping to master my album around late spring / early summer.... but it's all about money.....

if you not heard Space Time before, scope it out... I'd be interested to see what you think..


DCK - yeah the G-System has quite a rep..... I needs to go play...... but before I pay... I needs to see what this new Digitech thing it that Slansh is spreading vicious rumours about .. lmao..
Mikey - out of curiosity... what is your rig... amp and FX etc....

I never ever asked.... ad being a nosey bastard... I think I should.. lol..


Satriella - when is Joe next playing in London
Tue Feb 14 '06 3:21:14 am Set this message as last read

Hrh Fish
paul Fisher
London,
UK
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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Zenfish

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As you are French shouldn't it b zenpouasson

(not sure about the spelling !!!)

Tue Feb 14 '06 3:30:36 am Set this message as last read

Hrh Fish
paul Fisher
London,
UK
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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WEBMASTER

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Wouldnt it be cool if we could post pictures as well...............

Tue Feb 14 '06 3:35:25 am Set this message as last read

Hrh Fish
paul Fisher
London,
UK
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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Zinc master / anyone whos up for a giggle

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Define True love as its valentines day.............

!. Finding someone who'll wipe your butt when you are ill !!!!

2.Finding someone who wont laugh at you when you are naked !!



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Tue Feb 14 '06 3:39:11 am Set this message as last read

Hrh Fish
paul Fisher
London,
UK
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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Difference between men and women (appart from the obvious)

Men cant fake orgasms !!!!

Men dont go window shopping !!!

Men dont go to the toilet with their best mate !!

Edited Tue Feb 14 '06 3:51 am

Tue Feb 14 '06 3:49:37 am Set this message as last read

no fret
wayne breier
doncaster, south yorkshire
england
Plays: Guitar (36 years)
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hi joe i been a huge fan of yours for along time now, alway will. i try very hard to play alot of your stuff.

i was on tv last year playing playing one of your numbers. 'always with me, always with you'. just wondered if they sent you the royalty check lol. it was played on chennal 4s, wife swap.just wondered when you going to do a gig in england that would make my day.

Tue Feb 14 '06 4:07:27 am Set this message as last read

Hrh Fish
paul Fisher
London,
UK
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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Nofret

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What did u swap the misses for???

That would have made swap shop a lot more fun !!! (UK kids TV programme)

Welcome on line dude

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Tue Feb 14 '06 4:12:41 am Set this message as last read

ovation1
Mikey D in da house
Satch = ZEN
Land Of The Rising Sun
Plays: Guitar
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Ethn Hayabusa: lol on your myspace link, you got some good tunes there but clear up that large font/background, lol!!.... Stay kuul man....

Clarky: I have a very simple rig bro.... DD6 delay, CH1 chorus pedal with the Jimmy Dunlop wah (535Q, for my funky side, lol) plus a Yamaha 25W amp (someday soon I will be getting a Laney.... LANEY!!).... Not much to my other stuff, as I have a few Zoom nicknacks laying around, I like to keep it simple and clean.... Also, my Ovation, PGM and JEM are on a constant rotation, and I love to use my Pandora PX4 (with headphones..you know how that goes..keeping the neighbors happy, lol) cause it makes me sound like anyone I want, lmao!!.... One of these days I will get a dedicated PC for recording too, but first and foremost....The fam, lol, and you know how that goes too ;-)

Thank you Mr. Luini, that news made my day!! :-)



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Tue Feb 14 '06 5:05:54 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Satriella

I copy and paste - sometimes I edit or change, but typically, just pass it on.

Tue Feb 14 '06 5:25:25 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Hrh Fish

Good ones - and so true.

Tue Feb 14 '06 5:26:41 am Set this message as last read

FabLawyer of SBM
Ronnie Anderson
Atlanta, Georgia
USA
Plays: Vocals (39 years)
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Mikesb/Stevee T - Flymans is one of my favs too. FYI - It was recorded in my old flat in Scotland by my best friend Graeme Watt. Graeme is a guitarist, bassist, drummer, keyboard player and sound engineer! Don't you hate these people. This is he http://www.watty2000.plus.com/

Of course - its nothing without Slanshroom's playing.

