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Hrh Fish
paul Fisher
London,
UK
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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Nammman

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Heehee

True mate they all look the same with the light off. But blondes have more fun cos you can find em in the dark !!!!!

Wed Mar 1 '06 1:55:44 pm

VanLouw
Jan Louw
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I must say i hav never heard vai boast either. But more importantly i think Steve v and Joe are the greatest guitarists in the WORLD! EVER! along with Eddie Van Halen, Yngwie Malmsteen, Jimi Hendrix, Paul Gilbert, John Petrucci, Jason Becker and ME (just kiddin). Phew Glad i got that off my chest. sorry about that pointless post but those are my favorite guitarists. about the blondes and bronettes, i seem to like brunettes better but end up with more blondes. How does that work?!

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Wed Mar 1 '06 2:05:28 pm

Namm Man

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Hrh Fish

"True mate they all look the same with the light off. But blondes have more fun cos you can find em in the dark !!!!!"

Question for ya, Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight? (that would be a solar torch across the pond where youre at)

or my other favorite blond joke,

why are blonde jokes only one liners, so brunnettes can understand them.... oh I am on a roll!

Wed Mar 1 '06 2:09:39 pm

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Hrh Fish

It was FDR who said your quote about Fear

Wed Mar 1 '06 2:12:27 pm

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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cuthbert1776

Why the history lesson today?

Wed Mar 1 '06 2:13:10 pm

cdub

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Joe, Thank you very much for releasing some truly incredible music over the years. Each album is always surprising and serendipitous. I just hope there may be a show for us in AVL in the near future (Steve sure enjoyed himself when he was here). Please keep up the hard work and I'll help to keep you employed (lol).
Wed Mar 1 '06 2:14:26 pm

Hrh Fish
paul Fisher
London,
UK
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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VANLOUW

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welcome on line bud. I didnt say Vai boasts. He doesnt need to. I was talking about his playing Vai shows off his abillity a lot more with his stuff Joe plays whats right for the song. If you could play as well as Vai you wouldnt have to boast. You let the music do the talking. Steve personally is a very deep and spiritual guy I met him at Hammersmith Odeon on the Skyscraper tour. You end up with blondes cos they're easier to find in the dark !!!!!

Wed Mar 1 '06 2:16:23 pm

Hrh Fish
paul Fisher
London,
UK
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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Zinc Master

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I stand corrected. Cheers bud not to well up on US history and I am a bit the worse for a couple of joints !!!!! But yeah that was an inspirational quate for me

quate?!?? I am definatley stoned......



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Wed Mar 1 '06 2:19:13 pm

punkdude75
Miguel Chavez
Chi-town, Illinois
USA
Plays: Guitar (36 years)
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so ccool

One Robot's Dream: uptempo song that I think is going to be a jazzy song with killer leads...

Ken and Wanda: wow!!1 you made my day. It's happy to hear that she is recovering,,,keep posting dude later peeps

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Wed Mar 1 '06 2:23:58 pm

Ya Yo Gakk

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wow, a tour with eric johnson, sweet... now, is it just my eyes or do i NOT see any california shows?
Wed Mar 1 '06 2:31:19 pm

Namm Man

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VanLouw

"about the blondes and bronettes, i seem to like brunettes better but end up with more blondes. How does that work?!"

Could it be that most plump young german boys are blonde?

Just Yucking ya..... :-{)

Namm Man

Edited Wed Mar 1 '06 2:34 pm

Wed Mar 1 '06 2:32:37 pm

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Hrh Fish

No worries

Figured I would make a clear record.

I try to stay up on US history as well as world history - but not always successful. Can only do your best.

Got the munchies yet?

If so - whacha gonna get?

Wed Mar 1 '06 2:48:52 pm

Hrh Fish
paul Fisher
London,
UK
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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Nammman

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We do the blonde Jokes over here to but in the UK they are Essex girl jokes

Whats the definition of a virgin in Essex?

She can run faster than her Dad !!

How do you know when an Essex girl has come ?

She drops her crisps (potatoe chips in US)

Wed Mar 1 '06 3:00:47 pm

Hrh Fish
paul Fisher
London,
UK
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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Zinc Master

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Probably a tube of Texas BBQ Pringles with a few assorted dips

Wed Mar 1 '06 3:03:59 pm

Music Man62
Arnulfo Salinas
Lincoln, Nebraska
usa
Plays: Guitar (49 years)
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Hey Joe Well I just could'nt resist I had to purchase the Platinum package for Omaha Nebraska so I'm so excited to finally have the opportunity to meet you in person I wrote a story about my daughter Amanda and I who work's at the Mariott Fairfield Inn in Lincoln when we both had the chance to meet Eric Johnson.I'm looking forward to seeing Eric again also I told him what I play through I use a Randall 150watt head through 2- 4by 12 Marshall's and I play a black les paul, for effect's I use a roland gp8 processor when I play live now I'm ready to see your gear and hear it up close and personnel this mean's the WORLD !!!!! to me to have this opportunity with all the other people who will be purchasing these packages.I use to live in Austin and seen Eric several times in Zilker Park On Blues on the Green is what they were calling the show.I seen you 3 time's down in Austin and now to meet the man in person Wow I can't tell what this mean's to me!!! So I do have one question and I hope for a reply I will be looking for on the site.I would love to bring my Les Paul and have all the member's from your band and Eric's band autograph my guitar so I will look for a reply thank's and I'm so looking forward to finally meeting you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love learning your stuff and will alway's do so out of all guitar player's you are my favorite and Eric is wright in there with you!!!!!!!!!! I was so overwhelmed when I met him and he knew it so I can't wait to meet you your number 1 fan in Nebraska Arnulfo Salinas!!!!!!! Oh yea well there is one more person I hope to me and that is A.K.A Jack Butler ( Steve Vai ) All of you our my guitar GODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wed Mar 1 '06 3:06:23 pm

Guitarmiester

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cuthbert1776 Yea, I already have a car and got it all taken care of already. I'm most likely going to go with a head, I like having a stack more than a combo...mix and match with cabinets, find the best result you can. I've got a few combo amps, but I don't use them, I use my stack all the time. But, it's solid state...yea, I need a tube amp. And about the Carvin demo, I pre-ordered that before it came out, arrived the day it was released. I like Vai's lengthy interview.

