Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Two couples were playing poker one evening. John
accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he
bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed
that Bill's wife Sue, legs spread wide, wasn't wearing
any underwear! Shocked by this, John upon trying to
sit back up again,hit his head on the table and
emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to
get some refreshments.Sue followed and asked,"Did you
see anything that you liked under there?"Surprised by
her boldness, John courageously admitted
that,well,indeed he did.She said, "Well, you can have
it but it will cost you $500."After taking a minute or
two to assess the financial as well as the moral costs
of this
offer, John indicates that he is indeed interested.She
tells him that since her husband, Bill works Friday
afternoons and John doesn't, that John should be at
her house around 2:00 Friday
afternoon.When Friday rolled around, John showed up at
Bill's house for the planned time with Sue at 2:00 PM
sharp and after paying her the agreed sum of $500,they
went to the bedroom and closed their sexual
transaction as Sue had promised. Afterwards, John
quickly dressed and left.As usual, Bill came home from
work at 6:00 PM and upon entering the house,asked his
wife abruptly,
"Did John come by the house this afternoon?" A little
worried, Bill's wife answered,"Why yes, he did stop by
for a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly
skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did
he give you $500?" In terror, she assumed that somehow
he'd found out, and after mustering up her best poker
face, replied,"Well, yes,in fact he did give me $500."
Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised
his wife by saying,"Good, I was hoping he did. He came
by the office thismorning and borrowed $500 from me.
He promised he'd stop by the house this afternoon and
pay me back."
NOW THAT'S A POKER
PLAYER!!
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Tue Feb 14 '06 8:44:15 am
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Guitarmiester
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michelle That picture was HUGE! I wasn't ready for it to be that up close and personal.
Blue Moon Very, very nice story... I play poker a lot, usually there aren't any girls, but from now I think my cards or chips will magically fall to the ground if there are...lol. That story was too good!
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Tue Feb 14 '06 8:55:43 am
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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DC Slater
I love(d) Van Halen too. I missed the 2004 tour though. VH3 wasn't that bad music - but it wasn't Van Halen.
To me, it would beneath them to do Rock Star - but it would fit.
Sammy was upset that it took them months to only finish those 3 songs - he thought Eddie wasn't going fast enough.
Dave wants back in the band - but they apparently don't want him back.
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Tue Feb 14 '06 9:04:38 am
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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BIue Moon
re: blow up your computer
Your post made me think of the AC/DC song - blow up the radio (or something like that) - I think I have it on my iPod, must check.
The video was very funny.
Boy - the way a mind thinks.
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Tue Feb 14 '06 10:20:14 am
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randybass
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Great news Joes in Detroit in April seeing im 20 minutes away. I'll have to make it to that show.
Did anyone get the Guitar World Magazine with Joe this month? It's just coming out now . Hes on the cover, theres an interview and also Satch Boogie is transcribed.
Theres also a Cd -rom with him playing Step by step Satch Boogie. Just thought id mention this .
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Tue Feb 14 '06 11:20:29 am
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Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Happy Valentines Day Satchland.......
Randybass...... I just started subscribing to Guitar World. I got the Randy Rhoads issue and the Satch issue both with no CD. Sniff....Snifff.... What a time for this to happen. Joe looks to be in great shape from the pics. He looks like he's in his 20's.....well I'm stretchin' a bit....lol....Joe sure don't look like he's pushin' 50. God Bless our Joe. I've emailed Guitar World about the problem. It looks like people may be stealing the CD'S. Bummer. Anyway, I can't wait to dig into "Satch Boogie" when the CD arrives. Take Care.
Joe.....Are you working out on a regular basis? Do you have a personal trainer? Can't wait to see you in Chicago. You're gonna Rock. It's gonna be great. Take Care.
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Do The Stu
Austin Lewis, III
Costa Mesa, CA
United States
Plays: Bass (25 years)
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michelle - The Sheehan/Lifeson/Peart thing is audio-only...so you don't need time to "watch" it. ;-) Just listen to it as you're catching up on T2J, maybe...
