Hello again all -

Cheeeers guys

Yo !!! Cuthbert

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You got to have the creature comforts sorted............

:-p...

teah man love Victor Meldrew....

Check out Deadringers you might be able to get it on cable or buy on line at the BBC shop www.bbc.com They impersonate celebrities and interact with an unsuspecting public. Jon Culshaw does Ozzy absolutley spot on. Did Tony Blair in New York. Obiwan Kenobi buying a new car.Dr.Who speed dating. Laughed so much I ate the carpet!!

Boxer Chris Eubanks talks Ozzy Osbourne for advice on his reality Tv show...

Eubanks : (lisp) My show seems to be stagnant compared to yours how can I liven things up?

Ozzy : Well man you need a f***in dudderin old man who doesnt quite know where he is man.

Frank Bruno : laughs hello looks like a job for me Chris know what I mean Harry......

Good Morning Satchland...... How Are U ?

I just finished watching Joe' section of the Guitar World's April issue CD ROM( Finally got to Dominicks last night )Wow ! ! ! It's GREAT ! ! ! This is what I've been waiting for for a long time. I've asked Joe in the past that he should come out with an instructional DVD on his techniques. Joe would say his schedule prevents him from doing just that. You can imagine the schedule he keeps. Anyway, this is the next best thing and I abSOULutly LOVE IT ! ! ! With the Pod Cast on Super Colossal and GW April issue.....I'm in heaven( wait a minute I'm on Earth....lol.....) I think it's a great idea Joe doing these interactive QT movies. This brings us closer to him and that's always a good thing.

Joe..... Thanks again. I would like to expand on this idea a little. How about if you work with Guitar World and come out with your own magazine say every 6 months. You could have Peavey, Ibanez, Electro-Harminix sponser you. The mag would be about your techniques and your ideas on everything related to your songs and music. It would be interactive like the April CD Rom. You could pick a song you'd disect for us with each issue. You could talk about your approch to music therory and what scales you use for that particular song and why it works. I'm not talking about a 100 page mag. Something short like the April CD Rom. You could offer a subscribtion but only offer it to individuals that have a subsribtion to Guitar World so there not cut out. They would most likely subsribe to the Guitar World just to recieve your mag. Just like I'm sure many have because of your April issue. I think Electronic Musician magazine does this with Pro Tools. I think millions could benefit by this. So what do you think? Just a thought. Take Care. See you in Chicago on April 5th.

HEY ! ! ! Satchland....What do you think of my idea? Am I crazy?

Keniko

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Ows it anging? He could do it on this site.........

Heres another one...

Differences between UK and US..

If Desperate Houswives was made in the UK it would done differently. The UK version would have a crack mother selling her babys pampers so she can get a fix. Another one would be bin diving for tonights tea. It would also be based in a rough council estate rather than a nice posh suburb road...

In the UK the higher you live the poorer you are (council blocks) UK equivilent of project neighbourhoods in the US or trailer parks

In the US the higher you live the richer you are

Satriella Hey.... I've been alittle busy lately, finally recording some stuff. Haven't gotten much done yet, only got the rhythm guitar parts down for one of my lighter songs and did the solo for it. I didn't get to work on any of my other originals yet, the persons house I've been recording at, he's very impressed with my guitar playing and has been bugging me to add to his songs, either put a solo in it or just do all the guitar parts. Once I get more recording done, I'll post up a link for everyone to check out. If you want to hear the one song I've gotten all the guitar parts down to (but nothing else yet), leave me your email address and I'll send you the song (mp3).

Joe Satriani The album is sounding AWESOME so far! Can't wait till it comes out! COME TO NJ!

SWEEEETTTTNESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is my first post here so sorry if i overdo it... but....

my dad woke me up this morning and told me we just got some Satch tickets!!!!!!! im going to see Joe!!! my first concert ever and i get to see my favorite guitarist, the man that "made" me play the guitar

im going to see him at The Palace Theater in Greensberg PA ON aPRIL 7!!!!!!!! i keep putting exclamation marks, that may get annnoying, but im too darn excited!!!!! its a great b-day present, but my b-day is on the 3 of march , so yeah but who cares

SEE YOU THERE SATCH!!!!!! (as if he knows who i am) lol

Hey everyone,

Wow! what an exciting time to be a satch fan!. I love the sound clips...the web cast...the photo's...the new gear....the upcoming tour.....w/ eric johnson, and most of all the upcoming cd. Can't wait!