I did send a CD to Vai's home a while back but never been able to get Joe a full released version. I did give him a CDR of it a couple of years ago but it wasnt the same then.

Ronnie

Tue Feb 14 '06 6:17:26 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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From Sony !!

If you order the new CD online - you get an Autographed booklet FREE

Tue Feb 14 '06 6:23:50 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Hey man not to much happeneing here man ,check this out the brother i sent the guy,s to muscle then sent to jail for driving met this chinese guy in jail i busted for money laundering tryed to make a coc deal got jacked up had to run two niggers he was trying to sell it two he,s afraid of the cinese going nobuddy will deal with them the bikers are all scraed yeah me and donny are scared fouck when i do garbage truck,s lots of the cinese go foer garbage any buddy talking or badmouthing bruce or thinking there tuff couple othere reasons the thing is like i live here with my mom but i run it now he,s living here with us broke and scred he,s like 40 man this is the one me and donny done anumber on for committing me if it keeps up that he,s here and doesnt want to do anything for to long illle probably get my own place man butwhatc an you do got my letter of reinstatement from the ministry man i hsave to start at the biging to drive man but thats cool ,jessica simpson sounds nice when she lets it all go when shes talking hey man mint later wolf2
Tue Feb 14 '06 6:41:04 am Set this message as last read

ovation1
Mikey D in da house
Satch = ZEN
Land Of The Rising Sun
Plays: Guitar
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For those of you who dont know Dave Martone.... You can take lessons from him.... Click on his pic (he's the guy holding the git, lol) and watch his intro....

Dave ROCKS people, and he is outerworldly!!....

....You too wolf! ;-)

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Tue Feb 14 '06 6:41:04 am Set this message as last read

DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips
King Of Monsters
Plays: Doctors & Nurses (
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Clarky

Birmingham dates!?...I must of missed that post, but when and where dude and I'll see if I can go!

Do The Stu

Gotcha'...I'll do just that, cheers.



LMAO Chunky Dunk

Delfino
Tue Feb 14 '06 7:42:42 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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/\/\||<ey LOL DM is a punk a$$ed beyotch..actually i get to hang with mr martone at the end of march again.. should be fun once again..
Tue Feb 14 '06 7:42:47 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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aussie - that's spider's as big as a bat!!!! GROSS!!! yuck! yuck! yuck!

Thanks for pointing that out Austin. You get a cyber noogie for that one!

I'm 7 pages behind. I can't move on till I find time to watch that cool link with Billy & the guys from Rush. Maybe we'll have lunch together today. lol!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EVERYONE!

Tue Feb 14 '06 8:06:40 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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A Catholic man is struck by a bus on a busy street. He is lying near death on the sidewalk as a crowd gathers. "A priest. Somebody get me a priest!" the man gasps. Minutes drag on and no one steps out of the crowd.

A policeman checks the crowd and finally yells, "A PRIEST,PLEASE! Isn't there a priest in this crowd to give this man his last rites?"

Finally, out of the crowd steps a little old Jewish man of at least 80 years of age."Mr. Policeman," says the man, "I'm not a priest. I'm not even a Christian. But for 50 years now I' m living behind the Catholic Church on First Avenue, and every night I'm overhearing their services. I can recall a lot of it, and maybe I can be of some comfort to this poor man."

The policeman agrees, and clears the crowd so the man can get through to where the injured man lay.

The old Jewish man kneels down, leans over the man and says in a solemn voice:






"B-4, I-19, N-38, G-54, O-72"....

Tue Feb 14 '06 8:16:16 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Satriella u friggen lunatic,


and happy valentines day to all, free hugs all round u get 2 joe i hope u got rubina 56 red roses
Tue Feb 14 '06 8:16:45 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Van Halen: The Next 'Rock Star'?