Zinc Master - "Van Halen: The Next 'Rock Star'?"
I sure hope not. If they do that and tour before making another album, I will not go see them.
DC Slater - "I saw them in 2004 w/ Sammy and they put on one hell of a show! I guess Sammy didn't want to do anything long term with them."
Don't blame Sammy...the reunion pretty much fell apart because of Eddie and his drinking problem.
Keniko - I think Guitar World has two different subscription levels. One includes the CD and one doesn't.
...Austin...
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Tue Feb 14 '06 1:04:58 pm
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Do The Stu
re: Van Halen / Rock Star
I saw Sammy as a solo act last spring - very good show.
I have seen Van Halen together (1993 I think) - good show.
But on Rock Star - I think that would be embarassing for them and for us (the fans).
I watched 2-3 episodes of the INXS series - wasn't too impressed with it. Didn't like any of the contestants anyway.
How about other rock stars, to try out to be the next lead singer?
Kinda like what they did for Velvet Revolver?
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Tue Feb 14 '06 1:09:31 pm
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Donald Rumsfeld is briefing president Bush: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"Oh no!" exclaims the president, "that's terrible!"
His staff is stunned at this unprecedented display of emotion, watching as Bush sits, head in hands.
Finally, he looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Tue Feb 14 '06 1:17:27 pm
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Jmco1
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hi joe, im a new member to ur fan club, i love playing the axe and i also think you r a fantastic player. I was wondering if there is any way you could post the tab for beethoven`s 5th that you did, i have tried to work it out from the track but i get lost quite early on. If u cant is there any other way i can get it??????????????????" I live in hope"
your deciple
Jer
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Tue Feb 14 '06 1:30:55 pm
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Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
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Do The Stu / Zinc...... I called the 800# to Guitar World.( no response from the email) Sure enough I signed up for the introductory offer.....Non-CD issue. I'm so stupid sometimes. Communication Breakdown. I'm going to Dominiks tonight to get Joe's April issue. I'll have to order the Randy Rhoads back issue to get the CD. The lady at customer service said she'll start my subscibtion(cd issue) for May. AAAARRRRHHHH ! ! ! Thanks for the heads up.
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Tue Feb 14 '06 2:08:30 pm
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HellRat
Patrick Herbst
Neumünster,
Germany
Plays: Guitar (27 years)
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Hey Joe,
I hope to see you in Germany some time!!!
I'm realy looking forward to your new record.
Keep on rockin
Greetz
Patrick H.
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Tue Feb 14 '06 2:25:09 pm
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Akorn
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hey Joe!
Cant wait to see you in NYC! I'm totally going!
Have any of you seen the Joe interview in Guitar world?
It's awesome.
It says that Super Colasal will be Joes best album yet
Cant WAIT
Edited Tue Feb 14 '06 3:03 pm
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Tue Feb 14 '06 3:02:53 pm
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gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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Hey Joe, how are you today buddy? I am actualy very excited. I get to get the Guitar World mag soon. Cant wait, im very excited. Have a wonderful day. Love ya man. huggsssssssssss to you.
How is every one today?
Cheese what do you say we start a west coast chant?
WEST COAST!
WEST COAST!
WEST COAST! Spokane Washington for me!!!!!!!!!!! Please... *puppy eyes*
Kayla
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Tue Feb 14 '06 3:23:32 pm
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Stevee T
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Akorn...I did notice the statement that this may be Joe's greatest album yet...that's one TALL order....guess why this is named Super Colossal...lol....maybe we'll get together at The Nokia with the other T2Jer's...?
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Tue Feb 14 '06 3:54:32 pm
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JLPIROCK
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Dear Joe, Please come to Cleveland. It would be a blessing to us...... and man do we need it. There's Le Bron and not much else till you come by......it's been a long winter...can't you tell? Rock-On, jlpirock
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