cuthbert1776

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Joe: WOW... im freaking out here... i cant wait... im sooo excited... for the new cd to come out that is,lol, and to see you. So come to Spokane. lol. Thanks for all the hard work and time you put into your music. You are... amazing... lol. Love ya man. Have a wonderful day :)

oh yeah Joe... are all those songs listed going to be on every ones release? Like... Is There Love In Space... the last 2 songs listed are not on the one i have, i have to specialy order it to get those last two. So are all the songs listed going to be on every ones release?... Thanks man.

2005 Mensa winners

The Mensa Invitational once again asked members to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's {2005} winners:

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting sex.

5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Giraffiti: ! Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth plodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:

Hi Everyone, Hi Joe!

Can't wait for the new CD...I love the song titles. The cover looks cool too!

Webmaster, thanks for the update! Looks good.

I can't remember who posted the practice tips but thanks...I'll have to show them to my students. They think I'm the only crazy one who ...what's the word?...Practice.

Sorry I don't get to write much, Architecture by day, guitar teacher by night....crazy.

Joe, your music keeps me going....Thank You so Much!

zinc, you trashy post whore you! lmao! Always something good in your post purges, and if not, I just do a blow by and figure it might be interesting to someone else. Good stuff, and always good jokes. Happy Groundhog Day :)

I can understand why some ppl get upset, but zinc always sends interesting info out, and never spams just for the sake of spamming. He's not asking Joe for a guitar or repeating "Come to Wisconsin!" a thousand times. lol! Take it light peeps.

Happy birthday Matt Lonsberry!

cuthbert1776

From the article - not so sure he did suffer a hearing loss - may suffer a hearing loss.

Speculation?

Apple now has deep pockets - people will line up, with hand out, demanding cash now.

I wonder if people who have been robbed/injured due to their iPod have sued Apple - Hey your products are too popular and I got hurt/robbed using it

Keniko, michelle, cuthbert1776 & all

Keniko, michelle, cuthbert1776 thanks for the kind words.

I thought this was part of the site " will always be free-form, and open comments and ideas etc" (from a recent post of Joe).

Somedays I have lots I find interesting to share. Other days nothing.

Somedays I have lots of jokes to share - but lately the pipeline has been kinda dry for jokes.

As I have stated before - sorry if I offend or make you need to skip my post.

I skim a lot of posts here - if a post does not trip my fancy - I go on. If it is interesting, I read on. If I am really touched - I will put my 2 cents in, like many do.

Feel free to tell me to stop the posting - I will read it, maybe like today there was a lot of posts - but today, there was a few things I wanted to share.

A blog - an interesting idea - something to consider for some day when I have tons of free time. Unfortunately, lately free time is a little scarce.

Could I simply post the hot link for the site - sure. But then, how many will actually link to it and read it?

We need to be well rounded individuals, exposed to the world - not just US news, or Joe news, or music news. Can you get that news on your own - of couse - but do you?

We have members here from all over the world.

Not that long ago - because of a post of mine on the WWE (wrestling), if found out badhuh (sorry if i got the spelling wrong - it was from memory Mark) was a fan of WWE wrestling - something I didn't know. Now my world is a little smaller.

I will try to take to heart the comments - but if I think it is worth sharing I will.

Still rockin in the free world (even if I have to pay for it)

cuthbert1776

I think you need to call the company to get access to the information - they determine how much you have, then set the price (all that you have).

That is possible, since Lexis is involved: big company = big charges.

gruskada.....

Who is Hoosier??

Cuth or Zinc?

Stevee T are you being facetious?? Or should I be adding a new "Mensa" word:

"fecetious" Someone who thinks they are cunningly funny but is really just full of &@it!!!!!!

It's just gettin so exciting round these parts...lol....

I love my scroll bar. I use it to scroll past my own posts allll the time, LOL!!! But I find lotsa great stuff here to read as well...I say freeform thoughts/posting and scrollbars are great inventions for all!

Joe, just wanted to say...we've now seen and handled your new guitar straps...awesome artwork and they are VERY high quality straps...nice job, and congratulations yet again for bringing us a high end product for an affordable price...

Webmaster....... Thank you for replying, I have still not Received any of my prize's yet

Ovation1...... Yeah you where right, Thank you for your advice

Satriella.... Blue's Brothers is my favorite film...... I know Joe did some music for the film Super Mario, and The Extremist was going to be used for a Gap advert........ I offtern here Satch stuff on sports channels as the back ground music when they are giving the results....Extremist, One Big Rush....stuff like that.

Hello friends, hello Satchland :-)) !!

No internet for a few days, what a damage :-/.

In first place thanks a lot for the Birthday wishes to me :-). A Special thanks to:

OVATION1 - Thanks for the big Compai :-). You are great my friend :-). Warm Regards :-).

MT - Thanks :-).

MARIMARISRV - You have mail Sea Eyes ;-).

962 - Thanks amigo :-).

STEEVE T - Rory Gallagher is nice :-)). Good choice :-)).

SUPAADAVE - Thanks :-).

PHRYDOM - Thank you my friend :-).

LUCYSORETS - You have mail :-). Btw Happy Birthday for you sister :-).

DO THE STU - Thanks bro, i`m recording new music and next Saturday i go to the Gonçalo Pereira Studio recording the Drums parts for a few songs :-). Wish me luck bro :-).

DC SLATER - No problem my friend, nice to see you :-).

OCPS470 - thanks my friend, 29 is a great age, i love it lol :-)). Let me know your birthday :-). Cheers.

MICHELLE - Thank you honey :-).

DELFINOPIE - Happy B-Birthday :-)

KENIKO - Thanks :-).

NATY - Happy B-Birthday :-).

BAHDUH - I`m ok, thanks for asking, how are you and family? Cheers :-).

DCK - Great news about T2J cd :-). Any clue about the cover? Thanks :-).

CLARKY - Welcome back :-).

WEBMASTER - Thanks for the news :-).

JOE - I can`t wait to hear the new stuff :-).

See you later friends :-).

Warm Regards

havnt been on here for ages!!! cant wait for the new album hoping for som crazy sh*t.

Aparently you have a lot of fans, Zinc Master. It's just a lot to scroll through, for me.

"Could I simply post the hot link for the site - sure. But then, how many will actually link to it and read it?"

People who are actually interested in reading it (I'd imagine the same amount who actually read it now). I think the headline + your thoughts and a link would be interesting enough to make me want to click through.

I think the real answer is to have a forum like vBulletin http://www.vbulletin.com/, but I know the "power that is" really likes it this way.

I'm going to spend the day saying "super colossal" in the voice of Sid (John Leguizamo) from the movie Ice Age. LOL!

ssssssssssuper colossssssssal :-)

chelly....just make sure to have lotsa spit burbling around in the side of yer mouth when u sssssssssssssssay that.....

Zinc..... Right On ! ! ! You mirrored what I was trying to say. You put in better words. Keep em commin' It seems we all like the info......and the ones that don't......scroll away. BTW.... I like how you snuck in " for jokes " after you mentioned your pipeline..... lol.....Best stick with your world current events posts...if ya know what I mean.....lol...( with a twitchin' eyebrow as you pertend to hold a cigar)....lol....Take care. BTW Part Duex..... Check out my site for dates....surprise me at one. Take care.