Joe Satriani

I just checked out the Ten Words Podcast. I think I know the Ten words, how about.

"JESUS CHRIST JOE YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GUITAR!"

just a guess.

Cuthbert

Hey buddy if Joe dosen't play indy don't feel bad Peyton Manning and the colts just announced their "lack of superbowl shuffle" tour...... :-)

Damn thats cold!

Cuth---

I forgot, Iron Mike Tyson is warming up for them, in support of his "she likes it rough" album on the Original Gangsta label!

hey joe! when will your nekst tour, bring you to copenhagen Denmark? its been way to long since last time. you have been one of the biggest inspirations for me as a musician for the last 20 years. and i thank you so much for that. hope to see you soon. greetings from petse, denmark.

Hello Joe!

Frist, I would like to say that you are a great, amazing guitar player! I love your songs!

Now, I would ask you some thing... I'm from Brasil... so there is a great guitar player from here. His name is Kiko Loureiro. He's the Angra's guitar player, a great heavy metal band that has fans over all the world (most of them from Europe and Japan) So... Kilo Loureiro has a nice solo album, "No Gravity", with fantastic musics.

Finally... I want to see you, Steve and Kiko in a G3! preferable in Brasil! In Brasil, there is a lot of fans of you, Steve vai and Kiko. This G3... would be great!

cuthbert1776

Good Morning Satchland....How about some comedy to start your day?

"Balls" Inspector

I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real memo sent out by IBM to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem.

The author of this memo was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note the last couple of sentences.

'If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse.

Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method.

Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.

Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.

Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.

Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.

Have A Great Day Everyone ! ! !

Cuth that link aint up now but is it the "Unmasked" photo site?? LMAO.. The little pic from Guitar magazine from way back late 80ies or something??

Never mind the link works again!! Yup that is the site I remember... Most astounding on there is the massive list of recorded output!!!!

Hello Joe, how are you? Man we need some blue. :D pirty pwease? hehe, and we people here in Sandpoint need you to come to Spokane :DDDD. lol. Love ya man. Have a great day! Huuuuuuggggggggggssssssssss

Do The Stu- i'll be goin to Woodland, which is like a little city close to Sacramento. :D

Keniko- Well thats good your good every day :D as for me, i wont be that good till i get my baby girl back. All because of lies wrote down on a stupid peice of paper my beautiful baby girl was taken from me. I hate it. What am i supossed to do? Huuggss to you man.

Gen- thanks! Hugs

OMG thats what i have to say about Ten Words, Joe, you made me cry again. Its so amazing the power your music has over me. lol. oh man, I really dont know what id do with out your music. I cant even thank you enough for it. That song, is so AWSOME, they all are, but that, oh man that one just hits me the hardest. Thanks so much Joe!

and of course, I gotta thank you to Mr. Webmaster Jon, if it wasnt for you we wouldnt be hearin it, thanks to you too!

Hi Joe,

Just heard your podcast for "Redshift Riders" It sounds very cool. I was a little puzzled by your explanation for "using redshift" What you described sounded more like the gravitational slingshot that they use to accelerate spacecraft. Redshift refers to a lengthening of measured wavelengths due to objects moving away from each other as well as the expansion of the universe-sort of like the lowering of pitch as an ambulance siren speeds away from you.

Just in case you're interesting. Looking forward to the album and seeing you in concert again.

Hrh Fish

Thanks for mentioning Thin Lizzy. It's important to remember where it all started for some of us 'mature' players. I got to meet Phil and the boys in the states when they broke out over here with the 'Fighting' album. Brian Robertson aka Robbo was but a teenager at that time yet one of the fastest and cleanest players I'd ever seen. The double-leads with Scot G. were blazing. I'm glad that Sykes continues to carry the torch even if the current Lizzy is only reminiscent of the originals, a true tribute to Phil Lynott. Diatonic is better than catatonic, but I prefer gin and tonic.

Olly - The simplest name for that chord would probably be Dm(add9)/A. So it's a D minor triad with an added ninth, in second inversion.

Austin: Thanks for your suggestions. We were planning on driving back to PA after the show. If I find a parking garage that is too far to walk from maybe I will be riding in one of those new-fangled subways :)

I will have to find out from my son, TomJr ,where we are going to be seated. He has the tickets in hand since he bought me mine for a Christmas gift. I will let you know when I find out and perhaps we can exchange a few "heys".

michelle: Thanks for your input! I sure wouldn't appreciate having my car locked away for the night in NYC :(