In fits of laughter at the mo. South Park slays me

MRS.CARTMAN : want an abortion because I dont want to bring a child into this awful world.

DOCTOR: Fine. How long have you been pregnant?

MRS.CARTMAN: About 8 years !!

DOCTOR: It is illegal to abort durin the 3rd trimester but the 40th !!!

Excuse me while I eat the carpet again............

TomSr....there are plenty of them...I go into NYC often, and I just gather my wagon's in a circle until I find just the right one....good luck....

....On the Chelsea/Barcelona game.... I saw the highlights, and boy, it looked like a great game.... They were at Ronaldinho (sp?) like stink on sh*t....heavy, and the intensity was great.... Its going to get interesting....

Guitarmiester: lol man, you need to tell that guy you are an Instrumentalist; its hard to tell a friend, but if he's kuul, he'll understand.... Werd to ya on the covers man..thats the spirit!!.... BTW, go with Guitar9 records if your other place dont carry the dvd's.... Guitar9 is a solid reputable place....

962: As you know, thats the hardest part man (finding your own voice), but once you do.... Ahhhh! :-)

Hrh Fish: I wonder if you live near the great Clarky..an occupational shredder from East London.... He has an iuma site, but it is down right now; and he is currently getting ready to release an album Shredz at an Exhibition, and also plays for the David Cross Band....

....I've been meaning to ask /\//\T'/ if she has been to any of the Olympic events over there??.... What a beautiful country, go Italy! :-)

Hello friends, hello Satchland :-)) !!!

WEBMASTER - Dear Jon, you made my day :-)), that program works :-))) !!! I can see and hear everything now ;-)) !! Wonderful work, I´m at NAMM now :-)) !!! Thank you so much, you rock. My day was tough, but now i`m feeling much better :-)) !!! Thank you Mr.Luini :-) !!!

OVATION1 - Hello Mikeyson :-) !! Yeah great news about Blister but today i did a call to Gonçalo and he told me that the PC`s motherboard crashed but everything else is ok. My backups and all new Blister album are saved, uff :-). The weather here is cold and i`m feeling a little ill but don`t worry :-). Have a wonderful weekend, next saturday The Gonçalo Fun Club has the First Lunch meet :-)). Gonçalo will be there playing for us :-). Take care my friend :-). regards to you :-).

MARIMARISRV - You rock too baby, and please don`t cry Sea Eyes :-). Have a wonderful weekend, relax and take a deep breath :-). Kisses for you Sea EYes :-)) !!!

JOE - Great NAMM show and the new album sounds really great, you and Mike Fraser did a great work :-). I`m suprised :-) !!! All the best and see you soon :-) !!!

DOUG DOPPLER - You are welcome, all the best for you :-) !!!

962 - your new song is very cool. That song with a good drummer and good dinamics, it can be a bigger sucess :-). Keep up the great feeling :-)) !!! Take care and soon i will send you the cd :-).

DCK - Nice new tune :-). Thanks for share that with us :-).

DO THE STU - Take care bro, be safe :-) !

SUZIE 2000 - Congrats about the new amp :-).

BAHDUH - Hello friend, I´m ok, a little bit cold but fine :-).

CLARKY - That´s right my friend, I´m recording my album slowly because everything is expensive and I´m happy to do that :-). That`s the way to be eternal :-). Gonçalo Pereira is helping me a lot. he will do the master to me with a good price. I can understand your concern about it. best of luck bro :-) and keep in touch !! regards for you!!!

STEEVE T - Good weekend for you bro :-) !!!

SATRIELLA - Good art works, very well :-) !!

GOOD WEEKEND FRIENDS, TAKE CARE

WARM REGARDS

alexandrecaetano...when do you project your album to be released....?

TomSR, if you park in a garage, make sure you check the CLOSING time before you go in! You don't want to come back to the garage after the show and have yer car locked up overnight. Try to find an all night garage, or at least one that's open till midnight, and prepare to pay to park. Not a measly $8.00 or so like here. It will probably be $20.+, but maybe someone else can confirm that. We haven't been to NY since '01. DT will be fantastic! Have a great time!

Everyone is saying that there is going to be another show in Chicago,,,is that true??, because neitherJoe nor the Webmaster hasn't confirm it...I'm going to take a day off from work for the Wednesday or Thursday shows.

Joe and Crew: Please sell T-Shirts on every show because I do not have a Satriani shirt, and that for me is insane. It would be cool if you guys sell keychains, mugs, calendars etc; lol,.....See you guys in the Chicago show, And I hope I could finally meet Joe in person..

Joe Satriani...just caught a documentary called "Guitar Legends: Through The Electric Age" from 92" Seville Guitar Expo BBC produced....very cool to see you on TV....very cool indeed....

ovation1 I forgot to mention, I emailed someone at the official Racer X site about the DVD's, and they said they'll be putting DVD's for sale soon, and specifically said the Snowball of Doom will be $39+shipping. (at least I'm assuming they were talking about SoD, that was the one I asked about, along with SSO, but they also said to post on the site where to find SSO.) So, I'll just order SSO from Guitar9 and either ebay or pay $39+shipping for the SoD.

JOE_FEVER As for coming up with songs, I have a few different ways: (1)Most of the time I'll have something in my head (either a riff or melody). (2)I'll just play and work on an idea that I like (and I don't just keep the 1st thing, I'll record things I like on a 4 track, but I'm very hard on myself, it has to be at a certain level in order for me to keep the idea. Kinda strange, but that's what happens when you listen to such amazing musicians, at least for me, you tend to compare yourself when you really shouldn't. (3)Just wait for inspiration to strike. It's really what works best for you, there's really no set way to coming up with songs. As for melody or riff 1st, I've done it both ways, either had a nice melody then worked on a riff, or the opposite way.

Guitarmiester.. lookin forward bro... thanx.MT

gotta have Joe... no problemo ..MT

all - episode 5 of the podcast is now up, check it out! also, if you've been digging the podcasts so far, hop over to itunes and post a comment letting other people know they should check it out. for this week you can find it featured in the main "podcasts" area of the music store, too!

Dearest Joe;

I've been a fan of yours since 1986, when I heard "surfing with the Alien" album I became hooked on your Music.........Would you ever think of coming to Dubai (UAE) as part of your Tour. Hope you take this into consideration.

Wish you all the Luck and congrats on your up coming COLOSSAL album, can't wait to check it out.

Blue Moon im not sure if i like the new tune yet, its good but different in some way, the start of it sounds like one of those new bands out nowadays, kinda reminded me of radiohead.. but then the melody kicks in, undecided here