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Hrh Fish
paul Fisher
London,
UK
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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MASTER YODA

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The amount of money that team cost to put together they should play well against any team in the world bud. Wish Doug Ellis at Aston Villa had that much money.

IF YOU KNOW YOUR FILMS

ARE YOU TRYIN TO MUG ME OFF YOU C**T !!

Have you seen Green st yet ?

"Aresnal great team but a shit firm !! "



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Thu Feb 23 '06 7:27:15 am Set this message as last read

peaceandguitars

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hrh fish

ur avin a bubble if u think uve half inched that sayin , calm down and have a rosi lee .lolololololololololololololololololololololololol

Thu Feb 23 '06 7:28:01 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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You can lead a horse to water, but dont fiddle with it.... That's Just Weird!!!!!!!!! O.o
Thu Feb 23 '06 7:29:33 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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that's 2 comments towards me mark in the last hour marky, Keep it up and yer in serious trouble with a certain individual


and yeah i arsenal did play well against real madrid, But tbh real madrid didnt seem bothered playing some of the players looked like they were thinkin about whats for breakfast tomorrow, good to watch none the less
Thu Feb 23 '06 7:32:38 am Set this message as last read

peaceandguitars

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am sorry but with all this talk of football , i jus thort i'd mention 1-0 , 2 liverpool last wkend !!!!! go team .

Green st sucks as a film

Thu Feb 23 '06 7:33:53 am Set this message as last read

Hrh Fish
paul Fisher
London,
UK
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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PEACEANDGUITARS

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Hi ya geeza

ARE YOU TRYIN TO MUG ME OFF YOU C**T?

IN FRONT OF ALL ME MATES ?

HOLD AHT YOUR ANDS AND LETS SEE OW OLD YOU ARE !!

If your Liverpool

HAVE YOU BROUGHT STANLEY WIV YA ??

Hee Hee

Green sts Ok apart from that blond Ozzy playin the major who cant do the accent for a toffee !! (Everton haha)



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Thu Feb 23 '06 7:34:50 am Set this message as last read

peaceandguitars

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am bak 4 all who cared ..... yes the world rejoices 2 c my name bak on the internet yey clap shout !

Satriella,

call off the serch m8 am back !!!!!! went missin 4 a few days like kurt cobain only i didnt shoot myself ! nope ive been away 4 a while tryin 2 get life in perspective and i did so yippeeeee .

thanx agen guys its bin a while

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Thu Feb 23 '06 7:42:26 am Set this message as last read

Hrh Fish
paul Fisher
London,
UK
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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PEACEANDGUITARS

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A few faces on here were a bit concerned esp Satriella...

Satriella had a bit of a crisis but shes cool now you should drop her a line and check out her art work. Double click on the nickname if you want her email bud. It'd put a smile on her face

Thu Feb 23 '06 7:51:25 am Set this message as last read

Namm Man

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cuthbert1776




I am usually around, but the conversation is so adult I keep my fingers quiet.. :-P

I remember the good old days during the election when Jazzzy and I would square off..

"Thoes were good times... Damn good times"

Where is my eat em and smile CD anyway?

Namm Man

Thu Feb 23 '06 8:03:15 am Set this message as last read

Hrh Fish
paul Fisher
London,
UK
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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Satriella

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Hope you got the Sid James pics.......

Thu Feb 23 '06 8:07:00 am Set this message as last read

Namm Man

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Big Gay Al


Don't feel bad, cuthbert1776 was so dissapointed when he went to london and found out Big Ben was a clock!

Thu Feb 23 '06 8:08:47 am Set this message as last read

tmx

Plays: Drums (43 years)
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hi joe, ive been a fan of urs since the 80s. love ur style of playing and how u write ur music. ive been playing guitar for about 20 years and recently purchased the js1000 and jsx. not trying to copy but i like the sound u get from ur last 2 g3 dvds. now i cant ever put my guitar down. when i do gigs other musicians melt over my set up. the guitar was kinda up in the air, either a jp music man or the js, so i went with urs first and later ill get the jp. my life long dream is to do a g3 show with u and steve or john or one of the other greats. does anyone ever send u demo packs or can they? ps- favorite songs are: cool #9 and hords of locusts. oh yeah, looking at ur tour, wish u were coming through little rock or memphis.
Thu Feb 23 '06 8:08:49 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Namm Man you are resorting to the Rodney Dangerfield book of quotes LMAO??

That Big Ben one was a good one along with some other of my faves:

Poor, you kidding me we were poor!! We couldn't afford tinsel for the Christmas tree so we'd sit grampa in front of it and wait for him to sneeze!!

If I didnt wake up with a hard on on Christmas morning I had nothing to play with!!

And ugly I was ugly too!! my ma had to tie a pork chop around my neck to get the family dog to play with me!! That dog, his favorite bone was still in my arm.

When my ma put me in the sandbox to play the cats used to come and cover me up. I was ugly!!!

Ahhh good old Rodney

Thu Feb 23 '06 8:24:40 am Set this message as last read

gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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Joe, How are you today? So have you gone boardin yet at all this year? So.....you jus wanna ride, get on your bike and ride, eh? HAHA me too man...me too. lol. Have a great day! Love ya man. Huggggggggssssssss to you :)

MThead101- awwwwww thanks. That was really nice. huggggssss to you man :D

Keniko- How are you man? Im well kinda bad but tryin to make it good.

im dredin a long trip to California next week....arrr i dont want to go, well if i came back with my baby girl (my sister) ill be happy. I'll tell you all the story when i get back, if i get her... ok?

