cheese101 - Do you subscribe to Guitar World, or did you find it in a store? If you're a subscriber, it'll save me a trip to the bookstore (because then I'll know it won't be there yet).

Michelle:Thanks darlin, fingers crossed for Mr Les Paul

Ovation:Its startin t hurt my brain thinking just how much talent is out there, i,m aimin for my uncanny sofa for a lay doon,lol

marimari:Ah yer 2 kind.I think thats where a lot of talent goes wrong, they get good then sit back doing the same old their whole life....bad move, good t know your not one of em.The human mind & body is a wonderpiece, it never fails to amaze me what its capable of

Stevee T:Aye man, but that chromeboy sure sound purty

Cliff, oops, haha, no I didn't make the link that the Wolfgang is your guitar! Sorry, I was evidently having a dumbass moment. I dunno how you'd put it after the wah and tuner! ;-)

Anyway, as long as you put it through the volume pedal, then wah, then any distortion effects and then any others it should all sound right.

It might simply be a case of needing new leads. I thoroughly recommend Proel Professional Instrument Cables. They're the best I've used and I swear by 'em.

And yeah, the clean and drive channels use the same speakers!

I bet he makes an awesome teacher (he teaches at GIT)!

Zen:Just as i thought i,d gone completely mad, i found this

http://painting.about.com/od/landscapes/ss/Goldsworthy_5.htm

Andy Goldsworthy has built this just 10 minutes walk from Burnhead/Penpont where myself & my sister had that experience & now i find he has taken stones from Scotland to build THIS in The Metropolitan Museum of art in New York

http://www.metmuseum.org/special/Goldsworthy/3.r.htm

hi people well the webcast is guna b aired on my 21st bday but im gunna b in dublin getting the jamason down me!

my band are currently 11th in the competition so we need more votes

check out www.studentmusicawards.com and vote for the haze (were down the bottom on the left hand side)

seriously all votes count this could get us an audience with some major labels, a tv gig and a demo recording in abbey road so u can see why im reposting this

Hi, can't wait for the new album to see (or hear) if it's a modern version of "surfing with...", i hope so. Anyways, i guess it'll be great because that's what we already expect from joe...one more entry in the guitars' history book... Cheers!

Dear sweet Joe,

I was wondering... Could you please do me and tons of others a favour with a Kick-ass gig in Belgium on your next 'Super Colossal' Tour?

ps: Netherlands will do fine aswell ;)

your fan since the early 90's,

Hey Joe where u goin wiv that gun in your hand!!!!!!!!!

Wot about an ISDN audio link up to your live shows. You could do this for members of your web site.I realise to do the visual you would have to take cameras on tour which would be logistically difficult but you could transmit the audio. Im sure there's enuf interest. Would give a chance for those who cant make the shows to check em out online. It would be good for your fan base in territorys you cant get to wiv the tour. All you Satchfreaks that are interestead post your support to the site.

Hey Joe, great site! I've been meaning to stop by here for quite some time now. Can't wait to hear your new album "Super Collossal", looks very exciting!

I also have a new album out called "Magnetic", its pretty neat and it was extremely fun to play and create. Just thought I'd post a link, to see if others might enjoy it as well. Great to be here, and look forward to the future hanging out on the site!

http://www.myspace.com/antonzedd

God Bless & Have Fun, Anton Zedd

PhryDom

The dog story was very effective - probably a buch of guys looking for the wrong thing called. ( ha ha ha ).

Our local humane society tries hard - we have adopted pets from there before and we have donated to them as well.

NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND (sorry for the all caps - its the way I got it)

I PROMISE, YOU CANNOT READ THESE AND NOT LAUGH OUT LOUD! THESE ARE REAL NOTES WRITTEN BY PARENTS IN A TENNESSEE SCHOOL DISTRICT. (SPELLINGS HAVE BEEN LEFT INTACT.)

MY SON IS UNDER A DOCTOR'S CARE AND SHOULD NOT TAKE PE TODAY. PLEASE EXECUTE HIM.

PLEASE EXKUCE LISA FOR BEING ABSENT SHE WAS SICK AND I HAD HER SHOT.

DEAR SCHOOL: PLEASE ECSC's JOHN BEING ABSENT ON JAN. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 AND ALSO 33.

PLEASE EXCUSE GLORIA FROM JIM TODAY. SHE IS ADMINISTRATING.

