michelle
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aussie - that's spider's as big as a bat!!!! GROSS!!! yuck! yuck! yuck!
Thanks for pointing that out Austin. You get a cyber noogie for that one!
I'm 7 pages behind. I can't move on till I find time to watch that cool link with Billy & the guys from Rush. Maybe we'll have lunch together today. lol!
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EVERYONE!
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Tue Feb 14 '06 8:06:40 am
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
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A Catholic man is struck by a bus on a busy street. He is lying near death on the sidewalk as a crowd gathers. "A priest. Somebody get me a priest!" the man gasps. Minutes drag on and no one steps out of the crowd.
A policeman checks the crowd and finally yells, "A PRIEST,PLEASE! Isn't there a priest in this crowd to give this man his last rites?"
Finally, out of the crowd steps a little old Jewish man of at least 80 years of age."Mr. Policeman," says the man, "I'm not a priest. I'm not even a Christian. But for 50 years now I' m living behind the Catholic Church on First Avenue, and every night I'm overhearing their services. I can recall a lot of it, and maybe I can be of some comfort to this poor man."
The policeman agrees, and clears the crowd so the man can get through to where the injured man lay.
The old Jewish man kneels down, leans over the man and says in a solemn voice:
"B-4, I-19, N-38, G-54, O-72"....
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Tue Feb 14 '06 8:16:16 am
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Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
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Satriella u friggen lunatic,
and happy valentines day to all, free hugs all round u get 2 joe i hope u got rubina 56 red roses
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Tue Feb 14 '06 8:16:45 am
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
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Van Halen: The Next 'Rock Star'?
(Feb. 12, 10:50AM ET) -- Sources tell TMZ Van Halen is in the market for a new lead singer, and the marketplace will be the upcoming reality show 'Rock Star: The Series.'
Last October, Van Halen reps vehemently denied the band would use 'Rock Star' in a talent search for a new lead singer. The reps are now singing a different tune. Van Halen publicist Larry Solters told TMZ: "I'm not denying it. I'm not going to answer any questions about it."
Last year, the band INXS used 'Rock Star' to find a new lead singer. J.D. Fortune won the competition, and the band is now making a comeback with a hit new album and a sold-out tour.
As for Van Halen, the group has had three lead singers since it hit the scene back in 1978: David Lee Roth, who left the band in 1985, Sammy Hagar, who split in 1995, and Gary Cherone, who did just one album and tour with the band in 1998.
The next season of 'Rock Star,' produced by Mark Burnett for CBS, is scheduled to air during the summer. Neither Burnett nor CBS would comment on the Van Halen buzz.
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Tue Feb 14 '06 8:23:44 am
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DC Slater
DC Slater
NJ
USA
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Mornin' Satchers,
Keniko - No prob, man - How's things? I'm doing ok here... CD's should be here Thursday, so I'm pretty psyched! Also playing a blues jam up in New Hampshire in April which should be a blast! Hopefully I'll get some audio or video from it and throw it on my site.
Stevee T - Awesome man!! I'll keep you posted on my plans...
alexandrecaetano - Hey bro, thanks very much!! BTW, I was browsing through some photos on foreverjoe.com and found your pic with Joe on there... Also saw you, Mari... very cool!!
DCK - Keep me posted on your studio stuff, man!! I'm really diggin' the electronic twist you throw into your tunes. Very cool stuff!
ZincMaster - I read that about VH... I'm a huge Halen fan and it would be pretty tough to see them do the Rock Star thing, but after VH3, I don't think they could bomb any harder. I saw them in 2004 w/ Sammy and they put on one hell of a show! I guess Sammy didn't want to do anything long term with them. Bummer!
-DC Slater
http://www.dcslater.com
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Tue Feb 14 '06 8:39:48 am
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Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
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Two couples were playing poker one evening. John
accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he
bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed
that Bill's wife Sue, legs spread wide, wasn't wearing
any underwear! Shocked by this, John upon trying to
sit back up again,hit his head on the table and
emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to
get some refreshments.Sue followed and asked,"Did you
see anything that you liked under there?"Surprised by
her boldness, John courageously admitted
that,well,indeed he did.She said, "Well, you can have
it but it will cost you $500."After taking a minute or
two to assess the financial as well as the moral costs
of this
offer, John indicates that he is indeed interested.She
tells him that since her husband, Bill works Friday
afternoons and John doesn't, that John should be at
her house around 2:00 Friday
afternoon.When Friday rolled around, John showed up at
Bill's house for the planned time with Sue at 2:00 PM
sharp and after paying her the agreed sum of $500,they
went to the bedroom and closed their sexual
transaction as Sue had promised. Afterwards, John
quickly dressed and left.As usual, Bill came home from
work at 6:00 PM and upon entering the house,asked his
wife abruptly,
"Did John come by the house this afternoon?" A little
worried, Bill's wife answered,"Why yes, he did stop by
for a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly
skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did
he give you $500?" In terror, she assumed that somehow
he'd found out, and after mustering up her best poker
face, replied,"Well, yes,in fact he did give me $500."
Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised
his wife by saying,"Good, I was hoping he did. He came
by the office thismorning and borrowed $500 from me.
He promised he'd stop by the house this afternoon and
pay me back."
NOW THAT'S A POKER
PLAYER!!
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Tue Feb 14 '06 8:44:15 am
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Guitarmiester
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michelle That picture was HUGE! I wasn't ready for it to be that up close and personal.
Blue Moon Very, very nice story... I play poker a lot, usually there aren't any girls, but from now I think my cards or chips will magically fall to the ground if there are...lol. That story was too good!
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Tue Feb 14 '06 8:55:43 am
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
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DC Slater
I love(d) Van Halen too. I missed the 2004 tour though. VH3 wasn't that bad music - but it wasn't Van Halen.
To me, it would beneath them to do Rock Star - but it would fit.
Sammy was upset that it took them months to only finish those 3 songs - he thought Eddie wasn't going fast enough.
Dave wants back in the band - but they apparently don't want him back.
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Tue Feb 14 '06 9:04:38 am
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Zinc Master
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BIue Moon
re: blow up your computer
Your post made me think of the AC/DC song - blow up the radio (or something like that) - I think I have it on my iPod, must check.
The video was very funny.
Boy - the way a mind thinks.
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Tue Feb 14 '06 10:20:14 am
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Great news Joes in Detroit in April seeing im 20 minutes away. I'll have to make it to that show.
Did anyone get the Guitar World Magazine with Joe this month? It's just coming out now . Hes on the cover, theres an interview and also Satch Boogie is transcribed.
Theres also a Cd -rom with him playing Step by step Satch Boogie. Just thought id mention this .
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Tue Feb 14 '06 11:20:29 am
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Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
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Happy Valentines Day Satchland.......
Randybass...... I just started subscribing to Guitar World. I got the Randy Rhoads issue and the Satch issue both with no CD. Sniff....Snifff.... What a time for this to happen. Joe looks to be in great shape from the pics. He looks like he's in his 20's.....well I'm stretchin' a bit....lol....Joe sure don't look like he's pushin' 50. God Bless our Joe. I've emailed Guitar World about the problem. It looks like people may be stealing the CD'S. Bummer. Anyway, I can't wait to dig into "Satch Boogie" when the CD arrives. Take Care.
Joe.....Are you working out on a regular basis? Do you have a personal trainer? Can't wait to see you in Chicago. You're gonna Rock. It's gonna be great. Take Care.
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Do The Stu
Austin Lewis, III
Costa Mesa, CA
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michelle - The Sheehan/Lifeson/Peart thing is audio-only...so you don't need time to "watch" it. ;-) Just listen to it as you're catching up on T2J, maybe...
Zinc Master - "Van Halen: The Next 'Rock Star'?"
I sure hope not. If they do that and tour before making another album, I will not go see them.
DC Slater - "I saw them in 2004 w/ Sammy and they put on one hell of a show! I guess Sammy didn't want to do anything long term with them."
Don't blame Sammy...the reunion pretty much fell apart because of Eddie and his drinking problem.
Keniko - I think Guitar World has two different subscription levels. One includes the CD and one doesn't.
...Austin...
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Tue Feb 14 '06 1:04:58 pm
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
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Do The Stu
re: Van Halen / Rock Star
I saw Sammy as a solo act last spring - very good show.
I have seen Van Halen together (1993 I think) - good show.
But on Rock Star - I think that would be embarassing for them and for us (the fans).
I watched 2-3 episodes of the INXS series - wasn't too impressed with it. Didn't like any of the contestants anyway.
How about other rock stars, to try out to be the next lead singer?
Kinda like what they did for Velvet Revolver?
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Zinc Master
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Donald Rumsfeld is briefing president Bush: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"Oh no!" exclaims the president, "that's terrible!"
His staff is stunned at this unprecedented display of emotion, watching as Bush sits, head in hands.
Finally, he looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Tue Feb 14 '06 1:17:27 pm
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hi joe, im a new member to ur fan club, i love playing the axe and i also think you r a fantastic player. I was wondering if there is any way you could post the tab for beethoven`s 5th that you did, i have tried to work it out from the track but i get lost quite early on. If u cant is there any other way i can get it??????????????????" I live in hope"
your deciple
Jer
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Tue Feb 14 '06 1:30:55 pm
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Ken Erickson
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Do The Stu / Zinc...... I called the 800# to Guitar World.( no response from the email) Sure enough I signed up for the introductory offer.....Non-CD issue. I'm so stupid sometimes. Communication Breakdown. I'm going to Dominiks tonight to get Joe's April issue. I'll have to order the Randy Rhoads back issue to get the CD. The lady at customer service said she'll start my subscibtion(cd issue) for May. AAAARRRRHHHH ! ! ! Thanks for the heads up.
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Patrick Herbst
Neumünster,
Germany
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Hey Joe,
I hope to see you in Germany some time!!!
I'm realy looking forward to your new record.
Keep on rockin
Greetz
Patrick H.
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