It feels like christmas time!

Just like lightin....

Its like Red hot Chillies meets Lenny Kravitz meets Hendrix... Cool hammerin and rollin bursts... Can hear it developin into some mad Page (Heatbraker style)bends......

Satriella..... Thanks for the email link to your sketches. They are very, very nice. Check out my son Sean's art site.You two share a common thread. I can't draw s..t. Let me know what you think. Hugs

http://www.artbyseane.com

962- I totally agree- that really is crap about the Sony Store. What a shame they are so narrow-minded. For goodness sakes it wouldn't be too tough to ship CDs overseas would it... Will have to wait and see about the UK platinum packages, I wonder how long it will be til it gets announced....

Satriella- wow you are a very talented artist- do you work from prints, photos etc? I particularly loved your Adam Ant one- the very first 7inch single I ever bought was "Prince Charming"- I still love his music!

NSPike- Keep your hair on! I listened to your music earlier in the day, didn't get a chance to post though til now. Excellent stuff, your band sounds very tight. Are you gigging with your material? I liked the one "Trust me on this." Good luck with it! :)

I hear a ZZ Top vibe from Just Like Lightnin'. Good stuff!!!

JOE...you are... OMGGGGG. lol. Just heard the clip for Just like Lightnin'...im freaking out here. lol. Dont want to scare you, your just so AMAZING!!! I love the rythem for it, its real funky. I LOVE IT already. haha. Have a wonderful day man. I know i will:D

Mthead101: HAPIFTY BIRFDAY!!!! lol. And thanks for your advice!!!!

Timnofy: LUCKYYYY. lol.

everyone who gave me adivce on guitar...Thanks! I enjoy and appritiate it!

wow..its just great about all the cool technology associated with the new album release. Oh just so much seen and alot more to come...yes its a great time to be a Satriani fan but its also cool to see your (Joes) having a great time. This release happened so much sooner than expected. Stay healthy Joe...the world is awaiting you visits...i surely cant wait! ....Still waiting for a Satriani Signature Wah by you..lol...and whats up with the JSX Cab?...patiently awaiting!

MAC proof at last...

http://www.satriani.com/perl/2004/photos?dir=2004_G3&area=gallery

Lol....lovin the newest track snippet Joe....very different from SC...JLL is very grooooovy sounding.... :)

"Most of us will arrive to meet our maker with our music still inside us...." THANK GOODNESS Joe can and does share his with us!!

I have such a happy smilie on my face these days, LOL!! :)

Reno....? :D

Clouds are gone...back to a nice day! Other than that, I'm going back to playing instrumental and working on instrumental tracks (originals). I can't handle being both the lead vocals & lead guitar, I concentrate way too much on guitar...too much going on to do both, and can't find a singer to match the style of music (progressive rock/metal). Was just wailing away on guitar for a while, already working on a great new piece of music. (Did I mention I'm watching Vai's Astoria DVD, one of the most amazing live DVD's ever, and the sound quality is top notch!) One Vai song I've been playing a real lot lately, The Audience Is Listening. Has such a cool riff that leads into the lead guitar (with wah). Watching Erotic Nightmares right now, such an awesome song.

-I'm looking for any requests of songs to play by Satch and/or Vai (instrumental), before I start recording on my computer my own originals I'm going to get used to the software by recording some covers. Here's what I'll be covering: -JS - Tears In The Rain (might add some extra guitar tracks to it) -Vai - Whispering a Prayer *These next few, possibly* -JS - Midnight or Days at the Beach -Vai - Ballerina 12/24 -Paul Gilbert - BRO

hey joe, hey guys

wow. what an awesum webcast......unbelievable, now i really can't wait for the tour. i was wondering how do i enter that giveaway contest, i cant see anything for it,

catch you all later

peace love and joy to all