PLEASE EXCUSE ROLAND FROM P.E. FOR A FEW DAYS. YESTERDAY HE FELL OUT OF A TREE AND MISPLACED HIS HIP.

JOHN HAS BEEN ABSENT BECAUSE HE HAD TWO TEETH TAKEN OUT OF HIS FACE.

CARLOS WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE WAS P! LAYING FOOTBALL. HE WAS HURT IN THE GROWING PART.

MEGAN COULD NOT COME TO SCHOOL TODAY BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN BOTHERED BY VERY CLOSE VEINS.

CHRIS WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL CUS HE HAS AN ACRE IN HIS SIDE.

PLEASE EXCUSE RAY FRIDAY FROM SCHOOL. HE HAS VERY LOOSE VOWELS.

PLEASE EXCUSE PEDRO FROM BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD (DIAHRE, DYREA, DIREATHE), THE SHITS. [WORDS IN ( )'s WERE CROSSED OUT].

PLEASE EXCUSE TOMMY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD DIARRHEA, AND HIS BOOTS LEAK.

IRVING WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE MISSED HIS BUST.

PLEASE EXCUSE JIMMY FOR BEING. IT WAS HIS FATHER'S FAULT

KEPT BILLIE HOME BECAUSE SHE HAD TO GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT SIZE SHE WEAR.

PLEASE EXCUSE JENNIFER FOR MISSING SCHOOL YESTERDAY. WE FORGOT TO GET THE SUNDAY PAPER OFF THE PORCH, AND WHEN WE FOUND IT MONDAY. WE THOUGHT IT WAS SUNDAY.

SALLY WON'T BE IN SCHOOL A WEEK FROM FRIDAY. WE HAVE TO ATTEND HER FUNERAL.

MY DAUGHTER WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE SHE WAS TIRED. SHE SPENT A WEEKEND WITH THE MARINES.

PLEASE EXCUSE JASON FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD A COLD AND COULD NOT BREED WELL.

PLEASE EXCUSE MARY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. SHE WAS IN BED WITH GRAMPS.

GLORIA WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY AS SHE WAS HAVING A GANGOVER.

PLEASE EXCUSE BRENDA. SHE HAS BEEN SICK AND UNDER THE DOCTOR.

MARYANN WAS ABSENT DECEMBER 11-16, BECAUSE SHE HAD A FEVER, SORE THROAT, HEADACHE AND UPSET STOMACH. HER SISTER WAS ALSO SICK, FEVER AND SORE THROAT, HER BROTHER HAD A LOW GRADE FEVER AND ACHED ALL OVER. I WASN'T THE BEST EITHER, SORE THROAT AND FEVER. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING GOING AR OUND, HER FATHER EVEN GOT HOT LAST NIGHT.

PEACEANDGUITARS ________________________________________________

Most of us ave worked that out. Welcome to the real world! Best therapy is to play your guitar.Its Friday go out get waysted and pull a member of the opposite/same sex deppending on your orientation!!!!!!!! Dont wallow in self pity. Positive happy people only please............

ZINC MASTER ________________________________________________

Mate of mine works on the emergency switchboard. In the UK you dial 999 for the police or an ambulance. My mate answered this call from some idiot wanting the Police becauss his Pizza was late.

You should check out an English comic called Jasper Carrot. He does a routine with motor insurance claim forms. People have to describe the accident in their own words

IE.The accident was caused by me waving to the person I hit last time!

The lampost was obscured by human beings!

7 Everyday Therapies for Cabin Fever Combat cabin fever with these fun, meditative activities.

Feeling a little blue? Getting out of a winter-induced funk can be a challenge, which is why we put together this list of unusual "therapies" to rejuvenate your spirit and soul.

PART ONE OF TWO

1. Tap into your creativity.

Creative arts therapies, like painting and drawing, have been shown to boost immunity in HIV/AIDS patients, and they've proven a positive outlet for patients in psychiatric rehab and adults dealing with bereavement. If it's good enough for professional therapy, it might just help you too. "A new hobby gives you something you can focus your energy on," says Raymond Crowel, PsyD, vice president of the National Mental Health Association. "It can also help inspire you and lift your sadness," he says. So, you're thinking, you're no Picasso. No problem! Put paintbrush to canvas and just go for it. No one has to see your handiwork; it's just for you, babe.