Namm Man Vai's Legacy is amazing, if I could go with the Legacy I would, I've already downloaded the samples off Carvin's site a while ago. Not only is the head amazing, but the cabinet is one of the best I've ever heard. They don't want to order anything, so I pretty much have to go with something at a store. If I could order online, the decision would be even harder...Carvin, Laney, Soldano...

-I'll get to everyone else that responded later...gotta go.

Wed Mar 1 '06 3:06:33 pm

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Hrh Fish

ahhhhh (tongue hanging out)

dips !!!!

(all in Homer Simpson voice)

Wed Mar 1 '06 3:10:42 pm

Hrh Fish
paul Fisher
London,
UK
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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Zinc master

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My mate Kev was round my place on sunday and we had a bit of a session. Hes really good entertainment and comes out with some funny stuff sometimes get your head round this..

Whats the answer to life ? There isnt one but we still look for it. If there isnt an answer why are we still looking for it ?!!!???

Heres another good one a mate of mine came out with

Is the 24 hour shop open ? I replied

"well it is on this planet. I dont know about the planet your on !!"



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Wed Mar 1 '06 3:15:18 pm

Hrh Fish
paul Fisher
London,
UK
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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YO!!!!!!!!!

WEBMASTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MENTION THE BRIXTON ACADEMY FOR THE LONDON DATE TO JOE. HOLDS 4500. JUST HAD GARY MOORE THERE LAST YEAR. MY MATES RUN THE SECURITY DOWN THERE AND I'D BE ABLE 2 GET TO MEET JOE.

PS. THE BAR CAN STAY OPEN TILL1AM. IDEAL FOR A MEET AND GREET PARTY AFTER THE SHOW..........

IF YOU WANT TASTEFUL DJS AS WELL I'M THE MAN TO TALK TO..



Edited Wed Mar 1 '06 3:37 pm

Wed Mar 1 '06 3:30:11 pm

Guitarmiester

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SupaaDave Yea, the JSX is 120 watts and the Mesa is 50 watts. Wattage really isn't a big thing for me. The Mesa might be 50 watts, but it's a LOUD 50 watter. Without a doubt it would be heard in the mix. Most Mesa amps have a wattage selector, I don't think the Solo 50 head does though. Both great heads, it's one really tough decision!

death cube k The LoneStar Special is nice, I was playing a few Mesa's...Lonestar special, Mark IV, Rect-o-verb, Nomad 45 and a few others. Still, the Solo 50 came out on top for most of them. They had more Mesa's, but the rest were a bit more pricey, triple rectifier and stilleto's.

Webmaster Thanks for the podcasts...

Joe Satriani Really liking the new stuff, can't wait for the album to come out! Trying to decide between a Mesa solo 50 head and your JSX...such a hard decision!!! The clean channel on your JSX is unbelievable!!! I didn't really get to test out the distortion yet, I only got to crank the Mesa, people entered the store when I got to the JSX...maybe tomorrow.

Wed Mar 1 '06 3:37:07 pm

OME
Christopher Thompson
Dardanelle, AR
USA
Plays: Guitar (37 years)
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I'll be on air for awhile jamming out if anyone wants to tune in at hardrockradiolive.com
Wed Mar 1 '06 3:56:37 pm

gmaske

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Here it is only the 1st of March and your track snippits are driving me crazy. I don't think I'm gonna make it till the 14th. I'm really glade I preordered! I just hope Sony ships it quick. I'm really enjoying what I've heard so far.
Wed Mar 1 '06 5:03:01 pm

zenplicity
Simon Braik
el cajon, c.a
usa
Plays: Guitar (32 years)
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Hey Joe. All i can say to you is thankyou so much for originality with an instrument that so many people dont realize the potential of. u truly are an inspiration. U posted something a while back about learning music theory and forgetting it, and it would serve u well. How very true. that reminds me of a zen saying. The saying is, Before studying zen mountains are just mountains, trees are just trees, While studying zen these things are no longer just mountains and trees, When u understand zen, mountains are just mountains trees are just trees. How much of zen philosophy is in ur thinking i wonder?. Anyway good luck with the new album.
Wed Mar 1 '06 5:08:42 pm

cheese101

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This post is fer my dear ally.....

The Montana Ranch Hand A successful Montana rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two men applied for the job.

One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.

Two o'clock, and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed.

"Now take off my boots."

He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

"Now take off my socks."

He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt."

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

"Now," she said, "take off my panties."

By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.

Then she looked at him and said,



"If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

;)

Wed Mar 1 '06 5:17:26 pm

Guitarmiester

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You know what's really annoying...I was at the music store testing amps out again, pretty much every guitar I picked up was either in drop D or drop C! How can anyone like playing with the strings sooo close to the fretboard!

Thanks for the replies on my post about the amps... I'll try and stop by here now and then.

Wed Mar 1 '06 5:52:28 pm
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