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Master Yoda

Mikesb........ My hunch was correct. I figuired Eric really wouldn't go anywhere else. But when recording as you know it's not not who you know but the sound you're looking for. Then you choose your studio. Pat's got a great studio. A very small home basement set up like me. But Pat Doody not only is a suburb drummer .....he's an excellent engineer and producer. I recorded a demo there for our band ( Pat on drums) and I could tell right away he knew what he was doing. I keep in touch with Pat. He invites me to jams on occasion and I go when I can. He's in a band called The Voices Band. Pat left me to join them cause they play like 8 to 10 times per month. Pat does this for a living so Adios emigos. I told him no prob it's a business....you go where the work is. Anyway, I'm glad Eric hooked up with Pat. I know the cd sounds great without even listening to it yet.

http://www.thevoicesband.com

Watching the G3 in Tokyo jam right now...mmmmm....smells like chicken! (Don't ask, don't even know why I said it?!)

Ahhh...this is worth a shot.

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Texans in Heaven....

Gabriel came to the Lord and said "I have to talk to you. We have some Texans up here who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes, their dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds and pig feet bones all over the place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing."

The Lord said, "Texans are Texans, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil."

The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Hold on a minute."

The Devil returned to the phone, "O. K., I'm back. What can I do for you?"

Gabriel replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there."

The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something."

After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. Now what was the question?" Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"

The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on.

This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry, Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those Texans have put out the fire and are trying to install air-conditioning."

Some one is avin a laugh! Pat Butcher and Patrick havin a fling on Eastendas in the UK. The thought has just put me off my tea .............

Hey Satch! I'm so sad! It made 3 years I hope you'll come at montreal. Me and my friend almost criyed when we saw the list of the super colossal tour. I wish you wont forget us for your next tour. You'll still be the King in our hearts.

OMEGAN WARRIOR: I have asked him for years to come to Bend..... Hahhaha..... His gigs in PDX always rock. This time around I'm wondering if he and Eric will play in the Snitz instead of the Roseland due to the potential draw of people?

I didn't know there was another Joe fan in Bend..... Do you play? Let's get together and jam........

KISS News

Kiss have partnered with Gemini Cosmetics to launch their own line of fragrances. "We thought about doing makeup," jokes singer-guitarist Paul Stanley, "but we weren't sure how many women would want to walk around with white-painted faces."

The signature men's and women's scents will debut in September. Stanley adds that a line of Kiss-branded clothing also is in the works.

What did Dick Cheney learn from shooting a Texas lawyer in the face while hunting?

D - Old men with heart problems shouldn't go hunting

DCK, when should we expect to see an update on Talk2Joe.com ???

Thanks

13 Reasons to Smile (worth a few minutes of your time)

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it So I said "Implants?" She hit me.

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Darn...that was fun!"

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

Wouldn't you know it... Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FATcells live forever.

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building?

Bumper sticker of the year: "If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier !!"

I don't know about you, but I sure got a chuckle out of these, and I'll bet your friends will too!!

AND I've learned.... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

will the g3 signed posters be available for sale at the tour?

Come to Cleveland Joe... : )

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a lil early for some but....

Happy Valentines Day EVERYONE!!

Hope you all have a loved one of some kind, be they human or animal, that you can hug, love and appreciate....(and I'm talking about cats, dogs, hamsters....PETS people! LOL!! I know where some minds may go!!) I don't think V day is just for sweeties, it's for everyone to express their love or appreciation or happiness to have a good friendship or furry pal....

Happy Valentine's Day Joe, Rubina, ZZ, Jeff, Matt, Galen, Mike, Mick, Dave, and the whole crew and all your families!

MtHead- thank you...

MasterYoda- hope you are enjoying the holiday! Whenever I'm on half term etc I always think "Oh teaching's not so bad really..." LOL

Hello Satchland, hello my friends :-)) !!

I`ve been resting a little bit. Yesterday i did my first Bodyboarding session of the year. Nice sunshine but the water stills cold :-)). And i have a good news:i got a new instrument, a Native American Flute from NAVAJO TRIBE. Thanks for my great friend who gave me that flute ;-)) !!

You can see how is my flute here : http://cgi.ebay.com/Authentic-Native-American-Pine-Flute-with-Eagle-Totem_W0QQitemZ7743300239QQcategoryZ13757QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting

I think that`s beautiful :-)) !! I can play a liitle bit of WHISPERRING A PRAYER melody on the flute. I need practice :-)).

STEEVE T - You are always a great friend, you are very kind :-). I wish you all the best my friend and good luck for you and MARIMARISRV about the platinum packages for NYC :-). I would love to be there with you guys :-). Cheers :-)

MARIMARISRV - Good luck with the photos to the SUPER COLOSSAL TOUR :-)). Kisses for you Sea Eyes and hope see you and Joe here in Portugal. It would be awesome :-)) !!!

THE FIREMAN - Nice to see you around :-)

OVATION1 - Mikeyson thanks a lot for the Pablo Gilberto Videos. It kick ass :-)). He is an tremendous musician :-)). I had a few days to rest now i`m a little bit more fresh :-)). You are right about Mauro, he is a very talented guy indeed , i`m a lucky guy because i can work with these great guys :-). Hope you are ok :-). Warm regards for you Mikeyson :-)).

BAHDUH - Hello my friend :-). How is your family? Hope very well :-) !!!

LUCYSORETS - Hello great Spanish friend :-)).

PLUM LOCO - Good luck on the new job bro :-). Keep the faith ;-) !!!

CLARKY - I forgot to ask you about it: are you recording new material? When is your album available? Let me know, please :-)). I`m ok, working day by day, fighting for my happiness, life sometimes is hard but we are young people with fresh blood :-)). Rock on bro :-)) !!! Thanks for asking and sorry about the delay on the answer :-).

CUTHBERT1776 - Thanks for the Joe`s pic @NAMM, thank you :-)).

DO THE STU - Hello my friend, how are you? Are you happy eith the University? Hope so :-).

OCPS470 - Any new expiriences on the JSX amp? Do you have a JS 1200? If yes, what do you think about it. Thanks my friend :-).

962 - Olá amigo :-)). How are you?

ZENFISH - Hello French friend, hope one day i can visit you in Paris :-).

DCK - Very soon you have mail :-). Any new songs? Keep up the good work :-).

SLANSHROOM - It`s always great to hear you album. Barcelona team has no luck lately on the Football. Ronaldinho is a very important piece on the team indeed :-). Hope you are ok :-).

MICHELLE - Hello baby, how is the new catty? Regards for you and family :-) !!! Kisses!!!

DC SLATER - Good luck on the new record, have good sells :-))

JOE - Have a good time preparing the tour. Dave LaRue is a great bass player indeed :-). Good luck!!!

WEBMASTER - Thanks for the good news, i can`t wait to see the webcast :-).

HAPPY VALENTINS DAY :-))) !!!!

SEE YOU LATER FRIENDS

WARM REGARDS