2. Embrace your green thumb.

Gardening is a great way to combine a sense of control and calm. It takes your mind off of your woes and directs it toward something productive and beautiful. You don't have to have a huge plot of land, either; even the narrow strip of dirt bordering your apartment building will do. Or try container gardening -- just repotting your existing plants can bring out your nurturing instincts and give you a sense of accomplishment. If you're planting flowers, choose colors to create the right mood -- soothing pastels or celebratory reds and oranges. If you're partial to greenery, choose plants that have tranquil textures like ferns. You might even find that the regular task of watering can be a meditative act. Then, just sit back and watch your garden grow!

3. Foster or adopt a pet.

"A lot of people recommend pets to help with depression," Dr. Crowel says. "It gives you something to focus your emotions on in a positive way," he says. Pets literally bring more life into your life and increase your energy. After all, who can be down about a few lousy pounds or a missed workout when you've got a happy-all-the-time fluffy creature anxiously awaiting you when you come home at night? Of course, getting a pet is a serious commitment, especially a dog or cat. Starting a fish aquarium is a lower-maintenance alternative, and studies have shown that the simple act of watching the fish swim around can have relaxing effects. If you're not sure about getting a pet full-time, volunteer with an animal shelter to foster a dog or cat that needs nurturing before it's ready for adoption.

4. Have more sex.

7 Everyday Therapies for Cabin Fever

PART TWO

5. Exercise.

Traditional exercise increases endorphins and energy levels too. What kind of exercise? It could be anything that gets you moving. "People don't have to think about changing their lives," Dr. Crowel says. Try a different sport like snowshoeing, which burns a surprising number of calories and adds the element of a new challenge. Try a long walk, a challenging yoga class, or just get back on that treadmill. "Start with small goals," Dr. Crowel suggests. Otherwise, you might feel like you've failed before you begin.

6. Sample new music.

Do you feel like dancing when Madonna comes on? Do you get into your happy place when Bob Marley sings of love and peace? Excellent. Get yourself to the music store or get online and browse for music with similar upbeat rhythms. Try out a new artist or a new CD from an artist that makes you smile. "Playing music you like can be rewarding and can energize people," Dr. Crowel says. Just avoid anything too mellow or melancholy. We don't want any wallowing.

7. Take some quiet time for you.

peaceandguitars

All kidding aside - you having a bad day or something?

Hrh Fish

I have heard of similar stories (calling police about late food) from over here too.

EVERYBODY SHOULD B APPY COS YOU ONLY GET ONE LIFE. ITS EITHER RELATIONSHIPS OR MONEY THAT GET YOU DOWN. iF YOU FIND YOURSELF DOWN JUST MAKE SOME SILLY NOISES THAT USUALLY DOES THE TRICK.....

Zinc, loved the excuse notes....too funny!! :D

PS214, It's about damn time!!! I'm happy for ya!!

DoTheStu, it's funny...I called up the local bookstore yesterday and they DIDN'T have the magazine, neither did my favorite guitar store....but lo and behold, went to the grocery store on my way home (Albertson's) and there it was!! So start calling around, I bet you find it! And the price of the mag....well, I NEED to get a subscription!! Hope ya find it!

Suzie, I'm okay, thanks for asking...had a bit of a job change in January, so struggling to keep my nose above water and learn more new stuff. I have to cram the new stuff somewhere in my brain without any old stuff leaking out....THAT'S the hard part, lol!!!

Good Morning Satchland..... Cloudy, Grey and Cold in Chicago. That's why I enjoyed the beautiful morning a couple a days ago. Depressing......I'll survive......lol...... Speaking of Depressing......

peaceandguitars...... I concur with Zinc....What's up?

Zinc......I loved the jokes from yesterday.Sorry....I forgot to mention it yesterday.

Spizazz......Good to see you again. Thanks for your comments. I was a little taken back by that ....thanks just the same. Ovation 1 doesn't have to pass on what you said...I read the posts everyday...lol..... I have the band up and running again. We're playing The Lunar Brewing Co. in Villa Park on March 11th. Please try and make it, I'd love to meet you. Also Rory's in Addison has changed owners and it's called Legends now. We'll be there in April. Check out my site for more info and updates. http://www.thebluesmavericks.com

Mari......I hope everything is OK. I'm a little concerned. Please email me with updates. Always Hugs for you.

gotta have joe......Man,be careful out there. How are you feeling today? Is everything OK? Hugs to you.