(Feb. 12, 10:50AM ET) -- Sources tell TMZ Van Halen is in the market for a new lead singer, and the marketplace will be the upcoming reality show 'Rock Star: The Series.'

Last October, Van Halen reps vehemently denied the band would use 'Rock Star' in a talent search for a new lead singer. The reps are now singing a different tune. Van Halen publicist Larry Solters told TMZ: "I'm not denying it. I'm not going to answer any questions about it."

Last year, the band INXS used 'Rock Star' to find a new lead singer. J.D. Fortune won the competition, and the band is now making a comeback with a hit new album and a sold-out tour.

As for Van Halen, the group has had three lead singers since it hit the scene back in 1978: David Lee Roth, who left the band in 1985, Sammy Hagar, who split in 1995, and Gary Cherone, who did just one album and tour with the band in 1998.

The next season of 'Rock Star,' produced by Mark Burnett for CBS, is scheduled to air during the summer. Neither Burnett nor CBS would comment on the Van Halen buzz.

Tue Feb 14 '06 8:23:44 am Set this message as last read

rob310
Rob D'Angelo
ACWORTH, GA
usa
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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that would be kinda funny if it was VH
Tue Feb 14 '06 8:25:13 am Set this message as last read

DC Slater
DC Slater
NJ
USA
Plays: Guitar (36 years)
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Mornin' Satchers,

Keniko - No prob, man - How's things? I'm doing ok here... CD's should be here Thursday, so I'm pretty psyched! Also playing a blues jam up in New Hampshire in April which should be a blast! Hopefully I'll get some audio or video from it and throw it on my site.

Stevee T - Awesome man!! I'll keep you posted on my plans...

alexandrecaetano - Hey bro, thanks very much!! BTW, I was browsing through some photos on foreverjoe.com and found your pic with Joe on there... Also saw you, Mari... very cool!!

DCK - Keep me posted on your studio stuff, man!! I'm really diggin' the electronic twist you throw into your tunes. Very cool stuff!

ZincMaster - I read that about VH... I'm a huge Halen fan and it would be pretty tough to see them do the Rock Star thing, but after VH3, I don't think they could bomb any harder. I saw them in 2004 w/ Sammy and they put on one hell of a show! I guess Sammy didn't want to do anything long term with them. Bummer!

-DC Slater
http://www.dcslater.com

Tue Feb 14 '06 8:39:48 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Bill's wife Sue, legs spread wide, wasn't wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again,hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.Sue followed and asked,"Did you see anything that you liked under there?"Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that,well,indeed he did.She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."After taking a minute or two to assess the financial as well as the moral costs of this offer, John indicates that he is indeed interested.She tells him that since her husband, Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, that John should be at her house around 2:00 Friday afternoon.When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house for the planned time with Sue at 2:00 PM sharp and after paying her the agreed sum of $500,they went to the bedroom and closed their sexual transaction as Sue had promised. Afterwards, John quickly dressed and left.As usual, Bill came home from work at 6:00 PM and upon entering the house,asked his wife abruptly, "Did John come by the house this afternoon?" A little worried, Bill's wife answered,"Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?" In terror, she assumed that somehow he'd found out, and after mustering up her best poker face, replied,"Well, yes,in fact he did give me $500." Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,"Good, I was hoping he did. He came by the office thismorning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised he'd stop by the house this afternoon and pay me back." NOW THAT'S A POKER PLAYER!!
Tue Feb 14 '06 8:44:15 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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DC Slater will do bro....i got a few new ones coming.
Tue Feb 14 '06 8:54:15 am Set this message as last read

Guitarmiester

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michelle That picture was HUGE! I wasn't ready for it to be that up close and personal.

Blue Moon Very, very nice story... I play poker a lot, usually there aren't any girls, but from now I think my cards or chips will magically fall to the ground if there are...lol. That story was too good!

Tue Feb 14 '06 8:55:43 am Set this message as last read
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