Kayla

Thu Feb 23 '06 8:29:55 am Set this message as last read

meandmrvai
Steve Oliver
Ontario
Canada
Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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Hey everyone whats going on.

Joe, I am curious as to know, will you be doing autograph sessions on your tour? I am just wondering because I would love it if you signed a copy of Super Colossal when it comes out. I look forward to seeing your show in Toronto on the 12th of April at Massey Hall. Tickets go on sale for that show in 30 mins, better get on it if I want front row tickets.

Thu Feb 23 '06 8:34:16 am Set this message as last read

Hrh Fish
paul Fisher
London,
UK
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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BLUE MOON

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hOWYA DOING GEEZ

I was at my first Job when I left school (printer) and we initiated a lot of new staff with soft pranks common practice in most compainies. One of the best ones I played wss a corker !!

There was a really gorgeous woman that worked at the sandwich bar we used to get our meals from. This guy who started was as green as they come. Remember junior in the smokey and the bandit movie? (thers no way that boy came from my loins !! ) He was just like him.

its custom that the new guy to fetch the sandwiches. The shop also used to do cakes. One day he asks me what I want from the shop. I told him I wanted a dripping minge !! (minge is slang for a ladies intimate place if you wonderd). I described it to him like you know the ones its not on eclair but its a donut type cake shaped like a hot dog with jam an cream with sugar sprinkled on it !! I gave a convincing performance.

He arrived back with a red mark on the side of his face and said they didnt have it but for the life of me I cant understand why she slapped me !!!!!!!!



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Thu Feb 23 '06 8:36:22 am Set this message as last read

Guitarmiester

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YES!!!! JUST SAW THE NEW TOUR DATES!!!! SATCH WILL BE IN NJ!!!! YES!!!! THANK YOU JOE!!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY YOU JUST MADE ME!!!

marimarisrv Satch will be playing the Starland Ballroom!!!

mthead101 I'll let everyone know when I have stuff posted up.

Do The Stu Yea, I've got seats in the orchestra area.

Ovation1 I've told him over and over that his singing just isn't my 'style'...I guess everytime I've told him he didn't hear me? He keeps bugging me to record some other covers with him! Covers can be fun, but c'mon...covers get boring, you really need originals to show what you got. Also, when I told him that the reverb and doubling effects on the vocals sounds bad, he just said 'I use it to cover up my bad spots...' Uh, I don't think that reverb or doubling is covering anything up, just making it worse if anything!

Satriella Thanks...once I can record my own stuff I'll let everybody know. You'll notice quite a difference in style, playing, tone, and sound quality.

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Thu Feb 23 '06 8:36:43 am Set this message as last read

gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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Joe.... could you come to the west coast? Pirty pweas wif cherweys on top? Or sugar which ever you perfer. hehe.

Thu Feb 23 '06 8:41:37 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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big gay al only one was from me.. you have a fan club so it seems..LMAO.
kayla the joe stalker your just getting creepy now ! :)
Thu Feb 23 '06 8:44:23 am Set this message as last read

Powerslave214
Scott Conner
Blacksburg, Virginia
USA
Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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I'm rather liking that the Baltimore show date also falls on one of my days off. ;-). A long 15 year drought, and now 2 shows with a couple of weeks of each other!

WIsh I could go to the show in Upper Darby, but I doubt I'd be able to.

Reshift Riders is still swimming around in me little ol' brain......can't wait to hear it live.

Thu Feb 23 '06 8:46:01 am Set this message as last read

Guitarmiester

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Sorry for the 2nd post...today keeps getting better and better! 1st - Joe is coming to the Starland Ballroom in NJ, then I checked where 'The Trooper' is on the charts, it moved up to #4 overnight!!! Then, NY tomorrow...what a week it has been.
Thu Feb 23 '06 8:54:38 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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S5ry not used to all these hmoies callin me these weird names, jus marky... what a friggen homo!!! :D

+ Yeah ive had a fan club for quite some time now.. more n more people are slowly gettin it

and some cakes do have funny names!
Thu Feb 23 '06 9:23:42 am Set this message as last read

OCPS470
Chris Peters
Lake Mary, FL
USA
Plays: Guitar (28 years)
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HrhFish: No offense man, but your info is all upside down and backwards. I'm all for not over complicating things, but it's important to know exactly what you're doing so that you don't have to fish around trying to find what you want. Sure, if you goof around long enough you'll hit upon something that sounds good over a chord progression, but if you really KNOW what you're doing, you can skip all of that wasted time and know your options immediately. It's also important to know what you're doing to be able to communicate with another musician. Telling some one I'm playing a C major scale, and telling some one I'm playing Flydian mode are 2 diff things.....sure they're both contain the notes of a C scale, but saying Flydian tells someone I'm playing a C scale, but F is the tonal center that I'm targeting. I think it's very important to know what you're doing at all times.
Thu Feb 23 '06 9:32:25 am Set this message as last read

labattblue
Mike Ettles
Mississauga, Ontario
Canada
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Yahhhh Baby!! I have not missed a single Toronto show yet and I have my seats all ready for the April 12th date. Cannot wait to see Joe noodle it up with Eric Johnson again.

God luv ya man! Hopefully you will play some of those hypnotic ballads that demonstrate your "composition" talent so well like IF I COULD FLY fron "Is there love in space". Play some oldies to!!

Thu Feb 23 '06 9:35:32 am Set this message as last read

Namm Man

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mikesb


Rodney was great how about theese:

"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."


"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."


"I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me."


"I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.  
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"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going. "

God rest his warped soul!

Namm

Thu Feb 23 '06 9:36:04 am Set this message as last read
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